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admin is moving on

 
dear fj, you've known for me a while and i have to say i love all the users on this site and the family we've grown. but it's time for me to move onto bigger, better things.


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life changes a lot and everything evolves or moves on with time. it's a fact of life. so i think it's time to make my final announcement regarding being admin of this.

so here it is:

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admin is moving on. dear fj, you've known for me a while and i have to say i love all the users on this site and the family we've grown. but it's time for me to

What size dragon dildo should I move onto? The medium doesn't fill me up as well as it used to.

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Submitted: 11/07/2015
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User avatar #45 - hashtronaut (11/08/2015) [+] (17 replies)
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still not the gayest thing admin's posted
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User avatar #48 - rplix (11/08/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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Anything less than extra large is gay.
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User avatar #16 - itumblr (11/08/2015) [-]
I am SHAKING right now. What the **** is wrong with you?
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User avatar #29 to #16 - brcstar (11/08/2015) [-]
Stop trying
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#132 to #29 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
wow that b8 didnt go as planned
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#265 to #16 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
i genuinely forgot you existed
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User avatar #43 to #16 - admin [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
just trying to get filled up man
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#50 to #43 - derpylights (11/08/2015) [-]
Just stick an entire lamp up there and be done with it!
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User avatar #329 to #50 - pinethrush (11/16/2015) [-]
Just make sure to take the bulb out fi-- Actually, you know what, screw it. Go big or go home. Keep that lightbulb in and pucker, sucker.
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User avatar #336 to #329 - demonlordxsixtyfor (11/18/2015) [-]
"screw" it.
get it
cuz its a lightbulb
heh
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#52 to #43 - hassoutobi (11/08/2015) [-]
XL

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User avatar #117 to #43 - lucky (11/08/2015) [-]
Dammit man i just got the mm for this and thought it was all over and the lag of getting the mm was due to the sit shutting down....
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User avatar #118 to #117 - lucky (11/08/2015) [-]
Yes i know that doesnt make any sense but im drunk
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#247 to #43 - crazysciencehobo ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
The real admin would find a dragon and tenderly yet ferociously **** it!

Don't come in this (your own) house and bring that weak sauce.
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#74 to #43 - dreadric ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
get a mold of your dick, and make your own dildo, that should fill you up nicely.
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User avatar #89 to #43 - twi ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
ill fill u up
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User avatar #244 to #43 - talldumbdork ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Goddamnit Admin you triggered itumblr. **** you triggered me. Dont leave us pls post dildo pics when you get it
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#327 to #43 - raffik (11/15/2015) [-]
Hey Admin, The website causes A lot of backend cpu usage. Are you using us to mine bitcoins or soemthing? Its hard to stay online, and play video games, without my cpu bouncing. No other websites do this.
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#363 to #43 - performing (12/02/2015) [-]
un-voteban me you cuck
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User avatar #359 to #43 - glitternips (11/30/2015) [-]
Do you want to lose control of your bowels and **** the bed every single day for the rest of your life? Try the extra large version of this: You need to login to view this link
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User avatar #344 to #43 - finata (11/23/2015) [-]
******* KILL YOURSELF
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#9 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
>>#3
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#3 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Knew it was fake 'cause no one can leave this site.

Go biggest, you slut.
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User avatar #2 - posttwo (11/07/2015) [-]
aw I thought youre gonna be moving to india
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User avatar #18 to #2 - kristovsky (11/08/2015) [-]
designated
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User avatar #22 to #18 - jamesten (11/08/2015) [-]
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#62 to #22 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
P O O I N L O O
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User avatar #129 to #62 - evilpapagali (11/08/2015) [-]
But what about the boo in the loo?
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#155 to #129 - emperorwatergate (11/08/2015) [-]
Tell me about the Witch!

Why does she boo in the loo?
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User avatar #275 to #155 - baronvonhuckle (11/08/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter where she poos!
All that matters is our plan!
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User avatar #63 to #62 - thealmightyantler (11/08/2015) [-]
Why the hell am I not signed in!?
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User avatar #10 to #2 - admin [OP](11/07/2015) [-]
i've always wanted to poop on the street
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User avatar #19 to #10 - jamesten (11/08/2015) [-]
well i mean you do piss in sinks
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#133 to #19 - whatnameisnottaken (11/08/2015) [-]
admin moves to India and quickly spreads the idea of designated pissing sink. in a matter of months bathrooms are all but forgotten and have been replaced by street/sink hybrids
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User avatar #72 to #19 - kyubii (11/08/2015) [-]
So I didn't just imagine him saying that!
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User avatar #207 to #19 - thunderfap (11/08/2015) [-]
Do normal people not piss in sinks? Seems more convenient to me, and I've done it for a long time.
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#107 to #10 - magicmatchsticks (11/08/2015) [-]
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User avatar #115 to #107 - joshlol (11/08/2015) [-]
**** you dumb bitch ************ !
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User avatar #246 to #107 - dubstepforme (11/08/2015) [-]
Hahaha, my brain tried to connect indian chicks being called Desi on porn sites with "desi"gnated pooping street
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User avatar #154 to #10 - ForReal (11/08/2015) [-]
D E S I G N A T E D
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User avatar #185 to #10 - reeeeeeeeeee (11/08/2015) [-]
D E S I G N A T E D
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User avatar #163 to #10 - melwach (11/08/2015) [-]
It's a dream come true. What's keeping you from achieving it?
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#44 - etfhan (11/08/2015) [-]
Ya know, while we are on the topic of admin changing, I never understood what happened. He used to be strict and used to insult us. Did someone else take over? Or is admin still the same gloriously muscular, beautiful, most generous, only guy i'd go gay for, etc. dude, only decided it's better to run FJ the way he does now?
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User avatar #280 to #44 - tevansroskos (11/08/2015) [-]
Since nobody has said anything.. This admin is the same admin we have always had. He got some flack from advertisers for some **** things that were posted in the regular section and got all ban happy on this that might be construed as sexual dickbutt. . He likes to change his persona every once in awhile and we actually do know who he is but we don't like to post it. Admin had a hot asian girlfriend. He got drunk one night and posted a bunch of pictures and **** . Anyway it's the same admin that we've always had, he just likes to pretend that he is a different person.
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User avatar #360 to #280 - Deathmaster ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
What about TheDesigner? Was that just another persona?
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User avatar #361 to #360 - tevansroskos (12/01/2015) [-]
From what I've read this current admin has been in charge of funnyjunk since the start. Unfortunately that can't be confirmed because of how well admin has covered his identity. All of the pictures I used to be able to find easily are gone as well.
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#293 to #280 - manholefreddy (11/09/2015) [-]
What kind of pictures...?
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User avatar #294 to #293 - tevansroskos (11/10/2015) [-]
IIRC it was a couple of pictures of him with his girlfriend at the time. Nothing fun.
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User avatar #147 to #44 - vorarephilia (11/08/2015) [-]
the truth is that fj is the first website to gain self awareness and is self administrating.
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User avatar #46 to #44 - admin [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
**** off cunt
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User avatar #47 to #46 - etfhan (11/08/2015) [-]
I love you
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#12 - pewdiepieisbestpie (11/08/2015) [-]
**pewdiepieisbestpie used "*roll picture*"**
**pewdiepieisbestpie rolled image**This size
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User avatar #325 to #12 - cyberviking (11/14/2015) [-]
Nice roll!
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User avatar #31 - optimussum (11/08/2015) [-]
i only skimmed this post

are we being taken over by dragon dildos?

i for one welcome our prostate stimulating overlords
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#113 - bahtzee (11/08/2015) [-]
You scared me. I thought you were finally gonna give me a reason to leave this place.
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#307 to #113 - warofarts (11/11/2015) [-]
I know, I was really sad for a moment then I read the rest and then I was like " YOU NIPPLE CREAMING ASS MUNCHER YOU GAVE ME FEELS FOR NO FRICK FRACKIN REASON"
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#26 - kafei (11/08/2015) [-]
**kafei used "*roll picture*"**
**kafei rolled image** Go Large or go home.
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User avatar #24 - philskimbosh (11/08/2015) [-]
I think you should just go and try to break that "usable length" suggestion.

You don't need to move on. You need to move more in.
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#238 to #24 - aizeinstein (11/08/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** I am concerned by your knowledge of dragon dildos.
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#11 - noxxx (11/07/2015) [-]
Don't scare me like that!! Love you, admin!
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#151 - mrlosthaze (11/08/2015) [-]
**mrlosthaze used "*roll picture*"**
**mrlosthaze rolled image**psh, who uses dragon dildos? Shrek dildo is life!
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User avatar #266 to #151 - xif (11/08/2015) [-]
GoodBye No-Fap-November...
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User avatar #341 to #266 - secondfunction (11/22/2015) [-]
GOOD BYYYEEEEEEEEE MOOOOONMEEENNNN
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#230 to #151 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
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#308 - lihamylly (11/11/2015) [-]
It was only about dragon dildos.
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#237 - newfeliperuiz (11/08/2015) [-]
The fact that you weren't already using the XL makes me question your authority as our admin.
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#114 - stormieskys ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Here you go admin.
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#205 - cumberdale (11/08/2015) [-]
>not taking Chance the Stallion XL

what are you? gay?
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#270 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
Mfw
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