Braveshart here, again, I come today bearing the most important news you've heard all year, get ready, this ****** about to get heavy.
Ever since I started visiting this site I've only heard legend of Admin's Identity, after doing quite a lot of thinking and research, I've crafted a theory.
The man we've been calling Admin is a slippy little korean weasle, threaded through countless web identity protectors and Alternating Ip addresses, I thought there was at least one place on this planet with information accessible to me, That's right.
I found out that Admin owned a business that managed Funnyjunk, a company called "Spork You LLC" from 2003 untill (allegedly) 2011, Which was linked to a host in Baton Rogue, Louisiana, Later to be found again in NYC, The information I had at this point did not connect, for I suspected another Identity Protector, but when I read an article over the dispute between Funnyjunk and The Oatmeal, I learned that a
It turns out, Nevada Secretary of State business records require companies to supply a list of officers, which are publicly available and so, eventually, FunnyJunk LLC had to name names. It finally did so, listing only one: Bryan Durel of New York City. After doing research on this Bryan Durel, I have learned that he is originally from, wait for it...
_BATON ROGUE, LOUISIANA
WE FOUND HIM!!!.. right?..
If any of you remember, A user by the name of FJDeveloper started to crack down on the site, removing porn and such things, after going back to the Nevada Secretary of State business records, I learned that the business of Funnyjunk LLC had the ownership transferred to a Mr. Benjamin L. Bunker, Esquire. Situated in Las Vegas
Sounds fake, but after searching him up, I find that he does exist, and is an attorney and the founder of the Bunker Law Group, PLLC.
I personally believe that Admin, or.. Bryan, Doesn't trust himself with sole ownership of the site, so he transferred ownership to Mr. Bunker, securing his website, and promising our FunnyFuture.
I also think I found Bryan's facebook, He is sorta Neckbeard-ish
Your Internet detective,