A tattoo. . ghestis_ : dlan omen on: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at thejoz interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain "it' sj
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ghestis_ :
dlan omen on:
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at thejoz interview notice it and
look concerned, laugh a little and explain "it' sjust temporary." months
later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,
stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor
excuse tor truth your subconscious has been fighting tor its entire
insignificant existence: "everything is temporary."
om yes
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User avatar #2 - pappalol ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I dont think someone will hire a grown man/woman with temporary tattoos.
#13 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i think u can influence the taste by eating fruits. sweet fruits produce sweeter stuff.....kinda like how sweat works.
User avatar #15 to #13 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
i think you got the wrong post.
#12 - MrShaggy (08/03/2014) [-]
That's a very deep thought coming from flannelbuttphenomenon.
#19 - angelusprimus ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or get a tattoo where it won't be visible at a job interview.    
 When my father died I had his name tattooed in glagolic script on my back along the spine.   
 If someone has me shirtless and looking at my spine at the job interview, tattoo is the least of my problems.
Or get a tattoo where it won't be visible at a job interview.
When my father died I had his name tattooed in glagolic script on my back along the spine.
If someone has me shirtless and looking at my spine at the job interview, tattoo is the least of my problems.
#25 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Tattoos are so ******* stupid. It's just a cry for attention, it's basically like saying "ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOO! ******* LOOK AT IT! I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION! ******* ASK ME ABOUT IT ALREADY! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TATTOO! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" ******* attention whores... it's also extremely unprofessional. If someone walked into a job interview for me with a visible tattoo I would send them right out. Not even going to waste my time with that immature **** .
#27 to #25 - fizzor ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
nice copypasta you got there m8
#23 - ersoyed (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't know how long one would have a job after they whisper everything is temporary into their bosses ears...
#1 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
and you'll still get fired for lying. Which also means no unemployment
User avatar #7 to #5 - Crusader (08/03/2014) [-]
But they will most likely ask this question within the probation period, during which they can fire you without reason.
User avatar #16 - sleepingdogtwo ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
omg no
#4 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
That ******* job there is temporary.
#3 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
>life hack
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