A true man. cocks. BOTTLE. OF CEBU!. If daddy doesn't shave for mommy, then mommy doesn't shave for daddy. I personally think men get the sweeter end of the bargain.
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A true man

BOTTLE. OF
CEBU!
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Submitted: 04/22/2014
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User avatar #3 - adu ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
If daddy doesn't shave for mommy, then mommy doesn't shave for daddy.

I personally think men get the sweeter end of the bargain.
#1 - deezknuts (04/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#8 - toncheky (04/23/2014) [+] (34 replies)
I am forced to shave the pube-like mustache and beard until they start growing properly.
btw, **** this **** I'm 18 let's ******* go beard where the **** are you
#11 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [+] (26 replies)
Hate to rain on your parade but there is no point at all in growing a beard. You look less professional and sophisticated, almost all women are repulsed by them, and they contribute to poor personal hygiene. There really is no reason to grow a beard at all.
#13 to #11 - rimjobmcgee (04/23/2014) [-]
Men with beards are generally viewed as more trustworthy, so they can help get people to trust you. Men with beards are viewed as more powerful and authoritative. Beards can help work as a filter for air. They protect the face from the elements like wind and sun. Women that can handle men with beards couldn't handle my personality anyways, so it helps weed them out. Plenty of reasons to grow a beard, hell they even give you the balls to post without being anonymous
#36 - jaketasticness (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
real men know how its done
real men know how its done
User avatar #25 - maryjaneinmabrain (04/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i never understood why kids need they're dad to learn to shave, **** isn't rocket science.
#27 - ilbacondeity (04/23/2014) [-]
bitches ain't 			****
bitches ain't ****
#75 - talked (04/23/2014) [-]
"And now we sleep on the couch."

"Dad, I don't like shaving..."

"No one does, son... No one does..."
#66 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In my country a beard shows that a man is from lower class, because he has to go to work all the time and has no time to shave.

Only bums and alcoholics have them. All the rich people shave.
User avatar #77 to #66 - rollinggolem (04/23/2014) [-]
So... bums and alcoholics are the only people that work in your country?
#109 - chrisel (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If I don't shave then I get a creepy pedostache and it won't grow it to something better.
User avatar #63 - zwittertwo (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It's not about being told what to do, it's about not looking like a raggity ass bum.. A real man would know that.
#111 - cumberdale (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
reporting in!
User avatar #117 to #116 - thelizardqueen (04/23/2014) [-]
Dont feel bad i appreciated it
#107 - azchaosaz (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #99 - supersonicman (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have to shave off my facial hair. My parents have told me it makes me look like a quote "Black Shaggy" Yes, the Shaggy from scooby Doo, and my parents have told me that's what I resemble.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - nighthawxx (04/23/2014) [-]
****
I guess I have my mom to blame for this
well I'll admit that I'm wrong
User avatar #126 - alekksandar (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...and then the kid ends up with peachfuzz and gets ridiculed in school.
User avatar #121 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
"Some people think that beards make them a man. Spoiler alert: they don't. You have to actually act like a man."-Alekksandar
User avatar #110 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Looks like Gordon Freeman
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