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User avatar #2 - langweilig (10 hours ago) [-]
man i wish i was artistic
User avatar #12 to #2 - narluga (1 hour ago) [-]
Well you're on FJ so your an Autist, which sounds like artist.
User avatar #10 to #2 - tenaciouslee (3 hours ago) [-]
You are.

You just spelled it wrong.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hrdla (9 hours ago) [-]
well at least you are autistic, that is close
#5 to #4 - langweilig (9 hours ago) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** good one
User avatar #6 to #4 - langweilig (9 hours ago) [-]
sidenote my gamertag is zoiby. after the legendary dr zoidberg
User avatar #7 to #6 - hrdla (9 hours ago) [-]
IF it can be anything, why not Zoidberg

Also I don't have a xbox
User avatar #8 to #7 - langweilig (9 hours ago) [-]
haha its ok just pointing out the shared love of the zoiby haha
#9 to #2 - parman (5 hours ago) [-]
You need to take more vaccines. They will made you artistic.
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** Don't you hate when your drawing accidentally **** up your food
#11 - bakinboy (2 hours ago) [-]
hot damn
#3 - slayerdog ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm confused at why he's dual wielding. That's like, the worst.
User avatar #13 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (1 hour ago) [-]
It's not if you know how to do it properly. My question is why it's not a shield/sword.
#14 to #13 - slayerdog ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a sword and shield will beat a dude with two swords.

Also, considering this hdgif/webm/whatever is of a Spartan, fairly certain it would be a spear and shield.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sptnfouroneseven (58 minutes ago) [-]
Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have.

And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no ***** ) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness.
User avatar #17 to #15 - slayerdog ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were ******* boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sptnfouroneseven (39 minutes ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel **** and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
User avatar #19 to #18 - slayerdog ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said " **** these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for **** . There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
User avatar #16 - kerfufflemachtwo (45 minutes ago) [-]
So I guess that was a blood orange.

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