Adolf Hitler's Story
=In a world where the wihite race is in danger, only one man save the owrld from the evil behind this conspiracy=
Adolf Hitler- Where... am I?
Agent 1- It's the year of our lord 2015, Mr. Hitler, and we need you help.
Agent 2- We found you dead in your estate in venezuela, we revived you, but we need your... expertise. Holocaust expertise.
Hitler- What is... the holocaust?
Agent 1- My god... so you're saying you...
Hitler- Did nothing wrong
=Only one man can protect the white race from the holocaust against whites=
Hitler- Ah! Nice to meet a fellow white man, you Irish folk are white and pale as can be, good in my book! Sieg heil, praise be. *Extends hand for handshake*
=The menace who hates his own race will stop at nothing to stomp it out of existence...=
Louie C.K. - DON'T TOUCH ME! Us whites have TINY white dicks! I will cuckold you out of existence!
Agent 1- *In a whisper* Word on the street is Louie here hires a big black bull of a man to cuckold his wife for him...
Louie C.K.- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! I'm such a loving husband! She doesnt like my tiny white dick, so I get her the BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK!
Hitler- Oh mein god... A FILTHY race traitor... I am a PRACTICING CATHOLIC and mein god WILL SMITE YOU!
=Adolf Hitler must ally with his greatest enemies=
Hitler- This holocaust myth you speak of... I like the idea... But we must gather recruits! Fly me to... the white house
*dun dun dun*
Obama- Uhhhhhh, Mr. Hitler, uhhhh My greatest ally... up top, my friend!
Hitler- I am sorry Big Barry, but this is no time for play, you have always been my closest link to the Facist Black community, so I need your help.
Obama- Uhhhhh, well as you know, the uhhhhh United States' nuclear arsenal is always at your disposal, Adolf.
Hitler- Thank you, my good friend... FACIST OBAMA!
=Adolf Hitler will rekindle old flames...=
Hitler- Mr. Himmler... I know you are in retirement, but I need your help, there is one last camp you need to manage...
Himmler- Addy, long time no see! I'll call up mengele, he'll want in on this action. Who's the target this time, gypsys, jews, poland?
Hitler- *Sigh* Whites... Black Bulls....... Germany.
Himmer- Mein god... Who has taken Germany, who ha-
Hitler- Louie C.K.
Himmler- Of the Whites Against Whites coalition? Mein god... I will assemble the old team...
=Those he persecuted will turn the other cheek... towards his WALLET=
Agent 1- Mr. Hitler, the jews who perpetuated 9/11 are here to see you now...
Hitler- Oh yes, the ones who claimed jet fuel can melt steel beams. Controlled explosions, obviously.
Unknown Jew- Hello, Adolf.
Hitler- Oh, the little boy who survived... Hello... Elie
Elie Weisel- In the flesh
Hitler- Willing to do anything for a quick buck, eh weisel?
Elie Weisel- The Israeli Army will be at your disposal, along with our Zyklon B supplies and Controlled Explosives... For a lump sum of 1,000,000 shekels.
Hitler- You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Weisel... deal.
=With his team assembled, Hitler must take on the white menace before he can infuse his cuckolding ways into not only Germany, but the world...=
Louie C.K.- GIGGA ***** SQUADRON! ROLL OUT! BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK!
Hitler- Elie, Obama, Himmler, Agents... It's about to get messy.
Himmler- HITLER, DID YOU PACK THE ZYKLON, USE IT NOW!
Hitler- Sorry Himmler, that comes later! No Hydrogen now, only lead! *chik chik* HEIL HITLER!
=ADOLF HITLER, THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD 2- THE WRATH OF C.K. In theaters september 11th 2015=
Hitler- Ready the V3 missles, men.
Obama- Uhhhh, Hitler, where are you aiming that?
Hitler- Strike Zone, Germany. Target... BERLIN
(I really need to stop making these ****** stories)
Adolf Hitler- Where... am I?
Agent 1- It's the year of our lord 2015, Mr. Hitler, and we need you help.
Agent 2- We found you dead in your estate in venezuela, we revived you, but we need your... expertise. Holocaust expertise.
Hitler- What is... the holocaust?
Agent 1- My god... so you're saying you...
Hitler- Did nothing wrong
=Only one man can protect the white race from the holocaust against whites=
Hitler- Ah! Nice to meet a fellow white man, you Irish folk are white and pale as can be, good in my book! Sieg heil, praise be. *Extends hand for handshake*
=The menace who hates his own race will stop at nothing to stomp it out of existence...=
Louie C.K. - DON'T TOUCH ME! Us whites have TINY white dicks! I will cuckold you out of existence!
Agent 1- *In a whisper* Word on the street is Louie here hires a big black bull of a man to cuckold his wife for him...
Louie C.K.- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! I'm such a loving husband! She doesnt like my tiny white dick, so I get her the BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK!
Hitler- Oh mein god... A FILTHY race traitor... I am a PRACTICING CATHOLIC and mein god WILL SMITE YOU!
=Adolf Hitler must ally with his greatest enemies=
Hitler- This holocaust myth you speak of... I like the idea... But we must gather recruits! Fly me to... the white house
*dun dun dun*
Obama- Uhhhhhh, Mr. Hitler, uhhhh My greatest ally... up top, my friend!
Hitler- I am sorry Big Barry, but this is no time for play, you have always been my closest link to the Facist Black community, so I need your help.
Obama- Uhhhhh, well as you know, the uhhhhh United States' nuclear arsenal is always at your disposal, Adolf.
Hitler- Thank you, my good friend... FACIST OBAMA!
=Adolf Hitler will rekindle old flames...=
Hitler- Mr. Himmler... I know you are in retirement, but I need your help, there is one last camp you need to manage...
Himmler- Addy, long time no see! I'll call up mengele, he'll want in on this action. Who's the target this time, gypsys, jews, poland?
Hitler- *Sigh* Whites... Black Bulls....... Germany.
Himmer- Mein god... Who has taken Germany, who ha-
Hitler- Louie C.K.
Himmler- Of the Whites Against Whites coalition? Mein god... I will assemble the old team...
=Those he persecuted will turn the other cheek... towards his WALLET=
Agent 1- Mr. Hitler, the jews who perpetuated 9/11 are here to see you now...
Hitler- Oh yes, the ones who claimed jet fuel can melt steel beams. Controlled explosions, obviously.
Unknown Jew- Hello, Adolf.
Hitler- Oh, the little boy who survived... Hello... Elie
Elie Weisel- In the flesh
Hitler- Willing to do anything for a quick buck, eh weisel?
Elie Weisel- The Israeli Army will be at your disposal, along with our Zyklon B supplies and Controlled Explosives... For a lump sum of 1,000,000 shekels.
Hitler- You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Weisel... deal.
=With his team assembled, Hitler must take on the white menace before he can infuse his cuckolding ways into not only Germany, but the world...=
Louie C.K.- GIGGA ***** SQUADRON! ROLL OUT! BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK! BIG BLACK COCK!
Hitler- Elie, Obama, Himmler, Agents... It's about to get messy.
Himmler- HITLER, DID YOU PACK THE ZYKLON, USE IT NOW!
Hitler- Sorry Himmler, that comes later! No Hydrogen now, only lead! *chik chik* HEIL HITLER!
=ADOLF HITLER, THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD 2- THE WRATH OF C.K. In theaters september 11th 2015=
Hitler- Ready the V3 missles, men.
Obama- Uhhhh, Hitler, where are you aiming that?
Hitler- Strike Zone, Germany. Target... BERLIN
(I really need to stop making these ****** stories)
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