A true hitman. Not oc. THERE' S Nancie). I would not be so sure about that. Assassin hitman games
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - internetexplain
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(07/20/2014) [-]
I would not be so sure about that.
#50 to #1 - nathanthemighty
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#31 to #1 - mamenber
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#51 to #31 - jimmytwoshoes
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good read
good read
#2 to #1 - europe
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mfw robbing a house and they just appear out of nowhere
#4 to #2 - internetexplain
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and then this happened.
User avatar #5 to #4 - europe
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I never pay the fine eitherway
User avatar #6 to #5 - stonetomcat
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Prison:
>No gold to pay
>Chance to lose a bit of one skill (Infinite level ups!)
>Chance to raise security skill
User avatar #7 to #6 - YllekNayr
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But the stolen goods!

Whenever I played Skyrim or Oblivion, at least half my stuff was stolen at all times
User avatar #8 to #7 - stonetomcat
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>Get arrested
>Resist arrest
>Haul ass to nearest home
>Drop stolen goods wherever
>Go out
>Surrender
User avatar #22 to #8 - alphagex
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That is friken genious never have i tought to use that option
User avatar #9 to #8 - YllekNayr
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You can surrender after resisting arrest?
User avatar #10 to #9 - stonetomcat
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Sometimes, as long as your bounty isn't ludicrous.
Skyrim: Sheathe weapon
Oblivion: Block and talk to a guard
If your bounty is ludicrous, just go to the woods, shake/kill the guards, and wait for 3 days or so, then do the aforementioned things.
User avatar #11 to #10 - YllekNayr
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>just go to the woods

Arrests are almost always in the middle of the capital city. I can't make it outside before they kill me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - stonetomcat
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You part of the thieves guild?
You can bribe a guard to get rid of the bounty (Somewhat expensive, but no stolen stuff taken) in Skyrim.
You can pay a member of the guild to clear bounty with nothing taken in Oblivion, and it's half-price, too.
These only work if part of the thieves guild, though
User avatar #13 to #12 - YllekNayr
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Oh yeah. That's usually the method I'd take. Or just making sure my chameleon was at 100%.
User avatar #14 to #13 - stonetomcat
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The 100% chameleon is also a good idea
User avatar #15 to #14 - YllekNayr
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It's a lot of fun but makes everything stupid easy.
User avatar #16 to #15 - stonetomcat
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Well, it never hurts to have the proper enchantments/potions
User avatar #17 to #16 - YllekNayr
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It was all oblivion sigils on a set of glass armor.
User avatar #46 to #12 - internetexplain
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you can also charm guards, a guard that has 90 friend-points or more in oblivion, will often overlook break-ins and theft
User avatar #33 to #12 - sabcy
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You can also do this with a high enough speech.
User avatar #24 to #10 - heartlessrobot
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Or join thieves guild. And I always had a ludicrous amount of money, so I could pay the fine.
User avatar #38 to #24 - DiabloStrawhat
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Or commit crimes with the Thieves' Hood and then take it off once you get to safety
User avatar #42 to #38 - heartlessrobot
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Thieves hood doesn't hide your identity. I wish helmets and hoods and other things that cover your face hid your identity though.
User avatar #48 to #42 - Edrosty
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He's talking about the mask of the gray fox you get from the Oblivion Thieves Guild quest. The Cowl of Nocturnal. If you put it on, you ALWAYS have a 500 gold bounty, but you can do AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY single thing you want, then find a safe spot to take it off, and your bounty will go back to 0 as if you did absolutely nothing.
User avatar #49 to #48 - heartlessrobot
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I need that IRL.
#59 to #49 - professorbob
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You actually don't even need to take it off in a safe place. If you just take it off and yield to the guard, they won't attempt an arrest since you no longer have a bounty, the cowl does.
User avatar #60 to #59 - heartlessrobot
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Really? That's dumb. I thought it would work like Lycanthropy or Flying Vampire Lord. If anyone sees you enter or leave it, you get like a 3000 gold bounty.
User avatar #61 to #60 - professorbob
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I'm pretty sure it's because the cowl had a curse laid on it to where anybody who wears it has their name struck from history forever. Although this curse is lifted once you get the cowl it still has an enchantment on it where people forget you ever wore it in the first place if you take it off.
User avatar #53 to #49 - alphavsomega
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don't we all?
User avatar #25 to #24 - stonetomcat
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I mention that in comment #12
User avatar #21 - thismustbeseen
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Can you complete the game killing absolutely everyone?
User avatar #26 to #21 - icefried
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Of course you can. Why wouldn't you be able to kill everyone?
User avatar #27 to #26 - thismustbeseen
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"important" NPCs?
User avatar #28 to #27 - icefried
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Dude, this is hitman, not Skyrim.
#73 to #28 - artyomthefirst
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Dude, that was Oblivion, not Skyrim!
User avatar #74 to #73 - icefried
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Skyrim too..
Remember the generals?
User avatar #62 to #28 - thismustbeseen
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I just installed it and played the first 3 missions. I slaughtered everyone. It was fun.
User avatar #63 to #62 - icefried
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Hell yeah it's fun.

Though if you want a true Hitman experience you should try Silent Assasin or Blood Money.. Contracts too but i never liked that one.
#68 to #63 - thismustbeseen
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No one will notice if there is no one to notice.
User avatar #65 to #63 - thismustbeseen
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Blood money is the one I have.
#19 - uniden
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#32 to #19 - anon id: 3ea03dac
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How do you visit Mardi Gras? You're visiting New Orleans. Mardi gras is not a place....
#47 to #32 - furiousmarshmellow
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#3 - remsaman
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User avatar #34 to #3 - gameboyirl
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then again there is mostly limits to guards you can kill before we get busted.
#64 to #3 - uncanny
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What's dallas's favorite arist?    
Banksy.
What's dallas's favorite arist?
Banksy.
#66 to #64 - remsaman
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ran out of bodybags

whats vlad's favourite quote?
four stores and 20 grand ago
i know its a ****** joke but it took me twenty minutes to think up
User avatar #67 to #66 - uncanny
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Ayyy can i get a joke explain this makes noooo sense to me
User avatar #69 to #67 - remsaman
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one of the people that you can get a job from in payday 2 is called vlad.
one of his missions is called 'four stores', and you have to steal at least 20 grand for the escape van to come for you
User avatar #70 to #69 - uncanny
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..but you steal 15 grand..is the joke just that it's the name of a mission giver and his mission..
#71 to #70 - remsaman
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...oh
...oh
User avatar #72 to #71 - uncanny
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There there,have a thumb that'll get rid of the boo boo
#18 to #3 - plokix
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#36 to #3 - uncanny
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We just postin' cool payday pics i like it,here's a girls makeup which i thought looked good.10/10 would bank
#58 to #3 - garymotherfingoak
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>Finished reading and uploading to Piratebay every book in the National Library of Australia
>"Drill is a quarter of the way there, keep at it"
#23 - thatdamnllama
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#44 to #23 - anon id: afad203c
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CLOAKER!
#40 - billywonka
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User avatar #29 - askafj
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Payday 2 in a nutshell (when you're level 100 and has 10billion dollars).
User avatar #30 to #29 - askafj
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have*
User avatar #35 to #29 - alstorp
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Then you kill and answer too many guards and the alarm goes.
#45 to #29 - anon id: afad203c
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lvl 100 ? you mean like Infamy 5-lvl 100
User avatar #43 - zomaru
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Basically the easy way to stealth a Bank Heist in Payday 2.
User avatar #37 - uncanny
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Nu-uh you gotta be wearin' a suit for it to be legit.
#39 - ibesawesomey
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pretty much how i play every single game haha
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