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byttet friends in NY ts have dinner in a restaurant
swatter mm ths table
3-" what can i get fer yes gentleman this evening?"
eider a platter and a small betel cf dies eil
Mimi friend eiders chesse burger with freedom fries, and a liberty steak with s: -the mashed pataters
mend erases full rack cf independence ribs, pulled perk sammus, macarena and cheese and deep fried patrica pickles
mins later waiter returns with feed
Befriend asks ms if i want ts try a try, say sure, grab ene and gently peer ketchup ente it
leeks at ms in confusion and asks me what doing
restarts pending bettle cf ketchup inte a separate betel he requested
anither en We the betel
the waiter fer a third bettle and empties it inte the betel
scrabs a handfull of fries, eil dripping dawn his arms as he squeezes them
remaking airplane news's , ,
them inte the betel cf ketchup, entire fist is stained red
forcefully shew them We his meath as make sure hens cf them drep
dwells me "thats haw amt he fagget we sum fries"
I ether friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping
I seen the entire restar rant is clapping
the entire restaurant is clapping
swatter mm back with the feed i ordered
dripping pizza margherita and a small betel of plies ell
3-" i ordered a vegetable platter, net a pizza-, that' s net what i wanted,.,.,"
3-" eh, sew. Haw abaut a fruit salad?" he said while helding up a cherry flattered lillipop
Mimi friend is laughing while chuncks of french fry emeral ats from his meath
in in cahm hat walks up ts cur table and starts sheeting resellers We teh ceiling cf the restaurant screaming "TEE HAW'' repeatedly
beagle burst threa the ceiling and tagss my ell
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User avatar #13 - skysailor (12/11/2013) [-]
'Eagle burst through the ceiling and takes my oil'

******* hell that was clever.
#3 - scootabot ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
You order a vegetable platter at a place that serves ribs and steak...?

What are you, some sort of pansy?
User avatar #16 to #3 - tmgrskat (12/11/2013) [-]
That's why I play hand-to-hand in Oblivion.
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User avatar #17 - minionofdolan (12/11/2013) [-]
I have a friend who lives in england and Im gonna send this to her. Will post what she replies with.
User avatar #4 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/11/2013) [-]
Can't be New York, not one Italian or Jew in that story.
#8 to #4 - xcoreyx (12/11/2013) [-]
How would you know? He didn't specify the nationality or religion of anyone.
#14 to #8 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
"Praise Jesus"
User avatar #10 - toosexyforyou (12/11/2013) [-]
1st of all, that would happen in the south, not in New York. Secondly, why is it that the Americans sound more revolting after saying "praise Jesus" than when they're stuffing their faces.
User avatar #15 to #10 - sonicthefast (12/11/2013) [-]
I am a Southerner, and I can confirm.

Good old Independence ribs.
User avatar #11 to #10 - senseiweasel (12/11/2013) [-]
Because the desire to fill one's belly is common to all of humanity, a basic biological drive; whereas the blind worship of incestuous sky-zombies defies all ******* reason.
User avatar #7 - cykocd ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Be careful with that oil. You wouldn't want the U.S. to invade would you?
#5 - Muppetz ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Freedom Delivery - Priority Shipping
#19 - hirollin (12/11/2013) [-]
If you said praise jesus in new york you would probably be thrown in jail for a hate crime.
#12 - arcticace (12/11/2013) [-]
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#9 - clemolo (12/11/2013) [-]
confirmed. this happens
#2 - doddythechef (12/10/2013) [-]
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