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#8 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #19 to #8 - kageshi (01/09/2016) [-]
I know there's a joke in there somewhere, and I know it has something to do with immigration.
User avatar #33 to #19 - shadowrated (01/09/2016) [-]
"when charlie sheen inspires you"
User avatar #34 to #33 - shadowrated (01/09/2016) [-]
"killing yourself? go out with a gang-bang"
User avatar #21 to #19 - wraithguard (01/09/2016) [-]
Judging by the map, he was probably just homesick.
User avatar #53 to #19 - mikeypooh (01/09/2016) [-]
he jumped the border into mexico illegally
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#3 - improbable (01/08/2016) [-]
omg i was so funny
User avatar #6 to #3 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
We would all do that.
#9 to #6 - installation (01/09/2016) [-]
No, the rest of us would say
"Y-you t-too..."
User avatar #48 to #9 - YorkieCup (01/09/2016) [-]
Me too, thanks
#5 - johto (01/08/2016) [-]
Powerball Winnings = Hookers and Cocaine Here ya go
#35 to #5 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/09/2016) [-]
That's something you won't see in TV. Honest emotion. Honest thoughts.
User avatar #12 to #5 - cactusphalus (01/09/2016) [-]
I hope he wins
#57 to #12 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
Hookers and cocaine-2016 "Make America great again"
#7 to #5 - bigswingingrichard (01/09/2016) [-]
i love this man
User avatar #22 to #7 - wraithguard (01/09/2016) [-]
gaaaaaaayyyyyyy
User avatar #45 to #22 - smartythechicken (01/09/2016) [-]
nothing wrong with being gay, faggot
User avatar #58 to #45 - wraithguard (01/10/2016) [-]
faaaaagoooot
User avatar #13 to #5 - awsomeseal ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
>Isn't live TV grand?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #1 - bonerjam ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
thats the exact answer we're looking for most of us mr media.
#23 - beams (01/09/2016) [-]
The answer they were looking for.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sketchE (01/09/2016) [-]
buy cnn devote it to reporting the news and nothing more. no opinion peices. no guest experts just the news.
a man was shot today more at seven
7 oclock
the man that was shot was shot for being a dumbass more tomarrow

and then they tell us about all the other stuff happening
#25 to #24 - beams (01/09/2016) [-]
I like it. But thats basically the same thing as Trump Central. If I won the jackpot I'd also give Megyn Kelly a hefty sum of money to do schnizel styled Daily Reminders in a bikini
User avatar #27 to #25 - sketchE (01/09/2016) [-]
hell all the news will probably be reported so fast we can just have hot woman walk around on camera the rest of the day. not even doing anything just watch them walk around the set
User avatar #29 to #27 - beams (01/09/2016) [-]
**** the refugees! We need to fund this now! thats the title of one of our segments
User avatar #4 - thebenders (01/08/2016) [-]
funny thing is, is that he said he was just joking so they went to do it again and he just said the same thing.
it was pretty funny to actually watch and not know what the guy was going to say
#17 to #4 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Why lie about something so mundane and unimportant? Is your life really that pathetic? You should probably see a psychiatrist.
User avatar #10 to #4 - askafj (01/09/2016) [-]
>>#5

you lied
#43 to #10 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Straight up caught
User avatar #2 - wltwitch (01/08/2016) [-]
That would buy a lot of hookers and cocaine for just one man. I hope he shares.
#41 - thedepressedman ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
When Whities steal your gameplan
#50 to #41 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
No, they'd be the ones *selling* the hookers and cocaine to the Whities. Where else are we going to get that **** ? There isn't a Hookers section at Wallmart.
User avatar #54 to #50 - freemanareso (01/09/2016) [-]
That we know of anyway.
#55 to #54 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh trust me, I searched extensively. I even asked the people working there and tried to invite those I thought might be one. But maybe it's changed since then, I'm not allowed within 500ft of them any more after cutting a glory hole into the women's bathroom stalls.
User avatar #28 - captchakid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
The power ball is at $800m for the drawing on saturday. That's a lot.
User avatar #36 to #28 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
I work at a gas station... ****** super busy..
"hey, how's it going today?"
"i'll have 10 dollars on powerball"

yesterday i sold $120 dollars worth. if nobody wins today, its going upto 1 billion
#37 to #36 - ziji (01/09/2016) [-]
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**ziji rolled image** But ima win it
User avatar #38 to #37 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
Better chance of getting hit by lightning than winning powerball.
#42 to #38 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
But he has a time machine.. that makes winning the powerball pretty easy..
#39 to #38 - ziji (01/09/2016) [-]
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**ziji rolled image** well m8 ill have you know I had to go inside today bc of a lightning storm East of houston texas
User avatar #11 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
The **** do they expect? "Charity"? The guy's just saying what many are thinking.
User avatar #16 to #11 - nyxeos (01/09/2016) [-]
They were probably thinking a big house, fast cars, a boat, etc.
User avatar #31 to #16 - mondominiman (01/09/2016) [-]
And that's how people go broke quick. They think their money is limitless so soon enough bills pile up and **** starts getting repo'd
#46 - thisxshitxisxhard (01/09/2016) [-]
Too bad for all you ***** ima be winning this time
User avatar #52 - muffincannibal ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
A pet or two, hire a trainer to train me and the animals. And get all of the other usual things people buy when they have an excessive amount of money. Minus the drugs
User avatar #49 - dogwars (01/09/2016) [-]
>That's not the answer we were looking for
bitch what do you mean not what you were looking for you just asked someone at random what they would do and that's what some people would do you should know what you're getting into by asking what people would do with that much money like of course some people would buy drugs and hookers not everyone's gonna give you the ******* sob story you want to use to romanticize the situation **** off
#47 - ninjasinthedark (01/09/2016) [-]
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#40 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I just really really really hope this man wins. He will be forever immortalized in history like napoleon.. or rudolph.
User avatar #32 - foodyquest (01/09/2016) [-]
I entered the lottery pot at work. 73 chances to win bitches!
User avatar #30 - catkyte (01/09/2016) [-]
he saw his chance and he took it.
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
for some reason, i read this in an australian accent
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