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#80 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2014) [-]
I'd rather have an apple than PC.

PC gets viruses all the time, strains your eyes after awhile, costs way too much.

Where apple is like $0.35 at most, good for your health, and keeps the doctor away.

No Doctor = safe butthole
#309 to #80 - festom ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I have had more worms in my apples than viruses on my pc

+ the life time of an apple is rather short after it leaves the store
#236 to #80 - mysweetestpoison ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i was about to get mad, but then i lol'd
User avatar #216 to #80 - vanhohenheim (06/19/2014) [-]
Only $0.35?! Where the hell do you get your apples. I must know
User avatar #164 to #80 - buttholee (06/19/2014) [-]
That's why I have an apple

check name
#143 to #80 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2014) [-]
Apple has no virus? oh hahah! what are you, 5 yrs old? get PC don't go the way of the iTard
#169 to #143 - gyssle (06/19/2014) [-]
It's sort of true, and viruses are pretty much non-existent for PCs, as well. What all computers do have is trojans, adware and all that malware crap that technically aren't in the definition of viruses. The blanket definition is "malware", but because so many call everything of the sort viruses, Apple can get away with it without actually lying completely.

As for the edible apples which this thread concerns, well, I really doubt the one you get in the store contains viruses.
#153 to #143 - buymemilk (06/19/2014) [-]
I have a sneaking suspicion you didn't read the whole thing
I have a sneaking suspicion you didn't read the whole thing
#140 to #80 - pokelova (06/19/2014) [-]
Relax, I be a doctor.
#96 to #80 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard. Take this
User avatar #131 to #96 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/19/2014) [-]
Anybody have the picture of alburt enstun or whatever saying he graduated for Devry University at age 7 along with a list of other things?
#292 to #238 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/19/2014) [-]
girguy delivers the sauce
#89 to #80 - shikakiru (06/19/2014) [-]
At first I was gonna get a bit upset 'til I read the third line, well done. Gave me a good laugh.
#86 to #83 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2014) [-]
If you cant figure that one out, I'm afraid you're the stupid one here
User avatar #94 to #86 - mathmanchris (06/19/2014) [-]
> Sarcasm
> Unpopular opinion puffin
Pick one.
User avatar #274 to #94 - reapermaster ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
>you are stupid
>you are stupid
pick one
#275 to #274 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2014) [-]
Wow, you're so wittiy. I bet your mom is so proud.
User avatar #277 to #275 - reapermaster ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
and you're a big pussy scared of red pixels, thumbing me down and then going anon
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