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User avatar #33 - legoheadman (12/20/2015) [-]
Only in 'straya can the phrase 'your a sick cunt!' Mean a compliment
#316 to #33 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Canada down under? Sorry that was a bad comparison maybe its next door neighbor New Zealand
User avatar #49 to #33 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
You forgot about England.
#74 to #49 - furrypuppy (12/21/2015) [-]




In England the word "Cunt" is.. possibly the worst thing you could say. People get beaten up over that word there.
User avatar #90 to #74 - nossywarwickkk (12/21/2015) [-]
nah, aslong as it aint just cunt on its own it mostly a compliment, call people funny cunts all the time and if they aint posh its taken well. Call my mates thick cunts when they have blonde moments and its shweet
User avatar #103 to #74 - stevodoubleohseven (12/21/2015) [-]
It depends where you live. If I said to a friend of mine "Awww m8, ya sick cunt" it could mean 2 things: Either he showed me some weird **** that I'm not a fan of, or what it means in Australian.

But then again, I live in the North of England, where anything we say doesn't make sense to the rest of the world.
User avatar #166 to #103 - mattythebeaver (12/21/2015) [-]
Cambridge here
Calling friends cunts is just a sign of good banter
User avatar #225 to #103 - daftiduck (12/21/2015) [-]
In my experience, anything can be meant as a compliment, insult, or even a greeting. I live in Nottingham and I regularly greet my friends with "sup cunt?".
I wouldn't just say it to a randomer, though.
User avatar #117 to #103 - incognitoad (12/21/2015) [-]
It doesn't make sense a lot of the time up there either if you're being honest.
#266 to #103 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
West Riding here.. Cunt is banter here as well mate.
#268 to #33 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
**** me I love my country
#4 - comicironic (12/20/2015) [-]
Do Australians not notice when they say " ****** "?
"Oh ****** ey mum, read us a ******* story before bed"
User avatar #254 to #4 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
We Australians are just really good at weaving swear words into our sentences and make it sound like pleasant conversation. It's all in the delivery, our accent just works so well with swears depending on your tone you can be having a friendly conversation or absolutely tearing into a cunt, again, delivery says it all.

When I hear Americans and Canadian accents swear, they always sound genuinely upset or angry over something, it just sounds so blunt and not relaxed at all.
User avatar #295 to #254 - makethingsworse (12/21/2015) [-]
As Americans we are genuinely upset all the time.
User avatar #219 to #4 - elijahhaha (12/21/2015) [-]
I use it in place of the word "uh" most of the time.
#55 to #4 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
America and Canada are actually probably the prudiest English-speaking countries when it comes to curse words.

So you guys are pretty much to blame why so much TV has such kiddie-like swearing. >:C
User avatar #92 to #55 - mamaluweegee (12/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. How Japanese People See Americans

jk. i almost never hear "cusses" on the street.
#267 to #92 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
" **** you very much" omg
User avatar #126 to #55 - kurusudarling ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
you aint been to alberta have ya?
User avatar #202 to #126 - vanhoutte (12/21/2015) [-]
**** yeah 'Berta
User avatar #141 to #4 - threeeighteen ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Not really, it's like using "the" or "it's", it's just part of the sentence.
User avatar #39 to #4 - spoopyskeleton (12/20/2015) [-]
I've noticed in the UK and Australia, words like " **** " are really common in regular sentences.

Am Scottish, Probably say " ****** " every 4 words.
User avatar #47 to #39 - xxiirawrsiixx (12/20/2015) [-]
If **** can go in a sentence, it will be in a sentence
#58 to #47 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
you got a noun an adjective and your required curse word, kindergarten level stuff bro
#231 to #47 - mufdvr (12/21/2015) [-]
****** oath it is mate.
#88 to #39 - lancifer (12/21/2015) [-]
Im from England in quite a posh area where everyones brought up right to be polite and proper and all that, Me and my friends still set fire to each other shave each others heads when were sleeping and swear every 5 seconds, the UK is just one massive "Whos the maddest cunt" competition, ******* great place to grow up in as a teenager
#102 to #88 - fcrocker (12/21/2015) [-]
"Odds on you drinking the rest of that 2 week old beer can"
"Fukkin right then mate"

**** like this is an almost daily occourance in my flar
#315 to #102 - lancifer (12/22/2015) [-]
For us its more "Ill give you a quid to eat the ashtray" and more often than not, I end up with an extra quid or two, even my girlfriend makes bets like that, ******* proud to be British
#133 to #102 - Jowi (12/21/2015) [-]
5/1...
#1 - ldnelson (12/20/2015) [-]
More evidence all Australians are Jesus
#210 to #1 - superfastracer (12/21/2015) [-]
what song is in the background of the video? its driving me insane!
User avatar #211 to #210 - giffythetoad (12/21/2015) [-]
Collective Soul - World I Know
User avatar #300 to #210 - rmdx (12/21/2015) [-]
drake back to back
#244 to #1 - borcha (12/21/2015) [-]
W...what did he say?
User avatar #260 to #244 - norkasthethird (12/21/2015) [-]
"We've got an old saying out bush (in the country): when life gets you down, all you can do is put on a brave smile, take a ******** of MDMA (a psychoactive drug). Then you're walking distance from the beach. Doesn't matter where you live, you got enough MDMA, you're walking distance from a beach. Just don't forget a towel."
#299 to #244 - peyko (12/21/2015) [-]
**peyko used "*roll picture*"**
**peyko rolled image** I read this in Smeaguls voice ..
#98 to #1 - honeybon (12/21/2015) [-]
funny thing is, he's right lmao
User avatar #2 to #1 - schnizel (12/20/2015) [-]
what
#240 to #1 - hcp (12/21/2015) [-]
All Australians are Jesus.
Everything in Australia is a spider.
Jesus was a spider.
User avatar #10 to #1 - Falkor (12/20/2015) [-]
i didn't see any lawn mowing in ths video
#95 to #1 - thrifty (12/21/2015) [-]
You'll be right.
User avatar #224 to #95 - daftiduck (12/21/2015) [-]
Someone throwing a boomerang at a fish? Now I've ******* seen everything.
#229 to #224 - legoheadman (12/21/2015) [-]
Well? Have you?

No?

Then you havnt seen everything!
#167 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Shooterwilliamson is a national treasure.
User avatar #115 - zeldapronmaster (12/21/2015) [-]
What a bunch of nice young cunts
User avatar #67 - triene (12/20/2015) [-]
If you don't record your good deed, did it really happen?
User avatar #68 to #67 - evilhomer [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Schrodinger's deed
#43 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
******* good cunts.
Making the nation proud.
#129 - pebar ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
#5 - mrfinnt (12/20/2015) [-]
give that man a noble price
#89 to #5 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he got Gatorade.
#127 to #89 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Pretty sure they got Powerade.
User avatar #71 to #5 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
how could you **** up both words?
User avatar #11 to #5 - Falkor (12/20/2015) [-]
how much do you consider to be a noble price?
#31 to #11 - evilhomer [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
3 fiddy
User avatar #15 to #11 - mrfinnt (12/20/2015) [-]
nobel prize*
my bad
#3 - newdevyx (12/20/2015) [-]
But does he know the secret of the perfect deck.

Picture somewhat relevant, I imagine it's something that could crawl out of Australia.
#184 to #3 - affix (12/21/2015) [-]
Woah is that an ancient internet image?
User avatar #197 to #3 - themoderguy (12/21/2015) [-]
the deck guy is a kiwi (New Zealand) we Aussies get real pissed when you think kiwis are Aussie bros
#46 to #3 - cubose (12/20/2015) [-]
That's a deers ass...
#13 to #3 - twondai (12/20/2015) [-]
that's ******* creepy as ****
User avatar #19 to #13 - amalone ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
That's a swamp booger. They're popular in a cultish-ironic sort of way here in Mississippi.
User avatar #9 to #3 - radicalkid (12/20/2015) [-]
But that is Britney Spears with her hair cut off.
#80 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
its summer here now

tommorow is 39c

and i dont want to know the rest

**** this countries weather

everything else is pretty sweet though

straya CUNTS
User avatar #191 to #80 - gwlk (12/21/2015) [-]
Man, it's only 32 here.

That, however is Freedom Degrees, making it 0 in Commie celsius.
User avatar #228 to #80 - neeplesteeple (12/21/2015) [-]
Tornado in Sydney one day, 40 degrees the next and cold/raining today. Calm down 'Straya
#234 to #228 - mufdvr (12/21/2015) [-]
Was 40 on saturday and 42 here in melbourne yesterday. 21 and pissin down rain today.
User avatar #12 - carbohydrates (12/20/2015) [-]
But 40 is kinda cold-- Ah, it's Australia. 40 in Non-Freedom units.
#269 to #12 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure theres only like 3 countries in the world that hasn't adopted the metric system.
User avatar #20 to #12 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
commie units, which is why we write °C
#36 to #20 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
pfft
User avatar #112 - reaperoxide ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm aware there are people that do make videos of charitable stuff to make themwselvles look good on social media but is it that hard to belive that maybe some people might have other motives to filming? Like maybe filming them doing it will encourage others to do the same? I know I haven't seen a video where someone has done this before so maybe it is why.
#122 to #112 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Dark Souls is the same as bloodborne
User avatar #123 to #122 - reaperoxide ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Correct.
User avatar #6 - sideismss (12/20/2015) [-]
>" ****** legend"
User avatar #124 - cerbearus (12/21/2015) [-]
104 isn't disgustingly bad, but as someone who regularly experiences 115, i can say it is still painful lol
User avatar #177 to #124 - baseddeerlord (12/21/2015) [-]
Considering that you could have lived in a **** hole in Iran when it was 74 C 165 degrees and you could ******* cook your eggs on the sidewalk.
User avatar #186 to #177 - meganinja (12/21/2015) [-]
It's never been 74 C anywhere on Earth ever (where the temp. could be used as a legitimate recording, I.E. not near a fire or in direct sunlight)
User avatar #305 to #304 - meganinja (12/21/2015) [-]
heat index

"I.E. not near a fire or in direct sunlight". The real temp was 114.8F which is common in Arizona and Southern Nevada.
User avatar #307 to #305 - baseddeerlord (12/21/2015) [-]
Can you put a pan on the sidewalk and crack some eggs in the pan and have it cook?
User avatar #308 to #307 - meganinja (12/21/2015) [-]
You can. I've never done it myself.
User avatar #309 to #308 - baseddeerlord (12/21/2015) [-]
Well then
User avatar #265 to #124 - tealkangaroo (12/21/2015) [-]
it's also humid as **** all up the coast lines which makes it feel hotter, especially in the tropics here
User avatar #138 to #124 - kualeifarne (12/21/2015) [-]
70 is often a bit too much for me, so I'd probably die after a short while if I'd experience 104...
User avatar #125 to #124 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/21/2015) [-]
there u have it boyz the only man to apparently have endured hot weather finally weighs in with his super valuable opinion
User avatar #134 to #125 - tripscausedthis (12/21/2015) [-]
i dont like this new generation of fjers who find a comment where someone weighs in with an opinion or knowledgte of any level and the sarcastic assholes step out and try to shut them down. we built a community here that for the most part. treated eachother nice, what the **** changed.
User avatar #145 to #134 - frenzyhero (12/21/2015) [-]
futurama was canceled again
User avatar #151 to #134 - blargtastic (12/21/2015) [-]
The site just got bigger. The nice is still here, it's just that a bunch of assholes immigrated in from other 3rd party websties and are, generally, being a nuisance, but the nice is still here and hasn't been bred out of existence yet.

Cheers mate.
User avatar #143 to #142 - blahblahblahblaaaa (12/21/2015) [-]
your rage is delicious
#157 to #124 - randomnezz (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but what's the humidity from where you're at? I know from where I am (Queensland, Aus) the temp is bad, sure but it's the humidity that's the killer. Damp heat ******* sucks.



Not intended as a stab at you, genuinely curious
#233 to #157 - mufdvr (12/21/2015) [-]
Cairns in march-may is an absolute ****** nightmare.. Hope youre not over in the far north region you poor bastard
#78 - rokkai (12/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #100 - goomberdups (12/21/2015) [-]
these ******* canadians and their retarded accents
#222 to #206 - Ulmer (12/21/2015) [-]
Thank you so much for posting this.
#272 to #206 - satanicmuffinz (12/21/2015) [-]
too appropriate for this
#276 - nooblyz (12/21/2015) [-]
jk i gave it green
User avatar #146 - zight ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
this brought a fukin smile ta ma face
User avatar #87 - infedel ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
watching these guys makes me realise just how much australians actually swear. you tend to forget these things when your one australian friend is the one australian in existance to never swear
User avatar #247 to #87 - camzore ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
random ass stupid question, but where did you get your profile picture?
#303 to #247 - infedel ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
a romcom manga called Jitsu Wa Watashi wa. it's really good if you like goofy **** , and it got an anime adaptation over the summer, which was pretty ok.
User avatar #310 to #303 - camzore ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
thanks fam
#99 to #87 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
is this an exceptional amount of swearing for you?
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