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User avatar #2 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
man i wish i was artistic
User avatar #22 to #2 - machiavellianhumor (01/12/2016) [-]
draw dragonball z pictures. the animation is pretty easy and you can practice with shapes and angles and stuff
User avatar #46 to #2 - langweilig (21 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone read comments? Like 12 people told me I'm an autists. First time it was funny now it's just stupid
#55 to #46 - amuzen ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
no one reads those comments because they're stupid so they just post them.
#26 to #2 - fluffagus (01/12/2016) [-]
Practice bro
#29 to #2 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** don't worry being autistic is almost the same
#35 to #29 - zmranger (01/12/2016) [-]
**zmranger used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**zmranger rolls Scolipede**
This is art.
User avatar #38 to #35 - bdayskeleton (01/12/2016) [-]
I have no idea idea what a Scolipede is, so I am just going to assume it's a centipede with scoliosis.
User avatar #39 to #38 - zmranger (01/12/2016) [-]
**zmranger used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**zmranger rolls 59**
Just google it, pussy.
User avatar #40 to #39 - bdayskeleton (01/12/2016) [-]
Well judging from the curve of that things spine, I was correct.
User avatar #36 to #2 - SirMartin (01/12/2016) [-]
atleast you are autistic like all of us
User avatar #12 to #2 - narluga (01/12/2016) [-]
Well you're on FJ so your an Autist, which sounds like artist.
#9 to #2 - parman ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
You need to take more vaccines. They will made you artistic.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hrdla (01/11/2016) [-]
well at least you are autistic, that is close
#5 to #4 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** good one
User avatar #6 to #4 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
sidenote my gamertag is zoiby. after the legendary dr zoidberg
User avatar #7 to #6 - hrdla (01/11/2016) [-]
IF it can be anything, why not Zoidberg

Also I don't have a xbox
User avatar #8 to #7 - langweilig (01/11/2016) [-]
haha its ok just pointing out the shared love of the zoiby haha
#32 to #6 - symmiie ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #10 to #2 - tenaciouslee (01/12/2016) [-]
You are.

You just spelled it wrong.
User avatar #16 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
So I guess that was a blood orange.
#3 - slayerdog ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm confused at why he's dual wielding. That's like, the worst.
User avatar #13 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (01/12/2016) [-]
It's not if you know how to do it properly. My question is why it's not a shield/sword.
#14 to #13 - slayerdog ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a sword and shield will beat a dude with two swords.

Also, considering this hdgif/webm/whatever is of a Spartan, fairly certain it would be a spear and shield.
#25 to #14 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
*Almost any
I doubt a paraplegic would stand much of a chance.. against 2 swords..
User avatar #49 to #25 - slayerdog ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
A paraplegic with a gun, or bow, or spear could.
User avatar #23 to #14 - trollzman ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
hey, that's my profile picture
User avatar #15 to #14 - sptnfouroneseven (01/12/2016) [-]
Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have.

And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no ***** ) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness.
User avatar #17 to #15 - slayerdog ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were ******* boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sptnfouroneseven (01/12/2016) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel **** and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
User avatar #19 to #18 - slayerdog ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said " **** these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for **** . There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
User avatar #27 to #19 - HeartOfTheDL (01/12/2016) [-]
Chinese used the dao swords, as portrayed by zuko in the avatar. I do not know if it was implemented in wars. Personally, it's fun duel wielding. But in an actual fight, sword and shield would be most effective.
User avatar #50 to #27 - slayerdog ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
The swords Zuko used look ******* aweful to use. They have like, almost no curvature in the handle, which means they would feel uncomfortable as **** to hold, and if you glanced a blow off something, that shot would flip on your hand all sideways. Just my take on those slippery bastards.
#51 to #50 - slayerdog ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
That **** *
******* phone.
User avatar #57 to #51 - HeartOfTheDL (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah Avatar is not the 100% accurate representation of weaponry but it was the first and probably the best example that most people would get. More accurate in a sense what the weapons would look like would be the Chinese movies. The over the top actions is exactly how china fought with spirit magic voodoo. Trust me I was there. 100% accurate portrayal.
#58 to #57 - slayerdog ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
I believe you bruh.
#45 to #3 - mutzaki ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Taking something like this seriously enough to judge its accuracy.

Let me guess, you were also confused as to why Spider-Man was able to climb walls.
#48 to #45 - slayerdog ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
You strike me as someone who doesn't own weapons.

Also, Spider-Man rubs his hands on movie theatre floors to absorb their stickyness. Everyone knows that.
User avatar #52 to #48 - mutzaki ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You strike me as someone who thinks owning weapons means it's normal to overanalyze artistic fiction. Also, trying to brag online about owning weapons is pretty cringey.
#53 to #52 - slayerdog ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I own like, a knife and a sword for Renaissance fairs. I prefer for things to be historically accurate, is all it comes down to. If you take offense to that, then I recommend getting some cream for your anus.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mutzaki ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Make sure you never play a fantasy game or watch a fantasy movie. You might want to stay away from those media altogether, actually. I'm sorry if this triggers you or something, but did you know that there's a book/movie in which they bring dinosaurs back to life and create a park around it?

I'm sorry you lead such an overly critical, cringy life.
#56 to #54 - slayerdog ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
You seem to be more butt hurt than I thought.
#41 to #3 - blowbags ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
"Say that to my face faggot"
#42 to #41 - slayerdog ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #20 - norkasthethird (01/12/2016) [-]
what sort of soldier wields two swords?
User avatar #24 to #20 - cykocd (01/12/2016) [-]
shields are for pussies shields aint actually for pussies
#33 to #20 - symmiie ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - norkasthethird (01/12/2016) [-]
brianna's a knight, not a soldier
and she's wielding one sword
User avatar #44 to #34 - toensix (21 hours ago) [-]
Depending on the time, a knight is a soldier but a soldier is not necesarilly a knight.

Eventually knights weren't really considered soldiers anymore but at that time a knight was more of a ceremonial titel then someone who fought on horse.
User avatar #28 - mrwalkerfour (01/12/2016) [-]
gee bill why does flavius let you have TWO swords?
User avatar #31 to #28 - ashampoo (01/12/2016) [-]
cuz shields are for pussies. check #30
User avatar #43 to #28 - toensix (21 hours ago) [-]
>Spartan
>Latin name

User avatar #47 to #43 - mrwalkerfour (21 hours ago) [-]
>judging the accuracy of a joke
#11 - bakinboy (01/12/2016) [-]
hot damn
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** Don't you hate when your drawing accidentally **** up your food
User avatar #37 - jetpistol (01/12/2016) [-]
Ten out of ******* ten
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