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#329 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Basic Statistics:

Age: 19
Nationality: Spanish
Gender: Male
Current Residence: Lyss, Switzerland
Occupation: Automation technician, last year apprenticeship
Talents/Skills: I learn very fast, especially physical stuff (like dancing, fighting, building stuff), but i forget it just as fast. I can adapt myself well.
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Any romance in your life? (describe relationship): None, just got dumped before christmas

Physical Characteristics

Mascot (provide a picture if possible): None, so here's myself, made today
Height: 183cm
Weight: 91kg
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Do you wear glasses or contact lenses? Nöp
Habits: I often put my hand over my mouth and grind it down my face. I fap without being horny
Health: Overflexible joints, slight tinitus, rest is ok
Hobbies: Games, Mangas, Martial arts, figuring people out, dancing
Favorite Sayings: "Slap it 'til it works"
Disabilities: hardly
Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): dunno, i usually dress pretty common, jeans and leather jackets. Head is usually scruffy, as seen in pic.
Greatest flaw: I can often greatly misinterpret what people are trying to tell me.
Best quality: I'm generous and don't get mad if someone makes a mistake without knowing better.

Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes

Short-term goals in life: Finish my apprenticeship
Long-term goals in life: Have a house with a bigass backyard and a family
How do you see yourself? Hard working lad who's unsure what option to pick and overplays his insecurities with excessive humour das some deep **** right there
How do you believe you are perceived by others? A funny guy who's very fun to hang out with, but you don't really think of first when you're making a party, but still invite him if he happens to be around when the subject comes up
How self-confident are you? Depends on the situation
What are you obsessed with?: Patterns of people's personalities
Are you ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? A combination, really depends on the situation
What would most embarrass you? If my IRL friends and family found out i watch anime and listen to its music
Who is your favorite user on FJ? well, out of all, i'd say anotheroneonearth shoutout to zydratejunkie, swordswoman, rheago, karlwilson and foxrock. I love you people~
User avatar #3511 to #329 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
I haven't been on here in so fracking long! Love you too man (better five months later than never???)
User avatar #3512 to #3511 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Hah, then you have some making up to do~ *implying wink*
User avatar #3513 to #3512 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
For sure *awkward gimpy wink*
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
i dont even know what gimpy means~
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
It's just another word for lame.
User avatar #3516 to #3515 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
oh.....

WELLANYWAY, whatcha been up to?
User avatar #3517 to #3516 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
Heh, absolutely nothing. I haven't been on here in so long yet nothing has really changed. Except now I have short hair, and a real job What about you?
User avatar #3518 to #3517 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Sweet! What job?

Not much either, i finished my apprenticeship and look for temporary work. But its a bit rare because i'm going to finland for a month in february, so i hit the gym in the mornings and now im waiting for a moment to hit on you. so yeah~
User avatar #3519 to #3518 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm a full time skin consultant now

Congratulations on finishing your apprenticeship!! Finland?! That's sweet! Not as sweet as you though!
User avatar #3520 to #3519 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
skin consultant? So if i ever want to get better skin, i'll know tho to hit up~

and yeah, i can't wait to jump into ice water after a good sauna session!
You're a lot sweeter tho, i mean, just look at that smile, come on!
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
Ice water?!? That is AWESOME. I love being cold! It never gets too cold here tho
User avatar #3522 to #3521 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
aren't you in canada? isn't canada cold as **** ?
User avatar #3523 to #3522 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm in southern British Columbia. It's pretty mild here unfortunately.
User avatar #3524 to #3523 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
weeeell, you could go to finland in february~
You can sleep in my bed/tent, if i let you sleep, that it *obvious implying wink*
User avatar #3525 to #3524 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
Psht! Dude. Once I'm sleepy there's nothing can keep me awake. Except adventure! I can't even imagine travelling over there! It would be so amazing!!
User avatar #3526 to #3525 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
yeah, we'll mainly go trekking and camping. Maybe even snowboarding, that depends.

And i have a something in my pants that will keepyou awake for sure~
User avatar #3527 to #3526 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
Camping is the best!!

Is it a heavy metal concert?!? An alternative music festival?! Moths?!

Moths horrify me. Those bastards would keep me awake.
User avatar #3528 to #3527 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
camping sure is~

and i was actually talking about my penis going inside you,_ repeatedly~_
User avatar #3529 to #3528 - karlwilson (11/23/2015) [-]
I know. I was avoiding that. You're younger than me. I don't even know you. For all you know, I'm a serial ax murderer.
User avatar #3530 to #3529 - erotictentacle ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
you're 3 years older than me, i have plushies somewhere that are older than you~

and i don't mind if you're an axe murderer. We could even go on a Axe + machete spree together! if thats not romantic, i don't know what is
User avatar #2313 to #2254 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
You always find the right words images~
User avatar #1208 to #329 - foxrock (02/07/2015) [-]
You're pretty good-looking!
User avatar #2182 to #1208 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Aww you~
User avatar #856 to #329 - rheago (02/06/2015) [-]
Y-you're gorgeous
User avatar #2181 to #856 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
H-hey, im gonna blush if you keep that up!
User avatar #521 to #507 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
holy **** , you're still alive!
You don't go on steam much, do ya~?
User avatar #527 to #521 - Zydratejunkie (02/06/2015) [-]
Life is busy friend. Lots of things to get done.
User avatar #534 to #527 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, i figured you had a life and that's why you weren't around too much.
User avatar #541 to #534 - Zydratejunkie (02/06/2015) [-]
Got jobs to apply to. I try to get 10 applications out a day. I figure it's the only way I stand a chance at getting hired. But I've been doing that since early January and I've not heard anything yet. I am very unlucky.
User avatar #552 to #541 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh, i had friends and stuff in mind.
Well, i wish you all the best of luck. You're a smart lass, im sure you'll eventually find something. It's hard these days to find jobs.
If there's that unlikely case i can somehow help, just tell me~
also, what time is it where you live? so i can coordinate a bit for the 14th
User avatar #567 to #552 - Zydratejunkie (02/06/2015) [-]
It's 6pm here.
User avatar #575 to #567 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
i see.
and i assume that's usually the time you're around, no?
User avatar #583 to #575 - Zydratejunkie (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, the sun set about half an hour ago. And after that it's sort of useless to go around with applications and resumes. Turn in for the evening.
User avatar #589 to #583 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Well, that'll work out for me.
But we can't use mics though, my voice's volume is uncontrollable and i don't wanna wake everyone up~
User avatar #593 to #589 - Zydratejunkie (02/06/2015) [-]
That's fine, my mic is trash anyway.
User avatar #601 to #593 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, but then it would be easier to have a mental image of you.
I didn't even see a photo of you~
User avatar #632 to #622 - erotictentacle ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Thank you~
And here i thought at first that you were a man. At least there's no doubt anymore~
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