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#1 - robdabob ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#2 - thebef (08/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
You're supposed to know what you might be able to help with, then do it.
#7 to #2 - riayl (08/16/2014) [-]
THEN JUST ASK US FOR HELP

Seriously, most men will gladly help if asked to, but we assume your fine if you don't ask for help.

If you want help you'll get it, we're not mind readers and we don't spend every second looking after your every need.
#5 - include ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
"you never help around the house."
"you never help around the house."
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Hey, come out, Dinner's ready!"
"Awesome mom, I'm really hungry s-...there's not even any food here"
"WELL **** , CAN YOU GIVE ME 5 MINUETS?!?!?"

Every day. 17 god damn years of this ******** .
User avatar #15 - axeul ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Or she's complaining for a while and then you eventually leave the room and do your own thing but you can still hear her complaining from another room.
User avatar #12 - bigboyblue ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I was expecting him to walk away and she suicide-bombs the kitchen.

I think I've been here too long.
#25 to #14 - gtfomylawnbish (08/17/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**   
   
mfw you dumb mother 			*******		 don't realize Muslim isn't a race.
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

mfw you dumb mother ******* don't realize Muslim isn't a race.
#18 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my mom is exactly the opposite, I'm the child so I have to do all the work. If she cooks dinner I have to clean the kitchen and put the food away because "omg I bought the food and cooked it, it's the least you can do". When I cook "well you made the mess so you clean it."

Just yesterday she chopped up vegetables to put in her salad, left them all half cut on the counter with veggie juice everywhere cutting board and knife still on the counter. Then called me downstairs an hour later asking why I didn't clean it up.

Maybe cause I didn't ******* make the mess?
#24 to #18 - gtfomylawnbish (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm a father of of 3 one of which is a teenager, so I'm saying this from an adult point of view. Your mom is a cunt, and isn't trying to teach you anything but how to be a slave. **** that. There's nothing you can do to change this, but remember when you have kids to be more kind to them.
User avatar #29 - garymotherfingoak (08/17/2014) [-]
******* this, 1/2 the time i get guilt tripped out the ass whenever i make a small mistake that has to do with the house or school.
User avatar #31 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
My mom and I are going to a function together. We're eating breakfast together, and I finish first. I go to clean up the mess from cooking and my plates, and she tells me to go away, not to clean up while she's eating so she doesn't feel rushed.

10 minutes later, I'm getting yelled at about how we're going to be late because I haven't cleaned the kitchen yet. *sigh*
#52 - nurucio ONLINE (08/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ugh this happens with my mom. Around 6:30 pm, when it's starting to get to the time when we eat dinner, I go to my mom "what's for dinner and do you need any help?" Most of the time she says no. Then she's on the phone with my older sister (who moved out) and says "ALL THEY DO IS ASK ME WHAT'S FOR DINNER AND NONE OF THEM EVER HELP ME". She does this all the time.
Ugh this happens with my mom. Around 6:30 pm, when it's starting to get to the time when we eat dinner, I go to my mom "what's for dinner and do you need any help?" Most of the time she says no. Then she's on the phone with my older sister (who moved out) and says "ALL THEY DO IS ASK ME WHAT'S FOR DINNER AND NONE OF THEM EVER HELP ME". She does this all the time.
#40 - tffan (08/17/2014) [-]
That is my dad on so many levels.
"Hey Dad can I help with the gardening?" "No I got it."
"Hey Dad I'm going to wash the cars." "It's okay, I got it."
"Need help with the dishes?" "No I got it."
"Need help with chores?" "No I got it."
"I'm going to buy our groceries." "No I got it."

Dad: "You don't do anything around this house besides sit on your ass!"
#39 - kingabdul (08/17/2014) [-]
why mom

why
User avatar #38 - assdoreponyfucker (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
as a middle eastern this is very true
User avatar #34 - delphine (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My mom does this all the time! I think it's because

1. She wants us to help her without asking... to prove that we care.
2. She has a heroic martyr complex
User avatar #20 - itumblr (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
do woman muzzlies blow **** up too
User avatar #16 - slendermanspenis (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dude the reason why mother's say this is because they don't want you to ask they want you to just do it if you think they need help.. If I just went up to my mum while she was washing the dishes and helped she wouldn't complain and thank me. But if I do ask her and she says no she does this..
#55 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what is the terrorist doing in the kitchen?
User avatar #56 to #55 - thunderkrux (08/17/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you it has something to with explosive diaherria
#51 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous and my grandma's house**
Me : Is there anything you need me to help?
Grandma : No.
*falls asleep and gets woken up by my parents coming back*
Grandnma : Omg, your son only knows how to sleep! I have to cook, clean etc etc

Whaaat
#48 - kitchendweller (08/17/2014) [-]
I'll always ask my dad if I can help him and he'll say no. If I go ahead and help him without asking he'll complain Im in his way and should leave him alone. If I dont try to help, or just let him do it alone he complains that literally no one in my house does anything. Also, because my mom does barely anything around the house he projects his hatred of her laziness to me because we are both female and since she does nothing that means all women do nothing, always.
I'll always ask my dad if I can help him and he'll say no. If I go ahead and help him without asking he'll complain Im in his way and should leave him alone. If I dont try to help, or just let him do it alone he complains that literally no one in my house does anything. Also, because my mom does barely anything around the house he projects his hatred of her laziness to me because we are both female and since she does nothing that means all women do nothing, always.
#8 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** so your mum is a terrorist?
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