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#2 - miscarriage (10/26/2013) [+] (29 replies)
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#146 - johnmirandaa (10/27/2013) [-]
my neighbor's sister makes $77 every hour on the laptop. She has been laid off for 7 months but last month her income was $18944 just working on the laptop for a few hours. see......... www.jobs23.com
User avatar #138 - ekatchenko (10/27/2013) [-]
compared to european countries, US had the highest percentage of pregnant teenage girls mainly due to abstinence programs which became more poplar with Bush. In Europe, sex education goes in detail about protection while in US they don't even mention contraception pills.
User avatar #150 to #138 - anorexikchimp (10/27/2013) [-]
I signed in to check what the filtered word in your post was.

Why the **** is the word "teenage" filtered for anons?
User avatar #122 - samxdaxman (10/27/2013) [-]
Well according to the lightbulb, it wasn't Austin White who got her pregnant.
User avatar #121 - mitchr (10/27/2013) [-]
Here in Kansas, land of the right wing conservatives, we don't get any sex ed other than abstinence teaching.
There's a pregnant seventh grader in my school district. There are that big of sluts walking around, and yet we don't teach them to not spread their genetic material.
User avatar #151 to #121 - laky (10/27/2013) [-]
Pregnant seventh grader? Never heard of someone ******* up that bad
User avatar #152 to #151 - mitchr (10/27/2013) [-]
Yeah... the sad thing about it is I'm not making that up.
#119 - dolphinwing (10/27/2013) [-]
>Be in college
>Roommate never had sex ed
>Go to party hosted by campus lady clinic
>They're giving out free condoms
>Someone blows up a couple of condoms and bounces them around
>Roommate says "look, they have balloons!"
>I pause waiting for her to get it
>"Honey those are condoms"

Take sex ed kids, it'll save you some embarrassment
User avatar #147 to #119 - nyuORlucy (10/27/2013) [-]
i have an embarrassing story about me
i didnt know what eating ***** meant
my freinds i go campign with played the song, "my girlfriend who lives in canada"
it ends with the line "and i cant wait to eat her ***** again"
my friends little sister asks what that meant\
to preserve her innocence they said "he means her cat, he's a monster"
i actually beleived it too
#117 - tehbanana (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #149 to #113 - stipulateprism (10/27/2013) [-]
I was waiting for that. You beat me to it.
#109 - include **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
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#78 - sindreo (10/27/2013) [-]
Christians sucks
User avatar #61 - herpaderderp (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm abstinent by choice.
Just not my choice
#142 to #61 - aventador (10/27/2013) [-]
Same here. AND I’M PROUD OF IT~!
#163 to #142 - anonymous (11/04/2013) [-]
Why would you ever be proud of that?
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#43 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 - oceanfrank (10/27/2013) [-]
Guys I have a confession. I've been a "virgin" around 4 times in order to get girls I talked to a lot and who was extremely hot to have sex with me sooner since they all go crazy after a guy who's in college and who's a virgin. Is this a bad thing to do if it's just once or twice and we never ****** again?
User avatar #93 to #42 - smokingman (10/27/2013) [-]
20 Y/O "gay" reporting in, girls sure do like playing the sex teachers.
User avatar #99 to #93 - oceanfrank (10/27/2013) [-]
i've tried that too but only once. I told her I was exploring my sexuality after breaking up with my boyfriend who was back at home and I've never ****** a girl before. Then I actually convinced her she made me straight. She was pretty dumb, not gonna lie.
User avatar #75 to #42 - shunkahawolf (10/27/2013) [-]
who cares? it doesnt hurt anyone. and it can be kind of hot
User avatar #55 to #42 - mettih (10/27/2013) [-]
yeah good job, make the girl feel special even if shes not.
User avatar #76 to #55 - thegamerslife ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
he'll make a marriage work. lol
User avatar #52 to #42 - Cookiez ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Thats amazing
#50 to #42 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
Why weren't they ********** that you didn't come in 5 seconds?


You... didn't come in 5 seconds... right? Let them have their odd feeling of superiority from deflowering someone. Not like its an actual relationship. Think of it as ****** play, because that's what it actually is..
User avatar #132 to #50 - marinepenguin (10/27/2013) [-]
My first time took nearly 2 hours. I've heard if you don't use lube when you ********** that'll happen to ya.
User avatar #63 to #50 - oceanfrank (10/27/2013) [-]
because I didnt come in five seconds. I dont know about you but my actual first time took me 2.5 hous to cum. She was either REALLY bad or I just can't cum when I'm around a girl. Literally, I dont think I've climaxed in less than 90 minutes when i'm with a girl.
User avatar #130 to #63 - buttplugmaster (10/27/2013) [-]
dude. If you need 90 minutes to come, then the virgin line is overkill.
User avatar #140 to #130 - oceanfrank (10/27/2013) [-]
Nah it works way better than telling them, " i can go all night with you, trust me."
User avatar #69 to #63 - vivalavidya (10/27/2013) [-]
I get the same thing!
I think it must be through fear of ******* too early
User avatar #72 to #69 - fukkendragonite (10/27/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that dry-masturbation makes this happen.
User avatar #89 to #72 - whycanticaps (10/27/2013) [-]
Now if only I had that problem. Haven't used lube once in about 9 years, still on a hair trigger though hahaha
User avatar #91 to #89 - fukkendragonite (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't use anything for masturbation either, but I still only last about 20 seconds when whacking it to porn. I have to use my imagination to last longer. Weird.

And that kids, is the story of how I fell out of love with pornography
User avatar #94 to #91 - vivalavidya (10/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm much quicker when I'm watching porn. I just put it down to me knowing what my dick likes better than the girls I shag do
User avatar #95 to #94 - fukkendragonite (10/27/2013) [-]
That, and the fact that you go to a porn site and you're like a kid in the pick n' mix section of Woolworths (RIP). So much choice, so the video you choose is perfect for your tastes 9 times out of 10.
User avatar #96 to #95 - vivalavidya (10/27/2013) [-]
I think as well is the fact that you don't need to satisfy the other party, you just need to satisfy yourself
User avatar #97 to #96 - fukkendragonite (10/27/2013) [-]
This is all speculation on my part, since I'm still a virgin. But I suppose that's true
User avatar #98 to #97 - vivalavidya (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, it's not true for everyone.
I know guys who pound away to finish themselves off, and then go to sleep before the girl has a chance to finish.
I just prefer going at it until both me and her have finished
User avatar #49 to #42 - hudis (10/27/2013) [-]
Depends on if you feel bad about it or not. Some would argue that it's immoral, and some would argue that it doesn't matter because it doesn't hurt anyone. I'm indifferent, personally. Let your own moral compass guide you.
User avatar #39 - harbingerwolf (10/27/2013) [-]
What i dont get is why some people push to give sex ed at even younger and younger ages and then act perplexed when parents get younger and younger. Surely the sooner they know about it the sooner they'll have an interest in it?
User avatar #104 to #39 - MartinSeth (10/27/2013) [-]
Sex ed isn't teaching you the many ways of butthole pleasures and ******* pumpage. It teaches safe sex and how to avoid STDs, unwanted pregnancy and to give a generally healthier view on sex.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Hyoukin (10/27/2013) [-]
True enough. In addition, statistics consistently show lower rates of teenage and unwanted pregnancies in areas where comprehensive sexual education is available.
User avatar #107 to #105 - Hyoukin (10/27/2013) [-]

Also, there's that, before someone claims I was pulling that statement out of my ass. The stats come from the California Department of Public Health.
User avatar #83 to #39 - harbingerwolf (10/27/2013) [-]
******* steady on, i was asking a question and got neg thumbed, the **** FJ?
#53 to #39 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
Adding to the reply below, kids are introduced to it early from sources that aren't sex ed - ever been online? I've seen porn ads on edu sites by mistake. It's especially so in bad neighborhoods, some people just **** on the street.

Parents are actually getting older, by the way. We just see it as younger because the media posts the younger ones. ******* might be getting younger though. Just not parents.

In addition, they used to be even younger when people preached the best age to have a genetically perfect child is below 22! Now we only worry about 40 year olds.
User avatar #45 to #39 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/27/2013) [-]
I think that argument is that they'll know about it no matter what, and that if we don't educate them, they'll go by what they know from friends or T.V. Which tends to leave them believing crap such as if you do it with the girl on top you can't get pregnant, or if she's on her period etc.
User avatar #134 to #45 - jarelk (10/27/2013) [-]
But.. girl's can't get pregnant when they're on their period, the next ovulation is 14-15 days afterwards and sperm only survives about 2 days inside a girl.
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#33 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/27/2013) [-]
i dont even see the point of this post. what are you trying to prove? that funny content on fj is truly dead?
i dont even see the point of this post. what are you trying to prove? that funny content on fj is truly dead?
#143 to #33 - hailarty (10/27/2013) [-]
well the irony in the picture is kind of funny isn't it? it's not the best joke on FJ but also not the worst.
#136 to #33 - damnchinks (10/27/2013) [-]
And you just noticed?
And you just noticed?
#31 - pappathethird (10/27/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense. If she doesn't know she can get pregnant she won't get pregnant.
User avatar #21 - swagloon (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm having trouble reading the first part of this post. Is this even worded correctly?
#18 - IamSofaKingdom (10/27/2013) [-]
Been practicing abstinence for 25 years now. Might change into celibacy because I am fairly sure I have inherited the mental issues and MS (so far always hitting around early 50s) on my father's side of the family and I refuse to put a woman I respect and love through the same things I see my mother suffer. I can't rationalize myself past that.
Been practicing abstinence for 25 years now. Might change into celibacy because I am fairly sure I have inherited the mental issues and MS (so far always hitting around early 50s) on my father's side of the family and I refuse to put a woman I respect and love through the same things I see my mother suffer. I can't rationalize myself past that.
User avatar #135 to #18 - allgoodnamesrgone (10/27/2013) [-]
My mother has MS too, recently had another attack after the insurance company took her off Galenya. I know that feel bro.
#115 to #18 - bemmo (10/27/2013) [-]
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#110 to #18 - nandaaz (10/27/2013) [-]
Wait....What? Did you just say the EXACT same thing as you said on a post about abstinence a few weeks ago?
User avatar #159 to #110 - IamSofaKingdom (10/28/2013) [-]
Yea I felt it relevant because I looked through the comments on this post when it was still several pages from front and most of the comments at the time were against abstinence (ridiculing it) and a few people giving reasons why it is ok but it didn't seem well written. I figured I could rewrite it but the original message was written the exact way I wanted it to be said. So I just restated it for the discussion.

I figured a few people would see it again but I posted it for the people that didn't see it, like the ones talking down about abstinence on this post. I still back it as a lifestyle choice.
User avatar #92 to #18 - metalmind (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, you never know when a push of MS may hit, it might be just once at 50, or you might die at 40.
Better make the best of your time, since you don't know how it's going to end.
You can grow old, it's just a matter of luck. (I know a 78 year old MS patient, he's just in a wheelchair since about 3-4 years, but otherwise fine.)
But make the best out of the time you have.
The symptoms might not turn out as bad as you fear.
User avatar #84 to #18 - marcuss (10/27/2013) [-]
well i must say this . one thing i've learned. not a single good thing will come whitout a fight. I've fought all my damned life, I've got hit pretty hard and I got scars that will never heal but by god i have lived, so much, i have friends and people beside me that woud not think twice to come to my aid. I have few ex gfs and im a friend of every single one. ive loved and been loved.

And about that woman that you dont want to put trough all that, i have had a hard choice twice with my gfs where i coud have put them trough hell that was originated from me, and both of those times were after they left. but i fought and in the end i made our lifes happy. (the details are another story).

You can fight against the card you been dealt. and ONLY YOU. if you want to be happy in life FIGHT FOR IT. not a single ****** in this world is going to give it to you, life is only so great as you make it. and you are among the 8% of the richest in the world population and you have so much you can do. it is up to how happy you are going to be.
User avatar #56 to #18 - mcginley (10/27/2013) [-]
Who needs practice? After 25 years, you should be pretty good at it.
User avatar #160 to #56 - IamSofaKingdom (10/28/2013) [-]
I lol'd and thumbed.
#51 to #18 - yologdog (10/27/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, But if you ever retell it, You had a girlfriend that you loved and boned up until you found out about your mental issues.
User avatar #48 to #18 - schmuxy (10/27/2013) [-]
I swear I've seen this exact comment (minus gif) before. Was that also you?
User avatar #161 to #48 - IamSofaKingdom (10/28/2013) [-]
I made this post on another abstinence thing a few weeks or months back. I restated it because the early discussions on this post were very negative towards abstinence. I explain in detail my decision on another comment here, uh #110.
User avatar #58 to #48 - naldibesti ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I saw it too, I also feel like the reply to it is the same "5 more years and..."
User avatar #162 to #58 - IamSofaKingdom (10/28/2013) [-]
Yea I posted once before (full explanation is in a response to #110) but I don't remember the wizard comment. Mostly I remember some guy telling me that it was a poor reason to not have sex with random women.
User avatar #47 to #18 - joaomartins (10/27/2013) [-]
You look like a pretty good guy, I know this ain't help,but it allways give me a smille. Allways look on the bright side of life ! Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
User avatar #19 to #18 - swagloon (10/27/2013) [-]
5 more years and you'll become a wizard; chin up my friend.
User avatar #15 - swordstuff (10/27/2013) [-]
It's funny because it's actually true. I used to be in a youth group and the retreats just ended up being big orgies while the leaders were asleep. No joke.
User avatar #126 to #15 - syntheticdoll (10/27/2013) [-]
No joke, I would go to a camp like this once, just to hear all the ******** they are trying to tell me.
Also, I would step in, say "Oh my god, what are you doing, didn't you know you stay a virgin after anal sex? So it's not wrong" then enjoy the show.
User avatar #85 to #15 - mutzaki (10/27/2013) [-]
Suddenly I believe in God.
#74 to #15 - desacabose (10/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you just point me to one
User avatar #73 to #15 - Rei ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't know what God forsaken country you live in. But in Australian Youth Camps I've been too, it's been pretty much the opposite.
User avatar #70 to #15 - freddyhollensen (10/27/2013) [-]
That is probably the best argument for Christianity I have heard in my entire life.
#35 to #15 - bobbyshallunite ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
what retreat you go to i need to go? I always go to retreats and no sex sadly
#9 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
I see a new meme coming on
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