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#71 - desmondaltairezio (07/17/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by tsagu
forgot the googly eyes mspaint skills off the charts
#3 - Byte ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Kinda neat to think such a watery thing originated in a desert.
User avatar #8 to #3 - scorcho (07/17/2015) [-]
it needs to save up a lot of water.
like camels.
User avatar #21 to #8 - sirsirsonson (07/17/2015) [-]
Camels actually have fat humps not water humps
User avatar #29 to #21 - bobsagget (07/17/2015) [-]
camels actually store large quantities of water internally between their layers of fat. so while you are correct in that their hump is primarily fat, you are incorrect to say that it doesn't store water.
User avatar #34 to #29 - sirsirsonson (07/17/2015) [-]
I meant that they have humps of fat to store water not humps filled with just water
User avatar #37 to #34 - bobsagget (07/17/2015) [-]
you have to understand how the context made it seem thats what you were implying. the comment you responded too never said that camels store water in their humps, merely that they store water. you proceeded to correct him saying "Camels actually have fat humps not water humps". this would lead someone to believe you were refuting both camels storing water and that they have water in their humps.
#92 to #37 - bloodycandles (07/17/2015) [-]
:l scorcho didn't even mention the humps :l
User avatar #103 to #92 - bobsagget (07/18/2015) [-]
which is precisely what I was trying to express. scorcho only said camels store water.
#78 to #8 - myjunk (07/17/2015) [-]
Plants produce fruit to encourage animals to ear the seeds and spread them far and drop them together with a nice load of nitrogen compounds and other important micronutrients.
So it only makes sense to produce a fruit that contains a lot of what desert animals might be looking for: Water.
The water in the fruit is not used by the plant.
And the thing about the camels is inaccurate too
#14 - ciacheczko (07/17/2015) [-]
The texture would be mushy and uneven. You can see the lumps falling in when he's pouring it. Drinking this through a straw would be such a bitch.

Just bother yourself a while longer with properly cutting the damn thing, removing the seeds, and blending it with ice. The result will be infinitely better.
#23 to #14 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
removing the seeds...

of a water melon

you sure about that, sonny?
#26 to #23 - fonzythekid (07/17/2015) [-]
Are YOU sure about that, sonny? Watermelons have seeds, ******** .
User avatar #32 to #26 - ogdonaldangel (07/17/2015) [-]
next ur going to tell me bananas have seeds too
User avatar #33 to #32 - fonzythekid (07/17/2015) [-]
Wild bananas do. The ones we have today in supermarkets don't though, because they've been bred to have smaller and smaller seeds to the point where they've basically become infertile.
User avatar #56 to #32 - ciacheczko (07/17/2015) [-]
Presence of seeds is what defines a fruit for what it is. Everything that has seeds is a fruit. Tomato and cucumber are, by definition, fruits.
#91 to #26 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
I think he meant that it would be extremely difficult to remove all of the seeds from a watermelon and probably not worth the extra effort.
User avatar #102 to #91 - fonzythekid (07/18/2015) [-]
OH good point I didn't think of that
User avatar #41 to #26 - shunkahawolf (07/17/2015) [-]
yeah but who removes them? seeds are for spitting contests.
User avatar #15 to #14 - tsagu [OP](07/17/2015) [-]
Some people like the fruit chunks.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ciacheczko (07/17/2015) [-]
I can accept that. Taste is a subjective matter.
#9 - ketoacidosis (07/17/2015) [-]
And then slap on that keg tap.
User avatar #24 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>cut small hole
>Put in liter of vodka
>wait for vodka to absorb
>slice and eat melon like normal
>???
)blagnuot
User avatar #86 to #24 - desmondaltairezio (07/17/2015) [-]
>cut small hole
>Put in liter of vodka
>wait for vodka to absorb
>place back in store
>????
User avatar #75 - fatminion ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
how did you get the seeds out?
User avatar #77 to #75 - joshualegitsky (07/17/2015) [-]
There are seedless water melons
User avatar #79 to #77 - fatminion ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
oh yeah, I forgot they do that in the US. Damn, I forgot how nice it can be to take a bite and not spit out or crunch on seeds. Does any Eurofag know if we can get these here?
User avatar #94 to #79 - picamix (07/17/2015) [-]
i didnt know they existed so as an englandfag i cant say they exist here.
User avatar #101 to #94 - joshualegitsky (07/17/2015) [-]
Yeah doogen we genetically change everything
User avatar #74 - minorian (07/17/2015) [-]
This is great aesthetically, but isn't it just a complicated way of blending it to a smoothie normally?
#18 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Skull fruit... Practice with someone's brain too....
#11 - woofman (07/17/2015) [-]
...Or you could do it the Japanese way and smash the **** out of it, and then eat the shards. Or eat it in slices/cubes/balls like a normal person.
User avatar #13 to #11 - tsagu [OP](07/17/2015) [-]
That sounds a lot like the HowToBasic way
#25 - nimativ (07/17/2015) [-]
try put tomatoes instead of melon juice
try put tomatoes instead of melon juice
User avatar #100 to #89 - nimativ (07/17/2015) [-]
i meant for your enemies
User avatar #48 - kommandantvideo (07/17/2015) [-]
Vodka Watermelon!  -  Tipsy Bartender
#42 - shunkahawolf (07/17/2015) [-]
but if superman shows up, run
#36 - pyjamadog (07/17/2015) [-]
Rumor has it that OP is still choking on seed.
If you know what i mean.
#85 to #36 - reican (07/17/2015) [-]
use this, newfag
#95 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
That generic hipstery music

I ******* hear that in every kickstarter and buzzfeed videos
User avatar #93 - picamix (07/17/2015) [-]
use a strainer to remove seeds
User avatar #88 - krabface (07/17/2015) [-]
I find watermelon very tasteless.
Very watery though. Hence watermelon
#72 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
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