Admin told me to post content

Dear Admin,
I'm just a poor, simple man tending to my memes. My pepes aren't rare, I can't afford a John Cena video, and Mr. Skeltal doesn't spook me anymore ever since he discovered I'm calcium deprived. My hands are crooked and tired from *********** and thumbing up other people's content, hence I can't even provide you with an OC. But you've been good to me, so I want to return the favor. I just discovered this dank video today, figured you could have it. Please don't deport me to 9gag, I can't go back. They'll take my memes away. A man with no memes means nothing these days.