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#30 - igelior (01/21/2015) [-]
yeah just look at these fine ass stakes - i think they are medium rare from looking at them
#121 to #30 - frazn ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
You should probably keep those fine stakes away from your ass
User avatar #75 to #30 - stimtheone (01/21/2015) [-]
This reminded me of a time we were fighting vampires in a tabletop game and our wizard was like... "We need to find some cows." Rest of us "WHY?" "For steaks."
#138 to #75 - gisuar (01/21/2015) [-]
couldn't you technically use a cow's horn as stake?
#157 to #138 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
I always thought that the stakes you had to use to kill a vampire were supposed to be made out of holy wood, like wood they use to mak crosses. And that it had to be sanctified by a priest.

And the hammer would be kind of the same deal.
User avatar #170 to #157 - RegardsFromDeath (01/21/2015) [-]
All you really need is to dip the stake into some holy water. Holy water directly into the heart of a vampire tears it's body to pieces. Supposedly.

It really depends on what vampires you're talking about.
#161 to #157 - gisuar (01/21/2015) [-]
thinking about it which church would the priest have to be part of? is anything christian okay or does it have to be catholic? or could any imam or rabbi do it aswell?
#159 to #157 - gisuar (01/21/2015) [-]
it's probably up to your own fantasy since vampires don't exist not sure if this is either good or bad
#139 to #138 - kristofe (01/21/2015) [-]
typically wood steaks
#10 - cheezersnacks (01/20/2015) [-]
9/10, made me go eat a ham sandwich
#87 - Lainge (01/21/2015) [-]
"eat your god damn stake"
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
Damn it.. i never bother with checking the spellin of these things cuz photoshop has no spell checker...
I never expected so much exposure too..
#90 to #88 - Lainge (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh god.
You're as bad as the picture.
#23 - jonnythan (01/21/2015) [-]
eat ur stake men
User avatar #31 - shamrockd (01/21/2015) [-]
Oh my god the spelling

IT HURTS
#80 - WolfPrince (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm laughing like crazy because this is not how ecosystems work.   
For someone who knows a lot about animals & nature in general this is gibberish.
I'm laughing like crazy because this is not how ecosystems work.
For someone who knows a lot about animals & nature in general this is gibberish.
User avatar #153 to #80 - sulkboy (01/21/2015) [-]
you dont even have to know a lot about ecosustems to know that this is gibberish...
User avatar #101 to #80 - kameken ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
It might be a joke, m8.
User avatar #135 to #80 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
For someone who knows a lot about animals & nature in general For anyone with half a brain this is gibberish.
User avatar #99 to #80 - burdenedsoul (01/21/2015) [-]
For someone who knows anything about the English language and spelling, this was gibberish.
User avatar #81 to #80 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
No **** ..
And you what ? Confused this for a documentary ?
#89 to #81 - ciacheczko (01/21/2015) [-]
Why not making it into a documentary? Giving realistic numbers and scenarios on what would happen - because certainly something would happen and I doubt it would be as utopian as vegans believe - would make into a great message to spread.

Instead we have an ignorant-sounding joke that isn't very funny tbh.
User avatar #91 to #89 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah.. but it is like the Schrodinger's cat
No one did it for real - like putting a cat in a box with a 50/50 % chance of dying.
Probably the realistic scenario would be that population of cattle and chicken would be drastically reduced even if we just have farms for them when they walk freely and don't get eaten. THey will probably operate on donations. But probably the total population of farm animals will go down by 80% or smth
#95 to #91 - ciacheczko (01/21/2015) [-]
Worse.

Every people making their living on rasing and selling animals would suffer. Huge amounts of work places would go down, families ruined, people going broke. Basic food needs wouldn't be satisfied, resulting in children ending up malnutritioned worldwide, same for pets.

Not only the ranches, but the entire chain of production, including companies that make machines used in that industry, animal products overall, like leather and fur, would go down. Because, let's not kid ourselves, if those maniacs would win and forbid people eating animal products, they wouldn't stop there, they'd ban everything coming from animals in any way. The world market would fall.

Imagine you are an Eskimo and you suddenly are not allowed to wear the only things that are keeping you warm. Hell, some people probably would suffer from mental breakdowns upon seeing wildlife eating meat while they can't, even though it's their biological need as omnivores.

Others would establish secret ways to produce animal products, something similar to illegal drug farms. This would establish a new chain of corruption and crime, creating profit most likely for gangsters - every time something common becomes forbidden, this happens.

**** would go down faster than game journalists credibility.
User avatar #96 to #95 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
Whoa!!
Yes, this is definitely a plausible scenario
A lot of industries are dependent on animals.
There are still countries where having animals is how you support your family.
**** will hit the fan in weeks
User avatar #22 - oldflattop (01/21/2015) [-]
meat is murder. vegetarianism is genocide.
#72 - fappening (01/21/2015) [-]
The only meat,   
That I love to eat,   
Which must be lean,   
And has a bean,   
That can be seen,   
(unless she's a pre-teen)   
Is Pussy
The only meat,
That I love to eat,
Which must be lean,
And has a bean,
That can be seen,
(unless she's a pre-teen)
Is Pussy
User avatar #94 to #83 - kalima (01/21/2015) [-]
tasty tasty murder.
User avatar #35 - tyrson (01/21/2015) [-]
Or...
Vegans win. Everyone agrees to stop breeding animals for food.
We plant a ******** of crops so we don't starve after the switch.
When we're ready to produce enough vegetable matter, we stop breeding animals for food.
We eat the ones that are already in captivity, shouldn't take long.

Because we're not ******* stupid and won't just let millions of animals run wild in an ecosystem.
User avatar #82 to #35 - demigodofmadness (01/21/2015) [-]
Even if we let them run wild in the ecosystem, it wouldn't be as catastrophic as they make it seem. There would be some chaos at first, but it would balance out eventually.
User avatar #37 to #35 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
Yes, that sounds EXCAtly what humanity would do..
We are known to plan stuff ahead, and nothing bad ever happened to us
User avatar #40 to #37 - tyrson (01/21/2015) [-]
C'mon, have a little faith. We're smarter now. We haven't had a witch hunt in... what? a few hundred years? We only blew up two cities when we built the A-bomb... we probably could have blown up more.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah and curently have a few wars that are ******* ridiculous
Iraq - Bush looking for imaginary WMD's (1 million people dead)
Ukraine - Russia and Their president doesn't want them to join EU
Syria - dictator doesn't want to forfeit power, so he starts a war with his people

Excuse me If I'm a bit of a pessimist
User avatar #46 to #41 - tyrson (01/21/2015) [-]
And let's not forget N.Korea vs Sony pictures.

No excuse necessary, I know where you're coming from. Post #40 was intended to be sarcasm, but there's not a good way to convey that through text without resorting to "/sarcasm" at the end of the message.
User avatar #48 to #46 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
This whole Thought Expiremnt thing is sort of that..
But I'm glad it stirs things up
Kinda fun that some take it as some political agenda
#79 - Aftershock (01/21/2015) [-]
Do not believe him, it is clearly propaganda meant to besmirch the good name of bears! We are peaceful, loving creatures - we would never turn on you in such a way! Ignore this slanderous filth. Go on, do what you know to be right. Release your livestock. Embrace vegan-ism. We'll take care of all those tender farm animals for you. nightavenger you little bitch we told you what would happen if you talked. We coming for you *****
#169 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
Worst ******* logic I seen all year. Try listening in your Biology class next time.
#59 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
FFS at least spell "Stake" properly. It's "Steak" you moron.
#32 - nowgamer (01/21/2015) [-]
"no use for cows" I know being vegas means eating nothing from animals, including milk
#33 to #32 - tagme (01/21/2015) [-]
Frosted flakes in almond milk isn't half bad, actually. It takes getting used to, but it's not too bad.
User avatar #34 to #33 - lordbrauner (01/21/2015) [-]
Damn it, I don't want my breakfast to "take some getting used to".

Go delicious or go home.
#12 - DweebyTwonkyHead (01/20/2015) [-]
Couldn't gamble today .... Ate my stake!
#124 - youhgee (01/21/2015) [-]
I feel like this was what mufasa said to simba in a way.
#98 - testaburger (01/21/2015) [-]
>torn apart to pieces   
>eat your stake
>torn apart to pieces
>eat your stake
#174 to #98 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
>trought
#97 - corsairjoshua (01/21/2015) [-]
The truly brilliant idea would be to create GORILLA squads.

Fight fire with fire.
User avatar #93 - nightavenger [OP](01/21/2015) [-]
If our brein cn finsh wrds jsut by lookig at the frist and last lsat ltter, why bhoter with spelling



Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."
#57 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
>torn apart to pieces
>torn apart to pieces
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