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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - Sworley
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can't argue with its lusciousness
can't argue with its lusciousness
#19 to #4 - MercurySenshi
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#16 - Mr Unsmiley
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>tfw no one ever ruffles my hair
User avatar #45 to #16 - shashashanasha
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but...but... the face has no hair
User avatar #60 to #16 - vikingesnumerouno
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baldness must be tough
get a wig
#105 to #16 - atma
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Go get a haircut at a Supercuts or something   
they always have cute girls who do it and their hands always feel so good as they massage your scalp   
mfw
Go get a haircut at a Supercuts or something
they always have cute girls who do it and their hands always feel so good as they massage your scalp
mfw
User avatar #146 to #16 - nigeltheoutlaw
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your missing out, because it is wonderful.
#170 to #16 - shadew
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#71 to #16 - datmine
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>tfw i dont even have hair
#160 to #71 - ribocoon
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Congratulations. You are now qualified to cook meth.
User avatar #28 to #16 - puffbrownies
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when people ruffle my hair i fall asleep
#42 to #28 - autoxx
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My girlfriends have always done it. I think it's because when they do it (even just a casual stroke) I can't really concentrate on what I was saying and just sort of stop everything.   
My current girlfriend does it a lot and says it relaxes her... **** YES!
My girlfriends have always done it. I think it's because when they do it (even just a casual stroke) I can't really concentrate on what I was saying and just sort of stop everything.
My current girlfriend does it a lot and says it relaxes her... **** YES!
#43 to #42 - atheistzilla
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LIES!   
   
noone on the best site ever has a gf
LIES!

noone on the best site ever has a gf
User avatar #150 to #43 - tacobeargun
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Lol, there's a rare few of us that are married.
#44 to #43 - autoxx
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I have decided to only date older women, the first one showed me what a relationship is supposed to be like. No drama, fewer insecurities, and they have no interest in having (more) kids. They are also usually less inhibited or selfish in the bedroom.

The maternal instinct is great too, head/back rubs happen all the time plus older women are usually more supportive of risky business ideas, projects, etc.
#84 to #44 - EjaculationMan
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>selfish in the bedroom

that's the first time i see a dude say women can be selfish in bedroom
#151 to #84 - autoxx
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Really?
I have found most are at least a little selfish.
I usually do most of the work, the one partner I have had that would take the initiative and hop on top was my first.
When you are doing everything you get tired sooner but when she gives you a break you both can have fun all day/night and not have trouble walking down the stairs afterward.
User avatar #153 to #151 - EjaculationMan
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well that's not exactly what selfish in bed means, well it is selfish to leave all the work on you but selfish in bed usually means that a person end the sex after having orgasm and not caring to finish his/her partner.
#154 to #153 - autoxx
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Oh... Yeah I actually had that experience with my current girlfriend.
She had never had an orgasm during intercourse, only when she was alone.
He ex husband is a manipulative dick to her and her kids, he messed her up quite effectively.
It took a lot of work on her confidence and self esteem to get to where we are now but she has multiples every night and she is taking the initiative more often with some encouragement.
User avatar #46 to #44 - atheistzilla
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how old are you and how old is your gf?
#48 to #46 - autoxx
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I was 25 when I met my first older girlfriend (she was 51). She showed me the joy I had been missing in relationships with younger girls.
She had a "tubal ligation"(?) So she couldn't get pregnant, no stress worrying about an accident.
She was eager in bed instead of acting like it was an inconvenience (despite consistent multiple orgasms).
She had no qualms about using lube (previous girlfriends took it as an insult that they needed it)
She soaked up all of the attention I gave her and BLOSSOMED with self confidence (her ex husband was a bit of a deadbeat douche)
She was willing and eager to spend all day on a marathon sex session (the lube made it possible)
She was fully self sufficient and didn't treat me like a taxi or an ATM... I did build her a beautiful house but she paid for it with her own hard-earned money.
We did things together CONSTANTLY like swimming, hiking, road trips, etc. instead of just wanting to sit around the house in sweatpants (I hate sweats, they make even great asses look like garbage)
She dressed up for me even when we were just staying in and BBQing a couple of steaks. That was a big one for me, I'm a fit guy, I don't dress expensive but I dress clean and tidy. It means a lot when someone wants to look good for YOU, not just when you are going out.


My current girlfriend is 45 and I'm now 31.
User avatar #49 to #48 - atheistzilla
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i'm not gonna lie to you... dating a women twice your age sounds really ****** up to me, but hey if it makes you happy i say ******* go with it
#50 to #49 - autoxx
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Even if it's just a one nighter, you have to try it bro.
You won't put up with the same childish ******** from girls ever again.

I have had younger girlfriends and I just don't tolerate the unhealthy behavior anymore. Makes for stronger relationships.
User avatar #54 to #50 - atheistzilla
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well next year i'm going to mallorca, spain for 5 months and i think the situation will occur... okey i'll try for you autoxx (only if the possibillity comes ofcourse)
#55 to #54 - autoxx
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I was about to have some fun with an older Mexican woman on a dive trip in Australia but got cockblocked 3 times in a row... One of my few regrets in life ;)

Make sure you're safe but I will also add that most of the time older women will fix a (contagious) problem instead of ignoring it, hoping it will go away.
I never wear protection anymore but of course a monogamous relationship is inherently safer.
User avatar #73 to #48 - missaddie
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I don't think it's necessarily age, maybe it's where you are or something but there are plenty of women who aren't that bitchy and whiny about everything you just have to try to find them instead of going to a bar or something (not saying you did that but the way you described them that sounds like where they'd like to spend time)
User avatar #74 to #73 - missaddie
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Like I've just never met anyone who acts like that to their significant other, sure there are bitches but I've never heard of them not soaking up attention and freaking out about lube or anything.
I don't know, maybe in places that aren't rural-ish like where I live people are more crude and awful.
#149 to #74 - autoxx
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Don't know, I've only met one girl at a bar. We went on a skiing/snowboarding trip through the mountains as a "first date" (her idea) and demonstrated some severe issues pertaining to even casual physical contact and any sort of personal conversation.
Her friends (we stayed with them in Fernie) warned me away from a relationship with her and I didn't see her again after that trip.
I didn't but that's where I learned "don't stick you're dick in crazy"...
User avatar #51 to #48 - atomschlumpf
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just curious, why didn't it work out?
#52 to #51 - autoxx
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Distance.
Basically my first mistake was building her house in the next town east of mine.
My second mistake was letting her move into it lol.

Really, that's all it is. In the 4 years of bliss I would drive over to her place at least once a day and she would drive to mine occasionally (my place is small and PACKED with projects/inventions so hers was more comfortable).
User avatar #53 to #52 - atomschlumpf
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Well. **** lol
At least you didn't pay for the house, so it's not THAT bad
#57 to #53 - autoxx
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Honestly, I have no regrets. The memories are all warm ones and I am glad for every one of them.
#131 to #42 - oceanfrank
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HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY WITH A PARTNER WHILE IM ALONE AND WITHOUT  A PARTNER
HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY WITH A PARTNER WHILE IM ALONE AND WITHOUT A PARTNER
#21 to #16 - Javapenguin
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#10 - bluwizard
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**bluwizard rolled image** when i get my hair ruffled
#29 to #10 - mrhotwings
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I don't think that's your hair getting "ruffled".
#30 to #10 - drroxxo
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when he gets his hare ruffled
#13 - busfullofllamas
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It is honestly one of the best feelings.
It is honestly one of the best feelings.
#78 to #13 - thesinful
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#102 to #13 - olioh
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i rub my cats head like that, the ****** loves it.
User avatar #103 to #102 - pulluspardus
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Is that a real creature? what is it?
User avatar #104 to #103 - olioh
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a baby of somekind of an octopuss, dunno wich one tho
#22 to #13 - zoidbergjesus
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true story
#125 to #13 - dross
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User avatar #1 - sinery
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I'm gay for that hair.
#12 to #1 - walcorn
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User avatar #27 to #1 - venegal
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You're gay regardless.
#2 to #1 - greeneyedgamer
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Everyone is.
Everyone is.
#36 - gmarrox
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I used to have really faggy long hair and got made fun of for it all the time, especially since I used conditioner in it.  But sometimes a girl would be like "whoa you have soft hair" and run her fingers through it, and the orgasmic feeling of another human being massaging my scalp made it allll worth it.
I used to have really faggy long hair and got made fun of for it all the time, especially since I used conditioner in it. But sometimes a girl would be like "whoa you have soft hair" and run her fingers through it, and the orgasmic feeling of another human being massaging my scalp made it allll worth it.
User avatar #172 to #36 - Shrobe
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where is that gif from?
User avatar #173 to #172 - gmarrox
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You Can Do Us!  -  NSP
User avatar #56 to #36 - somethingpants
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I don't understand why using conditioner in hair is bad. I had longish hair for a while, and even now that I have really short hair it feels uncomfortable and dry if I don't condition it. I thought it was something everyone did.
User avatar #61 to #56 - zomitlu
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I just use conditioner cause it's there, but I have had a couple of comments about my luscious soft hair
User avatar #133 to #56 - neokun
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I have short hair and I also use conditioner, it just feels so friggin smooth.
#58 to #56 - coveredwithsores
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I know the feel, I'm a metalhead and of course that means that I have long hair. So, in order to keep it clean I have to condition it because otherwise it's just gonna look like ****.
User avatar #59 to #58 - somethingpants
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I got the short hair recently and so I tried to just wash it, and I **** you not it felt legitimately like grass or wheat or some other dry-ass **** for about three weeks. Worst part was that people kept touching my head and I would just be there thinking, "I am being horribly judged for being a lawn."
User avatar #85 to #59 - chuckbob
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Only part I liked about having short hair was running my hand against it while wet and just watching the water spray off in a mist. I still prefer long hair though, much more comfortable.
User avatar #138 to #85 - aldothenazi
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I want to grow my hair long again but **** where to get that patience ? I also kinda want the kind of haircut Hannibal had in the new tv series.
User avatar #141 to #138 - chuckbob
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I used listening to music in class in 7th grade as my motivation. Made the patience/medium length annoyance factors go away.
User avatar #143 to #141 - aldothenazi
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I listen to music all the time and its not enough inspiration, even with seeing pics of Dez Fafara looking sexy ass hell in long hair just doesnt inspire enough, yeah for few days ill be "**** yeah" but it fades..
User avatar #145 to #59 - clockworkhearts
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'horribly judged for being a lawn' I laughed a lot at that
User avatar #37 to #36 - vortexrain
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When I was seven, I think I was seven, I went to a camp. I was standing in line for some Cotton Candy, when some girl, I think she was twelve or thirteen, just started randomly rubbing my head, saying to her friend, "Oh my god, his hair's so soft." I have never had that much game since.
#64 to #36 - arreatface
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I bet you kiss girls, faggot
#68 - flyingvivo
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#41 - frigidalt
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Someone running their fingers through your hair is probably the best thing ever
Someone running their fingers through your hair is probably the best thing ever
#69 to #41 - levitatingscrotum
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I like to ruffle hair of people I proved wrong. Like a dog. It just shows disrespect or looks incredibly stupid. . Nobody has ever run fingers through my hair.. except for yesterday and it was ******* the best thing.
User avatar #63 to #41 - vladhellsing
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Not my hair; what goes in there rarely comes out.
#62 to #41 - youlikeme
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if you dont know how to greet someone, stroke their hair
if you dont know how to greet someone, stroke their hair
#26 - tumblrpyrofox
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the doctor is so mr.
He can shove his sonic up my ass whenever he wants
also sam and dean from supernatural!!
and Benedick cucumberbatch
User avatar #33 to #26 - theonegiantring
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Not sure if trying to get to -400
Or a real tumblrfag....
#67 to #26 - aqwtg
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User avatar #132 to #26 - Mynd
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If you aren't trolling, I have to beg of you. Please.. go the **** away.

Us REAL Doctor Who/Sherlock fans don't like you, nor do we want you in and around our stuffs. So.. just.. shoo. Go away. No one likes you.
User avatar #31 to #26 - anonhorsefucker
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nice username
#32 to #31 - cormy
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I could say the same of you.
#34 to #32 - anonhorsefucker
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Why, thank you
#38 to #34 - popnotes
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User avatar #106 to #34 - zerpderp
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i've seen both of those pictures before i'm not ashamed of what i've done it's art and its pretty damn good
User avatar #111 to #106 - thehumor
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source on the RD one?
User avatar #112 to #111 - zerpderp
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have no idea saw it randomly
User avatar #115 to #112 - thehumor
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Wait i found it!

You need to login to view this link

****
User avatar #122 to #115 - zerpderp
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the power of reverse google searching
User avatar #123 to #122 - thehumor
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actually i dug around on e621 with what i knew from the pic

Anthro, RD, blush, smiling

and i found it
User avatar #124 to #123 - zerpderp
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oh you took the long way
User avatar #126 to #124 - thehumor
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yep
User avatar #113 to #112 - thehumor
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daaaaaamn
#72 to #34 - datmine
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#39 to #34 - anon id: 16cfeaa7
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I took a picture of when this had positive pinkies so that future generations will know the truth.
#40 to #39 - anon id: 16cfeaa7
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What the **** happened to the word " T H U M B S " ?
User avatar #47 to #40 - yisumad
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Stuff and things
User avatar #81 to #40 - cormy
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Filters.
Thum­bs
Ad­min
Nig­ger
and Funny­junk are all changed to other things now.
#70 to #32 - kingdaniel
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I'm not sure how i feel about that picture... not sure if cute or hot...
User avatar #82 to #70 - cormy
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Given the context of this one image, it should come off as cute however the comic that this whole thing is a part of is less than innocent: stepandy.deviantart.com/art/Flowers-464486789
#66 - grimmwaters
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He's so happy because someone's under the desk with him.