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#1 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
She wont need the password anyway
User avatar #10 to #1 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #13 to #10 - cmkpower (01/11/2016) [-]
It looks like a very outdated cellphone that probably can't connect to wifi.
User avatar #28 to #13 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
outdated? ***** that was made back in 1000 BC
User avatar #18 to #13 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
ty
User avatar #32 to #10 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/11/2016) [-]
cell phones from the late paleolithic tend not to be able to connect to wifi
User avatar #33 to #32 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
paleolithic? nah. more like GAYleolithic
#2 to #1 - critizer (01/10/2016) [-]
Hahah i get it, cuz she's married. ******* bitch
User avatar #8 to #2 - pappanoodles (01/11/2016) [-]
you made me laugh more than the content
#7 - mrjweezy (01/10/2016) [-]
my mom thinks i can do anything with any bit of technology.
but when my computer got a virus it was because of facebook.
she uses facebook on her computer
she got a virus
i told her it was because of facebook
told me i had no idea how computers work.
sees her using internet explorer.
mfw she refuses to use anything else.
#15 to #7 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
She got a virus directly because of facebook?
A. Install an adblocker for her
b. sounds highly unlikely, unless it was a third party ad or something (See A)
c. IE is less secure, but against actual penetration-testing style attacks, not in terms of clicking an ad, downloading something, opening it, and allowing it to run.
User avatar #19 to #15 - mrjweezy (01/11/2016) [-]
no she was browsing for strap ons
she didnt know about search history.
now she does.
this was years ago
#21 to #19 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
I hope that's never us.
#25 to #21 - mrjweezy (01/11/2016) [-]
"dad why is there hundreds of files of porn on your computer"
"why does this women have a dick?"
"why is this one look underage?"
"why are the characters of my cartoons naked?"
things funnyjunk parents may go through.
#30 to #25 - sherlockbatman (01/11/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
>funnyjunk
>procreating
I see through your disguise, Fed
#26 to #25 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
just realized 99% of our funnyjunk's population is dead
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrjweezy (01/11/2016) [-]
define dead?
#31 to #27 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
0 population in the next generation. Should've elaborated.
#20 to #19 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
Parents, man.
User avatar #4 - zanekin (01/10/2016) [-]
My girlfriend's dad called her completely livid about her data usage while at college. He told her to make sure she stayed connected to the house wifi. We go to college 6 1/2 hours away.
#9 to #4 - trollofhalo (01/11/2016) [-]
So 3 hours away?
#11 to #9 - jinxleven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Dude was using a mixed fraction. There are no parentheses or asterisk to denote multiplication.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nephtus (01/11/2016) [-]
Dude was using a joke. There are no signs or punctuation to denote a joke.
#3 - homestuckxplain (01/10/2016) [-]
It looks like your only option is to ******* kill yourself.
User avatar #29 to #3 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
yeah rather than teach her about how wifi works, killing yourself is a better choice
#34 to #3 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Meet you there.
User avatar #6 - cheeseboyofdoom (01/10/2016) [-]
Mother got super pissed at me because I left the door to the toaster oven open.
#14 to #6 - lmrml (01/11/2016) [-]
>Toaster Oven
>Oven
****** you what
#16 to #14 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
Toaster oven definition: a usually small electrical appliance that can function as an oven or a toaster.
******* magical.
#17 to #16 - lmrml (01/11/2016) [-]
I think I've only ever used one of them once in my life. I'd still rather use a toaster for my poptarts
User avatar #24 to #17 - newmapsofhell (01/11/2016) [-]
Toaster ovens are generally really good when you want to reheat stuff like pizza or burritos or even garlic bread, etc.. Stuff that gets soggy and gross when reheated in a microwave, but is too small or insignificant to give a **** enough to use a full oven on.
#22 to #17 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
They're good for making a few pizza rolls or a bagel or whatever when you don't want to wait for the oven, or when you don't want to waste the gas/ electricity.
#23 to #22 - lmrml (01/11/2016) [-]
too bad I hate pizza rolls and bagels are meh to me
#5 - gasolineman (01/10/2016) [-]
Homestuck? On MY funnyjunk? Not ******* likely.

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