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#8 - foxdragon (08/13/2015) [-]
i will not live long in that world.
i will not live long in that world.
User avatar #9 - fargfive (08/13/2015) [-]
You can tell it's not DayZ because he didn't have to spend 30 seconds wrangling the godawful UI and even worse controls just get his gun pointed in the right direction.
DayZ was a neat idea, but trying to build a zombie game out of a Milsim engine was really, really dumb.
User avatar #16 to #9 - meganinja (08/13/2015) [-]
It's not DayZ
#20 to #16 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
you're slow aren't ya
User avatar #104 to #20 - meganinja (08/13/2015) [-]
I thought he was being sarcastic.
User avatar #115 to #9 - brutallyhonest (08/13/2015) [-]
You can tell it's H1Z1 because ez game, finding 4 clips and an assault rifle within the fist 5 minutes of playing.
#128 to #115 - theonewhoanswers (08/13/2015) [-]
>clip
>Assault rifle
#121 to #115 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
>clip
User avatar #74 to #9 - hiukuss (08/13/2015) [-]
Almost everyone replying to you is wrong
It's not using the Arma 2 or Arma 3 engine, it's using the Take On Helicopters engine.
But yes, using that engine was a very stupid idea.
User avatar #32 to #9 - iphraem (08/13/2015) [-]
except they are not using the arma engine, but creating a fully new engine on their own. thats why its developing so slow. the other dayZ copies are using premade engines.
#72 to #32 - morebuckets (08/13/2015) [-]
Not at all, it's a forked version of the arma engines
#48 to #32 - fcrocker (08/13/2015) [-]
No, they're just heavily modifying the Arma II engine. The reason development is so slow is because the Arma II engine is really not ideal for what they need. That's also why the zombie's melee combat is always going to be complete **** .

That game's is basically doomed to fail. That's what happens when you put Dean 'zero years game development experience' Rocket in charge of making a game.
User avatar #50 to #48 - iphraem (08/13/2015) [-]
I agree that the zombie melee combat needs some work, but saying that enfusion is just a modified arma 2 engine is just wrong. its more like a sister engine. they both got the same base but they are just as similar as the arma 3 engine is to operation flashpoint.
#52 to #50 - fcrocker (08/13/2015) [-]
It was still an incredibly stupid decision to use that engine as the base. For the game to be this far in development, and have earned so much funding, and still be a buggy piece of **** , is ******* disgraceful.
Dean Hall ran that ship into the ground then jumped in the only lifeboat and ****** off.
User avatar #13 to #9 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2015) [-]
Agreed. In the time they've been trying to complete the game a **** load of copies have already been made on other engines.
User avatar #14 to #13 - fargfive (08/13/2015) [-]
and several of them are better in most respects because they're not trying to work with an engine that simply isn't what they need.
User avatar #15 to #14 - keltainenlumi (08/13/2015) [-]
Yeah. Arma engine was never meant for fps styled game play. It was more for big computer battles.
User avatar #35 to #9 - juaneljalapeno (08/13/2015) [-]
yeah, but Dayz is fun to play with friends, the beginning phase just takes sooooo long
User avatar #49 to #9 - godofcorndog ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
True, it is not DayZ. H1Z1, its brother-in-law
#12 to #9 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Call me weird, but I'm getting the feeling that you don't like DayZ...
User avatar #60 to #12 - gitanisme (08/13/2015) [-]
Who the **** does except for russian teenagers? It's a ****** game.
User avatar #67 to #60 - jewbob (08/13/2015) [-]
I've always resented it because people don't play Arma 2, they buy it and just play the mod even though it's bugged as hell. The standalone and Arma 3 fixed the issue for the most part though.
#6 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
I wonder if she was hoping to get free stuff....
#29 to #6 - boomroastd ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
She got some ammo in her face
#5 - stadic (08/13/2015) [-]
Dunkey is god's gift to League








Not even close baby
User avatar #43 to #5 - memeproxd (08/13/2015) [-]
oh **** ***** epic lege of legens meme
User avatar #7 to #5 - avatice ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
I wish he would actually play nasus tho.
#18 to #7 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
maybe he plays champions with some mechanical skill required
#33 to #18 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
>Nasus laneing phase
>welcome to hell
#39 to #33 - waker (08/13/2015) [-]
I always thought that it wasn't so bad. Just don't push and you'll be fine....
#46 to #39 - majock (08/13/2015) [-]
A Nasus can't succeed if your opponent is half decent.
User avatar #56 to #46 - alphajesus (08/13/2015) [-]
Well hey, maybe he is in bronze or something. Low elo + Nasus = free win.
#58 to #56 - waker (08/13/2015) [-]
Well, Gold III reporting in, I think that is considered low elo. I don't play Nasus however but if you don't first pick him he's totally fine. The list of champions that can deny him is only so long, I'd say Riven, Darious, Teemo, Vladimir, Ryze and possibly few others can bully him out, but others than that will have hard time keeping up with his passive. With a right pick, yes, you can absolutely destroy Nasus, but should he get one good gank from his jungler, he might just get enough defensive stats to be able to life steal enough to keep easily farming.

I think that the real problem with Nasus is how easy he is to kite. Sure, you may have those 700 stacks, but what are you gonna do with em?
#94 to #58 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
thats surprisingly correct for a gold III (no offense), good job man, keep it up, i wish u good luck. With this game knowledge just spam soloq and ull go up imo.
#137 to #94 - waker (08/14/2015) [-]
Man, the thing is that I've always played just support. Recently Vladimir has been my way to play mid/top since I decided to spam him a bit, but I am still struggling to rise. Shoulda know how to play LB or something....
#138 to #137 - stepank ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
vladimir is not very easy to play since he gets kited around unless your team can engage properly, so i wouldnt reccomend him too much, but hes really strong in a lot of lane matchups, and even in all ins
User avatar #90 to #58 - simonbimon (08/13/2015) [-]
teemo cant do **** , i cant belive people dont know how to play against teemo. he is weak and everyone who plays him is weak
#92 to #56 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
yes exactly late champs are better in low elo, you just need to not lose laning phase too heavily and you can stomp enemies in the late game that are unaware youre the captain now.
User avatar #100 to #92 - alphajesus (08/13/2015) [-]
really you can lose lane phase
just when the teams group up, just stay top with tp
ezpz
stack
if there is a fight tp
ezpz
#102 to #100 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
tping to fights is something really overrated in low elo though, its ok to tp for drake or when your team is pushing and they have disengage, but you shouldnt rely on your tp too much, it casts for 4 seconds right? thats more than enough time for your team to get killed or for enemies to "secure the tp location" and force you to either cancel or come in and risk worthless death
User avatar #96 to #46 - josuke ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
#53 to #33 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
>10 lifesteal
>good last hitting under turret
>anti gank wither
it can be much much worse
#57 to #53 - heyyoutoo (08/13/2015) [-]
Last hitting under turret? How the **** ? Is your opponent a retard?
#61 to #57 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
if your opponent isnt ranged and you, in fact, arent a retard, you can afford to cs and lifesteal from melee minions, also unless you play at dia 1+ people will always make small micro management misplays and let u cs, so, yeah, last hitting under turret is pretty damn good with nasus, is a lot easier to do with a ranged champ like vlad but still pretty damn good.
#62 to #61 - heyyoutoo (08/13/2015) [-]
You won't get the minions under turret when you play against good opponent. At best you will have 60 stacks(that is +60 damage) at 15 minute mark.
#65 to #62 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
thats just plain retarded have you ever watched a nasus play? if the two laners are balanced in terms of skill nasus WILL get minions
#68 to #65 - heyyoutoo (08/13/2015) [-]
Correct me if i am wrong but nasus is easily punishable and has no escape and has low damage at early levels.
#70 to #68 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
yes exactly, thats why hes super vulnerable to ganks, especially when he doesnt have wither yet, OR he can get fuked by riven or vlad by getting killed over and over, but unless that happens, you are perfectly fine with nasus even if you die one or two times, and at 25th min you will probably be as strong as anyone else on the map, or stronger, depends on matchup, nasus can actually win quite a bit of 1v1's at lvl 6
User avatar #77 to #70 - assdoreponyfucker (08/13/2015) [-]
One time I had like 700 cs as Nasus 35 min in
#93 to #70 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
but if nasus gets focused down he is kinda useless, even if your q deals loads of damage.
#97 to #93 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
yes, you can burst down anything, the point of nasus is that he draws the enemy aggro, and has a LOT of damage considering hes a tank, and can also really weaken enemy adc with Wither. As with any tank youre supposed to draw aggro until your back line can get in and kill 'em.
#66 to #65 - heyyoutoo (08/13/2015) [-]
Unranked atm as i started playing different games.
#64 to #62 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
please tell me your elo before you speak anymore, i was dia 5 last season soloq EUNE (== basically plat 2 EUW) and dia 5 3v3, and plat 1 5v5 ranked
#63 to #57 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
if a nasus doesnt get ganked or frozen against he can surely go through laning phase with lets say only 15 - 25 percent cs deficit, and also, unless you kill nasus 5 times with a riven or smth, he WILL outscale you at like 25 mins
User avatar #79 to #63 - drpenguinz ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
********
get darius, he stands no ****** chance, whatever he does

nasus outscales people in late game, and then he still can get focused and taken down easily

look at ****** malph, he outscales all and his ult is op.
#91 to #79 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
yes there indeed is something called a counter pick, also, vayne and vlad or renekton punish him more heavily (maybe not rene). i was talking about his laning phase in general, which is kinda ok, not nearly as bad as people think. and yes nasus can get focused down, but the discussion wasnt even about that, and by the way thats what youre supposed to do, turn on ghost, ult, and run for their back line, hit them, and make them focus you, maybe kill them in the proccess if you have 800 stacks or more. basically any champ, even maokai goes 100-0 in a matter of seconds, thats why u sometimes see lcs teams focus a tank (if enemy team has only one tank), they want to burst him down and then let their tank to tank their back line and chase back line down.
User avatar #98 to #91 - drpenguinz ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
"he WILL outscale you at like 25 mins"
no
#101 to #98 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
if you dont punish him properly all the time, he will easily.
User avatar #103 to #101 - drpenguinz ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
that was 2013
every new ******** champ outscales him
riven
yasuo
renek
darius
wukong
i hate new champs...every new champ requires less skill and does more damage than ever...
#105 to #103 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
bro his laning hasnt changed that much honestly, i guess yasuo does fine against him, but i highly doubt he outscales him, and all those other champs no way outscale him... all of them need to heavily punish him, if they dont, when nasus gets to 3 items and ~600 stacks he will probably wreck them
User avatar #106 to #105 - drpenguinz ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
how does riven not outscale him
there is a reason (a very good reason (a very very very good reason )) why nasus is like never played top in high elo, cause he gets ****** top very easy. all new champs burst like hell without having to take a risk.
#109 to #106 - stepank ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
he doesnt get played in high elo (by which i mean proper high elo, master/challenger)
because, one simple reason, junglers know hes weak to ganks, and he gets ****** by ganks. If you arent a retard you can survive a hard lane unless these two things: you get ganked a lot of times, since you are even to add to all that pretty weak against dives since no mobility, and wither doesnt help you much except against stuff like yasuo maybe. Or, the enemy freezes against u, zones you properly from the xp, gets lvl advantage, snowballs this lead, and that fuks up your lane for some 15-20 minutes, but unless you give your opponent a kill its easily comebackable in mid game when your 1st turret goes down and you can, with the help of your jungle/mid, farm up, of course this all is bad for your teams mid game but if you have proper wave clear you should be able to stall the game. this was extremely easy before the baron buff adding aoe resist and hp to minions. now early game champs can in fact snowball more easily. But all this should not happen if your jungler or you ward top river + top brush (or pink tri if youre purple side). important to say if you make the enemy jungler come top all the time, and enemy mid laner as well, it opens up the map for other lanes heavily. nasus is still one of the best picks for carrying soloq, same as akali, who is basically the same example, except her early is a bit more solid, but she can still get easily shut down by ganks.
User avatar #36 to #18 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
>wukong
>Mechanical skill

Look at all those skillshots he never misses.
#85 to #36 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
ah yes spirit fire, the hardest of skillshots to land, at least with wukong you can juke by pretending you used your clone, and using the clone to block skillshots, so yeah he isn't mono finger like nasus, how to nasus:
last hit q
build tank
press every button regardless of order except ult
if dying, press ult
**** be like fiora pre rework
#132 to #85 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
Coming at me all uppity because your monkey hero is easy as **** .

Assuming I play the WORST ascended charecter in the game.

Come back to me when you main the best character in the game.
#134 to #132 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
well excuuuuse me princess, i'm talking about nasus' lack of skill required to play the champion, i just said wukong has more mechanical potential other than a point and click hero like nasus with his clone, and i didn't assume anything about you at all i just said nasus' kit is easy like fiora before her rework, i tried azir, he's cool but i'm just not into it. i like fizz better as my mid.
#95 to #85 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
e then q for more damage on nasus though scrub
#133 to #95 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
40 armor reduction is the least of your worries when you are losing 5% of your hp per second
#114 to #5 - ffinfinity (08/13/2015) [-]
mind explaining this pic to me please i dont play league
#118 to #114 - stadic (08/13/2015) [-]
Nasus has an ability that every time he kills a minion with it, he gain 3 stacks (things on the weights) they give his q slightly increased damage for each stack
This effect can stack to 1000, so of course Nasus is usually played by staying in Top Lane and farming minions for years
A Nasus with around 500 stacks and a few tanky items and maybe a Sheen/TrinityForce is a force to really just run from
Hence why Nasus is usually always farming for more stacks
#119 to #118 - ffinfinity (08/13/2015) [-]
i see thanks, so im guessing they can lose stacks aswel?
#122 to #119 - rexxxar (08/13/2015) [-]
no, he can't loose stacks. to balance it tho, most of his other spells makes his early game incredibly hard, and he is fairly easily countered and juked by any half-descent opponent, hence why he is never played competetively
#120 to #119 - stadic (08/13/2015) [-]
No, the damage from the stacks only really becomes dangerous in the late game after Nasus has farmed a ******* and gotten tanky
The Stacks on Nasus' cane are eternal until the next game
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User avatar #11 - superjavelin ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
but what about her OTHER pants?
#10 - sasha (08/13/2015) [-]
The youtuber name is dunkey www.youtube.com/channel/UCsvn_Po0SmunchJYOWpOxMg

For some even more context on why this is funny besides what it is. Dunkey is notoriously known for often seeing a girl talk and saying something like "Hey babyeee" But now he has a girlfriend known as xleahbee www.youtube.com/user/xLeahbee nice girl btw real happy for them.

Also in videos like his rust video youtu.be/RDPsKJ0E7NY?t=6m30s you will often find dunkey asking people for there pants, when they give them their pants, and they still have the pants that are already attached to them and cant be removed, he shoots them.
User avatar #21 to #10 - zomaru (08/13/2015) [-]
>Rust video
>Old rust
No one uses legacy any more, it's old news.
User avatar #44 to #21 - mranldestroyer (08/13/2015) [-]
the video is from 2014
#71 to #10 - oubliette (08/13/2015) [-]
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leah's voice is honey in my ears
User avatar #73 to #10 - camperdude (08/13/2015) [-]
rip englando
User avatar #19 to #10 - izaya (08/13/2015) [-]
I find dunkey kinda cringey.

That being said, I only know him from Sky's videos, so what do I know
User avatar #24 to #19 - Dakafal (08/13/2015) [-]
Finds lord dunkwad cringey, but watches Sky's videos. Sky is annoying as **** .
User avatar #25 to #24 - izaya (08/13/2015) [-]
Sky sure can be an annoying ******** sometimes, but he likes to get real with his audience and seems like a type of person who I'd be friend irl.

Biggest thing I hate about dunkey is that he yells really frequently and thinks it's funny. Who the **** does that above the age of 13?
User avatar #40 to #25 - gcaboose (08/13/2015) [-]
the one thing I don't like about sky is how much he acts like a black woman whenever there's a discussion
always "I let you talk now you let me talk" but interrupts people no matter what Grzzd is best, ya'll ****** crazy
User avatar #31 to #10 - putinlover (08/13/2015) [-]
dunkey and leah are so cute together
#47 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Dunkey's voice is like 90% of the reason why he's funny
#82 - mooseslayer (08/13/2015) [-]
Dinkie is love, Dinkie is lief
#135 to #82 - dinkie (08/13/2015) [-]
Damn straight I am
Damn straight I am
#23 - stealthnull (08/13/2015) [-]
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**stealthnull rolled image** Thanks for giving me a new favorite youtuber
User avatar #28 to #23 - alfrebecht (08/13/2015) [-]
Relevant image is relevant.
User avatar #4 - PenguinsOfMars (08/13/2015) [-]
H1Z1 full video, its pretty ******* funny
#87 - ohsopainful (08/13/2015) [-]
its funnier after you understand why hes killing her for not wearing pants, because i can just imagine he would have demanded the pants and killed her after she didnt give him her other pants
#27 - trickyusername (08/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #112 - theite (08/13/2015) [-]
The girl has that distinct autistic voice that sounds like the person has their tongue out while they are talking
#110 - manholefreddy (08/13/2015) [-]
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Any man who plays Day Z doesn't have standards to begin with.
User avatar #99 - sebthebrony (08/13/2015) [-]
No Pants in Elektro
#76 - mpghbombsaway ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
#69 - toastycrumpet ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
H1Z1 Sauce is videogamedunkey. Has a lot of League of Legends videos, as well as some other games. All around hilarious.
#78 to #69 - zombieloan (08/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #30 - naafi (08/13/2015) [-]
It kinda sounds like a soft voiced dude pretending to be a chick
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