AIRPLANE COMP 1. Just a few of the hundred jokes of the movie Airplane. More will come.. Air Israel. Don't forget that the top joke was made during the seventies, when a lot of people were still sore over the idea of interracial marriage.
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AIRPLANE COMP 1

Just a few of the hundred jokes of the movie Airplane.
More will come.

Air Israel
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Submitted: 12/29/2013
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User avatar #2 - Shiny ONLINE (12/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Don't forget that the top joke was made during the seventies, when a lot of people were still sore over the idea of interracial marriage.
#6 - crohnos (12/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You cant forget this gem.
#23 - redbannerman (12/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I love... I mean hated Airplane.......... I'm bad at this baiting **** .
#24 to #23 - Alchemyst ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
At least you tried.
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#7 - respectyourmom (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you ever see a grown man naked?
#11 - pappathethird (12/30/2013) [-]
Love that movie
Love that movie
User avatar #48 - turdburgalar (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I luv u bby
#49 to #48 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
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#22 - CaptainKill (12/30/2013) [-]
You forgot the last bit of the "You can tell me I'm a doctor" bit.

Well can't you just take a guess?

Well, not for another 2 hours.

...you can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
#52 - cfourthewin (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
my favourite leslie nielsen scene.   
 hope it loads fine...
my favourite leslie nielsen scene.
hope it loads fine...
#42 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#1 - splattercrap (12/30/2013) [-]
Love these keep 'em coming!
Love these keep 'em coming!
#57 - hoodedspoon (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite scene in the entire movie. "Then 						****					 really hits the fan."
My favorite scene in the entire movie. "Then **** really hits the fan."
#41 - omgimyellow (12/30/2013) [-]
"There's a problem in the cockpit sir"

"A problem in the cockpit, what is it?"

"It's a small room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
User avatar #29 - Crusader (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1980
When you could still make fun of race and religion
User avatar #25 - PenguinsOfMars (12/30/2013) [-]
You could probably get front page with 70% of the lines in this movie
User avatar #72 - marcusvega (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thanks for the thumbs guys ill make another one soon on airplane 1 and 2 and probably make a comp on naked gun as well, oh and happy new year!
#64 - Minnesota ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
His drinking problem was quite an issue throughout the film.
His drinking problem was quite an issue throughout the film.
#60 - kevinipples (12/30/2013) [-]
the only movie i know that is rated PG but shows boobs
the only movie i know that is rated PG but shows boobs
#46 - vladhellsing (12/30/2013) [-]
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