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Submitted: 06/13/2014
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#18 - slackerbro (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Goddamn, you're actually a native speaker and still can't spell for **** .
You're getting the thumbs down just for that. And for telling boring and pointless stories.
#20 to #18 - doktorwhat (06/13/2014) [-]
He's from Texas. Give him a break.
#14 - MrShaggy (06/13/2014) [-]
OP is a faggot.
OP is a faggot.
User avatar #8 - metalheadtildeath (06/13/2014) [-]
sort of a coming out story? but not really. any way, moved, switched schools. after awhile, meet cool as **** guy, named matt. he is one KICK ASS guy to have around. after like 2 weeks, he just, out of the blue "dude, i'm gay" "k? pass the chips bro" (no, he wasn't hitting on me, and everyone he knew either ripped on him for being gay, or just ignored him) he seemed confused for a bit. "does that bother you?" "yes it bothers me! share the damned doritos!" "no dude, i mean the fact that i'm gay" "dude, do i have to take those damn things from you or what?" any way, week or 2 passes. walks up to me at school, flips out his zune, like "hey, look at my background and ask me about it" flips it out. any way, i see it, and ask "yo, what hentai was that?" "uh..." "come on man, don't hold out on me!" "you mean my background?" "YES i mean your background! what was it?" "it's two guys..." i just stare at him for a second. "you really don't care that i'm gay, do you? "not in the slightest. now, title??" " **** if i know, i just use it to make people feel uncomfortable!" and we both laughed like morons. miss that guy, kind of.
User avatar #6 - wheresthefudge (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Three stories for you:
The first person I came out to was one of my closest friends, also my only gay friend. I had a bit of a crush on him for a while and finally decided to come out after he posted some status on facebook about national coming out day (he's involved with an lgbt group on campus). For a whole 15 minute conversation he thought I was joking.
Coming out is exhausting though, so after coming out to about five people I gave up and decided everyone else would figure it out when they figured it out. People don't figure that kind of thing out easily though. One of my friends from high school and I were texting about how she was going to Ireland and I mentioned we should hang out because it's one of the last times we'd be able to (because of the Ireland thing). Anyways, she got it in her head somehow that I was dying, and asked another friend what was going on in my life and this friend (who knew I was gay) said she should ask me directly. Anyways, this friend called me up frantically and was extremely worried that I had cancer. Then I told her and she was very relieved.
User avatar #7 to #6 - wheresthefudge (06/13/2014) [-]
Over character limit:
My favorite story though is from when I came out to my roommates. It was on my 21st birthday; we'd just finished barhopping and had gone home to continue drinking with our underage friends. Everyone was pretty well blasted by that point (the minors were drinking while we were at bars) and we played circle of death. If you're not familiar with the game, it involves a deck of cards face down in a circle. You draw one on your turn and do whatever rule is attached to that card. Now, I'd had this idea in my mind for a while of a really good rule to make if I drew a King, and this was a perfect time to use it. The rule involved two other cards in the game, 6 and 4. The original rules are that if you have a penis you drink on 6's and if you have a vagina you drink on 4's; my rule was that instead of drinking for what you've got, you drink for what you prefer. The very next card was a 6. My roommate nearly fell out of his chair when I clinked glasses with all the girls playing.

Congrats on coming out
User avatar #5 - metacobalion ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
That's pretty gay OP no seriously good for you
#25 - pridefulmatthew (06/13/2014) [-]
Did ya?? I told my best friend I was gay, the only thing he said after a moment of silence was, "So I'm the best looking guy you know right?" I love that bastard.
User avatar #9 - theclaymore (06/13/2014) [-]
When I was 16 I told my dad I was a lesbian while going to McDonald's. All he said was "good, you can't get pregnant" and kept driving. That burger tasted that much better ^^
#38 - marmiteistasty (06/13/2014) [-]
hope this turns into a bootycall for you, op
User avatar #32 - bakinboy (06/13/2014) [-]
your friends probably knew you were gay before you did
#28 - kristofe ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
im not personally gay but my preacher in arkansas at a southern baptist church came out as gay in the middle of a sermon and half of the church applauded him and the older people in the church ran him out of town but he is doing good now
#11 - collegerus (06/13/2014) [-]
Everyone was supportive or already knew, except my parents: literally the most oblivious people on the planet. When I told my family, I witnessed my dad cry for the first time ever in my life. Two years later after frustration and depression, I learned that he cried because of what I would have to face instead of who I was. Still ****** me up for a long time.
#10 - firehippie ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
when I told my friends that I like men most of them didn't and still don't believe me because of how my personality is not flamboyant in anyway .  so nothing really changed, and for the ones that did believe me they didn't really care. so win win
when I told my friends that I like men most of them didn't and still don't believe me because of how my personality is not flamboyant in anyway . so nothing really changed, and for the ones that did believe me they didn't really care. so win win
User avatar #42 - roguekilla (06/13/2014) [-]
Cool story 9/10 would re-read
User avatar #40 - demandsgayversion (06/13/2014) [-]
That's sweet.
#39 - chancevance ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I live in Texas as well, in the H-Town area.

Believe it or not down here we don't give a **** if you're gay or not. One of my best friends is a gay crossdresser and there's crossdressing nights at the bars and **** . He tried to drag(HAHA) me along, but I went to watch a UFC fight instead at a bar I used to work at.
User avatar #37 - silverzepher (06/13/2014) [-]
but have you stuck it in your butt yet?
User avatar #2 - huntronicles (06/13/2014) [-]
congrats
User avatar #1 - ntobarrev (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Good for you.
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