AIRPLANE COMP 1. Just a few of the hundred jokes of the movie Airplane. More will come.. Air Israel. Don't forget that the top joke was made during the seventies, when a lot of people were still sore over the idea of interracial marriage. funny Airplane Movie
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#6 - crohnos (12/30/2013) [-]
You cant forget this gem.
User avatar #10 to #6 - ebdac (12/30/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?
User avatar #18 to #10 - xenoquack (12/30/2013) [-]
Yes.
#15 to #10 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
it makes me sad that you dont know but i cant thumb you down for being uncultured =[

Movie is Airplane!
User avatar #14 to #10 - GShock (12/30/2013) [-]
Same as the content.
#50 to #10 - cthumoo (12/30/2013) [-]
Correct, 6000 hulls
User avatar #2 - Shiny ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't forget that the top joke was made during the seventies, when a lot of people were still sore over the idea of interracial marriage.
User avatar #3 to #2 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
Alabama legalized it in 2000
User avatar #28 to #3 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2013) [-]
A judge in Illinois refused to sign a marriage contract with any interracial couple and this happened in 2009.
#30 to #28 - mitchr (12/30/2013) [-]
Wait, seriously?   
I want a source on this, because what the 			****		. Like... what the 			****		? What... 			*******		... what?   
 			****		.
Wait, seriously?
I want a source on this, because what the **** . Like... what the **** ? What... ******* ... what?
**** .
#35 to #33 - mitchr (12/30/2013) [-]
My mind is full of 			****		.
My mind is full of **** .
#9 to #3 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
cause the year 2000 was in 1970...
#16 to #9 - theism ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
He was emphasizing the point.
User avatar #20 to #2 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
haha "sore"


big black dongs
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User avatar #36 to #8 - gongthehawkeye (12/30/2013) [-]
Isn't that from Chappelle show?
User avatar #38 to #36 - kingofhazard (12/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that is but no, it's not.
#44 to #39 - kingofhazard (12/30/2013) [-]
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, not sure how I confused that with a scene from Airplane, could have sworn I saw it there, sorry for saying you was wrong.
#7 - respectyourmom (12/30/2013) [-]
you ever see a grown man naked?
User avatar #13 to #7 - GShock (12/30/2013) [-]
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
#23 - redbannerman (12/30/2013) [-]
I love... I mean hated Airplane.......... I'm bad at this baiting **** .
User avatar #54 to #23 - foamytesquirrel ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Ooh! Let me try! Ahem. I'm a child on the internet.
#70 to #23 - professordolan (12/30/2013) [-]
wat r u doing this is reverse bait. he's baiting you for green thumbs
wat r u doing this is reverse bait. he's baiting you for green thumbs
#71 to #70 - kiboz (12/30/2013) [-]
Reverse bait, otherwise known as "something funny". Yeah.
User avatar #79 to #71 - professordolan (12/31/2013) [-]
you're right, i'm retarded
#24 to #23 - Alchemyst (12/30/2013) [-]
At least you tried.
#11 - pappathethird (12/30/2013) [-]
Love that movie
Love that movie
#52 - cfourthewin (12/30/2013) [-]
my favourite leslie nielsen scene.   
 hope it loads fine...
my favourite leslie nielsen scene.
hope it loads fine...
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User avatar #77 to #52 - Nazistick ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Here we see OJ working on the murder weapon.
#76 to #52 - kevinthedonut (12/30/2013) [-]
omg damn that was brutal it was like pewpewpew, and i was like ahhhh and more pews were happening and i was scared but then old man wn and no more pews were made
omg damn that was brutal it was like pewpewpew, and i was like ahhhh and more pews were happening and i was scared but then old man wn and no more pews were made
User avatar #65 to #52 - ztron (12/30/2013) [-]
well **** that was a long gif
#67 to #65 - cfourthewin (12/30/2013) [-]
well... yeah, i guess...
but dontcha tell me it wasn't worth it
it was pretty cool, at least
#22 - CaptainKill (12/30/2013) [-]
You forgot the last bit of the "You can tell me I'm a doctor" bit.

Well can't you just take a guess?

Well, not for another 2 hours.

...you can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
#1 - splattercrap (12/30/2013) [-]
Love these keep 'em coming!
Love these keep 'em coming!
#57 - hoodedspoon (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite scene in the entire movie. "Then 			****		 really hits the fan."
My favorite scene in the entire movie. "Then **** really hits the fan."
#41 - omgimyellow (12/30/2013) [-]
"There's a problem in the cockpit sir"

"A problem in the cockpit, what is it?"

"It's a small room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
#42 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
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#68 to #43 - reiyne (12/30/2013) [-]
I donate a better one for you good sir.
I donate a better one for you good sir.
User avatar #47 to #43 - turdburgalar (12/30/2013) [-]
SO THAT"S WHERE IT COMES FROM
THANK YOU
User avatar #63 to #43 - leetpwnzer (12/30/2013) [-]
That's my favorite scene.
User avatar #29 - Crusader (12/30/2013) [-]
1980
When you could still make fun of race and religion
User avatar #31 to #29 - gunslayer (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me?
These days everybody makes fun of race and religion.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Crusader (12/30/2013) [-]
1980
When you could still make fun of race and religion on the big screen and not get protested by left wing hippies
User avatar #34 to #29 - augustusxxiv (12/30/2013) [-]
Fix'd

"1980
When you could still make fun of race and religion outside of the internet."
User avatar #25 - PenguinsOfMars (12/30/2013) [-]
You could probably get front page with 70% of the lines in this movie
#64 - Minnesota (12/30/2013) [-]
His drinking problem was quite an issue throughout the film.
His drinking problem was quite an issue throughout the film.
#60 - kevinipples (12/30/2013) [-]
the only movie i know that is rated PG but shows boobs
the only movie i know that is rated PG but shows boobs
#46 - vladhellsing (12/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - barbwirepain (12/30/2013) [-]
back when a pg movie could show a brief flash of tits
#73 - kinginyellow (12/30/2013) [-]
A time when we could make this joke without a total meltdown
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