A haiku about Mario Kart. . ruined: = suburbanites... Ill, Suya' CE ) mes. A haiku about Mario Kart Are you kidding me Wm the threw that blue shell l will you u
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A haiku about Mario Kart

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Submitted: 10/04/2013
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User avatar #3 - mehten (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I throw banana
Pity the fool who hits it
**** , I just hit it
#6 - include (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You can't use the blue shell on me or else I'm not your friend.


Uses the blue shell on you.
User avatar #2 - donsantos (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Getting hit by blue shell, last place when you pick up lightning cloud

How hilarious
You just set off my trap card
Your death approaches


inb4 this is from Borderlands.. which it is
#5 - asimplepotato (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Filthy casual. You avoid the blue shell.
Filthy casual. You avoid the blue shell.
#18 - cjwers (10/05/2013) [-]
half-related
half-related
#27 - charliechambers (10/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#32 - uploaderdeleted ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - falloutplayer (10/05/2013) [-]
************** Peach
She just threw a banana
Stupid Cunt Bitch-ass
User avatar #24 - roflnaut (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god Rainbow Road
I am not falling this time
Oh **** not again
User avatar #31 - QuakinDuck ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whats a "Haiku"?
#35 to #31 - dross (10/05/2013) [-]
If you're being serious, it's a Japanese poem. 5, then 7, then 5 syllables. Pretty neat structure.

Image unrelated.
#21 - weirddark ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #48 - fatspartan ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
QUESTION: What would occur if I launched a Blue Shell from the 1st place position? Would it lap around before seeking you out? Would it just appear right above you and slam you from there? Will it even target you at all?
User avatar #38 - calawesome (10/05/2013) [-]
'We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?'
User avatar #20 - tehbomb (10/05/2013) [-]
Shrooms, gotta go fast
**** goddammit I flew off
****** Rainbow Road
User avatar #1 - vboulay (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So much friendship destroyed
#11 - carcon (10/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In my opinion, the giant cannons that launch you across half the track are more devastating than Blue Shells. Place a Banana right at the edge and you're farther behind than a Blue Shell-Bullet Bill-Star-Rape combo. It's worse in Mario Kart 7, get hit and you instantly lose six coins. Jesus ******* Christ..

I think I screwed up that paragraph somewhere..
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