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User avatar #1 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh come on, I only got a nice for like the best picture of me and he get's stunning for his ******** fire and thunder face...
#145 to #1 - everybodydancenow (01/08/2016) [-]
I used a decent one and got hot i was flattered haha!
User avatar #164 to #145 - admin (01/08/2016) [-]
It gave ok and some nice for all of mine. feels batman. at least it said i looked early to mid 20s
#165 to #145 - everybodydancenow (01/08/2016) [-]
i feel for you man i was shocked i got what i did honestly!
User avatar #150 to #1 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
At least you're not a girl who it mistook for a guy
User avatar #151 to #1 - onerace (01/08/2016) [-]
Can't blame the beauty in shifting thunda
User avatar #3 to #1 - dustykeyboard (01/07/2016) [-]
That's because yo ugly
User avatar #4 to #3 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd like to say I'm atleast cute. >:C
User avatar #5 to #4 - dustykeyboard (01/07/2016) [-]
Post pic then fegit
User avatar #10 to #6 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The hell are you doing on funnyjunk? You could get a social life with that face.
#11 to #10 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, Maybe I could.
But I'm not exactly a social creature.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That comment gave me the idea for a nature documentary on FJ users. Like a turtle into it's shell, the wild Anti-Social Faggot retreats into it's den, ready to endure the long winter on a steady supply of memes and anime tiddies.
#13 to #12 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Please,
Include me if you do.
I'd be honored.
Sign this faggot up.
User avatar #15 to #13 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Scratch that, I just listened to the amount of static in my mic. We'd need someone with talent and resources for this.
User avatar #14 to #13 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If I actually take the time to learn some video editing, it could work.
#16 to #14 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Or you could pull a ************ and Just make a comp. seems I have an abundance of animal gifs
User avatar #17 to #16 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Or I could pull a Joshlol and post this thread as content.
#18 to #17 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh **** ,
That's so crazy it might just work.
#103 to #18 - adamspacebar (01/07/2016) [-]
tbh i hate to intrude but
User avatar #22 to #11 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #24 to #22 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Show us the man that is Joshlol
Don't even flex like that, Sir.
User avatar #36 to #28 - trolocaust ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Demand sharpie in ass for proof.
User avatar #30 to #28 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
THAT DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.
You know the drill.
Shoe on head or you're fake.
User avatar #31 to #30 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
hey man you have no idea how big my benis is
User avatar #32 to #31 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
I'll show you my wenis if you show me yours.
User avatar #33 to #32 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
that's how to get banned
User avatar #34 to #33 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
That means elbow. some **** **** right there.
User avatar #120 to #28 - rouce (01/07/2016) [-]
how much did you pay that girl for that pic?
User avatar #121 to #120 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
$100,000
User avatar #123 to #121 - rouce (01/07/2016) [-]
yo admin should bother you, when he needs money!
#75 to #28 - thegreentornado (01/07/2016) [-]
**thegreentornado used "*roll picture*"**
**thegreentornado rolled image**
If that's Joshlol, then THIS is who admin really is
User avatar #66 to #28 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Bitch posting that pic is my job!
User avatar #21 to #10 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
dress sense needs work though tbh
айййй
User avatar #25 to #21 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
************ .
Best not be talking about me.
Leave my WoW hoodie outta this.
User avatar #26 to #25 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
that's a WoW hoodie?
User avatar #29 to #26 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
**** yeah,
It's a Class hoodie,
Rogue.
User avatar #27 to #26 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
didn't even notice
rogue was my class too
User avatar #35 to #27 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
REPRESENT.
And under that,
I have a lamb of god shirt,
and under that.
Unadulterated nipples.
User avatar #23 to #21 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You're going to post this thread as content, aren't you?
User avatar #65 to #21 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Whore
#38 to #10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
A lot of people on FJ could probably have social lives.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dustykeyboard (01/07/2016) [-]
OK your pretty cute
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User avatar #44 to #6 - alwaysscaroused (01/07/2016) [-]
Fug you are pretty cute
#45 to #44 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Too much attention.
User avatar #62 to #45 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
More like you're an attention whore
#63 to #62 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
iluvyou
U hurt me so gud
#64 to #63 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I said i like girls
Did you become a girl so quickly??
User avatar #67 to #64 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Icanbeyourgirlfriendtonight.jpg
User avatar #68 to #67 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wherearethetits.jpg
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
mmmm yeah baby lemme get sum milk outta those
#71 to #70 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
I didn't hear a PLEASE.
I didn't hear a PLEASE.
#72 to #71 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
plz
AND USE AN APPROPRIATE CHARACTER
User avatar #76 to #73 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
User avatar #129 to #6 - musclezglassez (01/07/2016) [-]
i'm not gay but not bad
#39 to #6 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that nose can destroy worlds
jk
User avatar #40 to #39 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
**** if I don't know it. Break cinderblocks with it..
#138 to #6 - frostbitcanadian (01/07/2016) [-]
Jesus **** dude, you making me question my sexuality as a straight guy
#177 to #174 - frostbitcanadian (01/08/2016) [-]
These gay thoughts grow stronger
#178 to #177 - vincentvalkerii (01/08/2016) [-]
You say that like it's a problem.
User avatar #53 to #6 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
WHY
User avatar #54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Whaaaat did I do?
User avatar #55 to #54 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
EXISTED
User avatar #56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Aww...
User avatar #57 to #56 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If you were a girl I'd let it slide ;)
User avatar #58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
I have a number of dirty comments to make, and all of them end in, "no homo"
User avatar #59 to #58 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ewwwwww wtf what kind of faggot likes men
Gimme sum warm pusi and I'll go balls deep ! OH YEAH!
User avatar #60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Y u hurt me like dis
#61 to #60 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Sluts deserve to get hurt I'm sowwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyy
#147 to #6 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Hi projared
User avatar #86 to #6 - Benka (01/07/2016) [-]
>taking a selfie with a ******* tablet
#87 to #86 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Some of us don't have a phone.
Hell.
Not even my tablet.
#43 to #6 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
If you parted your hair differently you'd look allot like ProJared.
User avatar #41 to #1 - toguro (01/07/2016) [-]
I got "Hmm" on what I thought was the best picture I've taken of myself - meanwhile a picture of a guy getting a cake thrown at his face got 'Hot'. Hitler and Peanutbitter got Godlike and STunning respectively so I dunno the website has some weird fetishes it doesnt wanna talk about
#42 to #41 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
Let's talk about it.
#90 to #41 - retentions (01/07/2016) [-]
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are you implying that hitler isnt godlike i really dont know why i have this
#51 - willindor (01/07/2016) [-]
Aside from the age I totally agree
User avatar #91 to #84 - cptmongtard (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh **** is that a legit picture? Didn't realise Hill got so big
#135 to #91 - VaultTechy (01/07/2016) [-]
Pretty sure t's the other way around, he was this big and then he got smaller (source is I work at a video store and he's only overweight in his recent movies, not like obese)
User avatar #153 to #135 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
That picture looks like it's just his face on Seth Rogen tho
#119 - mariopimp (01/07/2016) [-]
well ok.
#128 - itisntthetie (01/07/2016) [-]
eg so hot
hot hot eg
eg so hot u fry a leg?
#130 to #128 - deltoraquest (01/07/2016) [-]
I know that eg is frying my leg
#78 - helicase (01/07/2016) [-]
What
#82 to #80 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
The AI likes what it sees.
#139 to #80 - damson (01/07/2016) [-]
I mean it is a firetruck.
User avatar #2 - tripscausedthis (01/07/2016) [-]
peanutbitter you're famous
User avatar #50 to #2 - hektoroftroy (01/07/2016) [-]
trips you're alive
User avatar #105 to #50 - tripscausedthis (01/07/2016) [-]
i never left....just stopped posting.
User avatar #168 to #105 - hektoroftroy (01/08/2016) [-]
i was worried one of the millions of venomous animals down there had eaten you
User avatar #169 to #168 - tripscausedthis (01/08/2016) [-]
i get bitten by a spider at least once every two weeks. not a joke
User avatar #170 to #169 - hektoroftroy (01/08/2016) [-]
that doesn't sound good
User avatar #93 to #2 - zionsype (01/07/2016) [-]
who
User avatar #48 to #2 - lifeanddeath (01/07/2016) [-]
Again
User avatar #49 to #48 - hektoroftroy (01/07/2016) [-]
always.
User avatar #116 to #83 - snarp (01/07/2016) [-]
ayy Kappa Kappa
#104 - akho (01/07/2016) [-]
5/7 would bang
5/7 would bang
#112 - BraindeadBuddha (01/07/2016) [-]
This is a comedy gold-mine.
User avatar #77 to #52 - lordofpenis (01/07/2016) [-]
Can't disagree with the first one
#9 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
Tried this photo, got told the person is underage.

The person in that photo is 19.
#20 to #9 - vincentvalkerii (01/07/2016) [-]
I got told one of my pictures made me look 28...
and the other they couldn't detect a face.
User avatar #37 to #20 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
my other pictures all came up with 22-23 tbh
User avatar #85 to #9 - ieatbengay (01/07/2016) [-]
well she does look underage ???
#88 to #85 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
Trust me. I know she's 19 because it's me and it was taken a month ago. I fell asleep at college, my friends are wonderful people.

This was the same day before I got the bus.
User avatar #94 to #88 - BraindeadBuddha (01/07/2016) [-]
That's how you sleep?? Come on, No one actually sleeps like that, I doubt your claims.
User avatar #95 to #94 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
That's how I sleep at a desk, usually. Especially when I'm wearing makeup. I don't want to ruin it and I don't want it smudged all over my jacket. Easiest way to do the sleep is like that.
User avatar #96 to #95 - BraindeadBuddha (01/07/2016) [-]
That's some amazing technique then, I'd most certainly be laying with my head on the side, possibly open-mouthed and drooling like a normal person.
User avatar #97 to #96 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
If I'm in my bed, I'm usually open mouthed. I think. Considering my mouth is normally dry when I wake up, I'm gonna go with it is. I have a sort of nest of pillows and blankets and teddies downstairs that I sleep in a lot, I usually curl into a ball there but close-mouthed again. Then desks I'm like that.
User avatar #98 to #97 - BraindeadBuddha (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah alright, wasn't saying you don't normally sleep normal, just that picture that looked a little too good to me.
User avatar #99 to #98 - froot (01/07/2016) [-]
It's because I'm secretly a living doll ssh
#101 to #99 - BraindeadBuddha (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Secret's safe with me
User avatar #89 to #88 - ieatbengay (01/07/2016) [-]
doesn't mean you don't look young in that picture
#19 to #9 - einsampibroch ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
For girls for the most part, young-looking is on par with pretty-looking so she's on the right track busting the app like that.
Too classy to put Pedobear, just troll enough to mention Lolicon. Here's the Wearhouse Guy.
#141 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
Spot on.
#92 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I see all these joke images of random objects getting godlike and **** while I got "Hmm" with my actual face.
#100 to #92 - caette (01/07/2016) [-]
#131 to #92 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Me, too. I don't understand why.
#107 - friedpotato (01/07/2016) [-]
Okay...
User avatar #115 to #107 - numbmind ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
One very convincing trap giving me some strange feelings even , but we all know no females come here...
User avatar #118 to #115 - monsieurdream (01/07/2016) [-]
That's a pretty overused joke, I know fried and she's legit...
User avatar #124 to #118 - friedpotato (01/07/2016) [-]
Aye
User avatar #122 to #118 - flybager (01/07/2016) [-]
prove it tbh
User avatar #125 to #122 - monsieurdream (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not the one who has to prove anything lol
I guess you gotta ask her
User avatar #126 to #125 - flybager (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't talk to traps, they're my trigger.
#143 to #126 - friedpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
That's not very nice
I just dyed my hair so the only other pictures are me and my natural colour and it's way too late to take anything else so...

/Selfie+time+it+s+been+a+while/text/5601676/1336
/It+s+selfie+friday+post+your+best+picture/text/5610552/573

But yeah, sure, I've been posing as a Belgian girl for YEARS.
#163 to #143 - flybager (01/08/2016) [-]
Walloon or flemish?
User avatar #172 to #163 - friedpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
Walloon.
User avatar #173 to #172 - flybager (01/08/2016) [-]
Cuwl, I'm flemish.

By the by I was just being a ******* for the sake of my own entertainment. my give-away'd be the meme "tbh" at the start.

Have a great day, now, miss' female.
User avatar #175 to #173 - friedpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
What were the odds of ending up finding another fellow Belgian?
User avatar #176 to #175 - flybager (01/08/2016) [-]
Quite small I imagine.

How's things on the other side of the country?
User avatar #127 to #126 - monsieurdream (01/07/2016) [-]
Whatever man
User avatar #111 to #107 - aidnyan (01/07/2016) [-]
im surprised it could detect a face under all that makeup jk forgib
User avatar #113 to #111 - friedpotato (01/07/2016) [-]
**** you too
#167 - iigooseii (01/08/2016) [-]
9/11 was an inside job.
#74 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Well my self esteem is a little higher now.
#117 to #74 - myjunk (01/07/2016) [-]
It's 4/6.
And probably just to be polite
#161 - kittenman (01/08/2016) [-]
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Oops! There went something wrong.
Sorry, we couldn't detect a face.
Please try another photo.
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