A neckbeard wear a trilby, not a fedora. eurmuhgurd.. I actually have a beautiful Fedora, made by a hatter in Boston, and I have never worn it (Except at my sister's wedding) for fear of being called a neckbeard.
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A neckbeard wear a trilby, not a fedora

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User avatar #41 - tenaciousjon ONLINE (12/12/2013) [+] (27 replies)
See, the thing is that you can't simply wear a trilby/fedora with any set of clothes. If you're in shorts and a dirty old t-shirt then obviously the hat is just going to make you look like an even bigger fag than you are.

You have to dress appropriately for the hat to contribute to the look. If you're some greasy dude with raggy hair and a weak patchy pre-pubescent beard, then obviously it's simply going to look like **** on you. Those hats are for a classier type of person.

If worn properly, they can be pretty nice looking. Unfortunately, they're largely frowned upon because of all the neckbeards that wear them proudly, thinking it makes them cool.
#51 to #44 - Quixo (12/13/2013) [-]
Exhibit B
User avatar #10 - anthonyd (12/12/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I actually have a beautiful Fedora, made by a hatter in Boston, and I have never worn it (Except at my sister's wedding) for fear of being called a neckbeard.
#26 - ragnarfag (12/12/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#58 - yorker (12/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK SINATRA!
#67 - jesusmcbatmanjones (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does it really matter? I'm pretty sure neckbeards will look beta no matter what kind of hat they wear
User avatar #13 - stonedtothebone (12/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
if youre not an old man and you wear any hat that old people wear youre automatically a gigantic greasy sperglord
#62 - asasqw ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Bowler master race
#81 - fuckitdude (12/13/2013) [-]
You want to piss off a fedora fag?  Walk up to one and say "I just love that cowboy hat."
You want to piss off a fedora fag? Walk up to one and say "I just love that cowboy hat."
#259 - laelaps (12/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Ushanka headwear master race reporting in
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#119 to #109 - hudge (12/13/2013) [-]
The fact that you're wearing one means nothing you do counts.
#147 - yuukoku (12/13/2013) [+] (32 replies)
The reason you see all these guys wearing fedoras is because they were either mobsters, policemen, or white-collar guys that needed to wear suits and nice coats. They often drove around and were very active. Being outside most of their day, they needed something that kept them warm and kept the rain or snow off (this sort of weather was frequent, as they were all living in the city). The fedora was meant to be worn outside with a nice suit or coat. It was never meant to be worn with a plaid shirt or your stupid ******* hoodie.

Thing is, they're genuinely nice. These people have ruined the fedora.
#205 - nortledrones (12/13/2013) [-]
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#102 - thelastelephant ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wear a baseball fedora.
#176 - nimithecat ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
You've got it all wrong, boys;
It's not about the neck-beard on the outside,
it's the neck-beard on the inside that counts.
#126 - waitingformydeath (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
why haven't berets caught on
#250 - deckbox ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#181 - sisterblister (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
bowler cap master race
#71 - omizzle (12/13/2013) [-]
That's exactly the kind of thing a neckbeard would say!
User avatar #3 - Nahyon ONLINE (12/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>putting a trilby on gentelman in black and white and putting fedoras on fat neckbeards
i don't see the difference
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