Do you want to feel the senstion of stroking a huge, olds man's, flacid cock without looking gay, right in the comfort of your own home?
Get a Sphynx cat!
Order now, and your cat will come with an extra free 20 square centimeters of excess skin! Shipping charges not included, an extra fee may apply for international shipping. Purchasing this product grants no guarantee that the cat will love you. We are not responsible for scratches, maulings or ridiculing comments by your co-workers on why you have such a hideous animal. keep away from children or expensive furniture. Warning the cat will cease to function in the presence of catnip. Do not place plaques of ham or sheets of tinfoil on it's head as this will either overload the sensors or block off the governments communication signal. Warranty is void when the seal is broken.
People who have cat allergies but would like to have a cat, normally likes the Sphynx because they have a lesser effect on allergies. Also some people like bizarre and strange things.
This is some sad **** . You know they will freeze to death because they don't really understand that they don't have fur, and you have to keep them out of the sun because they'll get sunburnt for the same reason? ******* breeders man. It's the same thing with munchkin cats- they can't defend themselves with their tiny paws. Pic related, breeders are murderers and and consumers are helping them.
As a sphynx-owner; yes.
But they don't feel like an old mans ballsack, they feel like a warm, fuzzy peach.
They look weird as hell and act even weirder but their personality is the main great thing about them, imagine the loyalty of a dog combined with the sociopathic tendencies commonplace amongst cats. It's basically like being the best friend of a douchebag.