A bit of cringe for you guys. Yeah, the "kitty has claws" is cringy as too. And yes, I did take this off imgur, better me than pikachupetter. Christop cringe Fedora neckbeard gentleman game of thrones kitty
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A bit of cringe for you guys

A bit of cringe for you guys. Yeah, the "kitty has claws" is cringy as too. And yes, I did take this off imgur, better me than pikachupetter. Christop

Yeah, the "kitty has claws" is cringy as **** too.
And yes, I did take this off imgur, better me than pikachupetter

Christopher Ryan 2
Are you the kitty who works at hot topic?
Do I know you?
Christopher Ryan 2
I met you wednesday.
Trenchcoat, fedora, bought geoffry and legolas
Christopher Ryan:
Do u remember me?
Christopher Ryan 2
on right!. Sorry, Isee a lot of people through there. Idon' t
remember giving you my last name, were you a little sleuth
through the Hot Topic facebook page?
Christopher Ryan:
Yes... was that okay.
Christopher Ryan:
Christopher Ryan
You ever gonna message me back?
Christopher ' _ 1 .
so here is what I have been thinking. You haven' t blocked
me yet. And you haven' t deleted your account either. So
you aren' t too creeped out by me tracking you down.
Now Iwill say Twasn' t quite honest about how Ifound you.
Turns out we have a friend in common. or at least someone
I know also knows you. They gave me your last name after I
did try and get your attention on the Hot Topic facebook
Now not expecting much but here is what Ithink. You
are beautiful. Cute and Adorable. And a geek. (I prefer
geek to nerd) You are like a real life version of Felicia Day or
Chloe Dykstra. Not that they aren' t real, it' s just that In never
meet them.
If you were a fictional character you would be Ramona
Flowers. And Iwould be a fool not to at least try and see if
you are interested. not much but Iwould worship you.
Let me guess. Hardwell?
Christopher Ryan
Yes. BM I didn' t come in yesturday to bother you or see
you. I came for pops alone. It Just happened a friend was
coming to greenwood.
Christopher Ryan:
You won' t have a conversation with me? lam a nice guy
we have similar interests.
i' m watching game of thrones season 2 right now.
Yeah, I Just wanted to know who it was that was giving my
name out to strangers.
Listen, buddy. You don' t know me. You don' t know anything
about me, and from the obliviousness Ne witnessed here I
doubt you' d know your ass from a hole in the ground. trn not
your Felicia Day, I' m not your Ramona Flowers. rm not your
manic pixie dream girl. an actual, real live human being
and you' had a single five minute conversation with me.
You can take your little derbygirl fantasies you' so
thoughtfully projected on me and shove them right back into
the box of tired, worn out Hollywood tropes you pulled them
out of.
And let me tell you another thing, now that we' established
that you' re talking to a stranger, that I may be less friendly
outside of my workplace, and that Kitty' s got claws. I don' t
need to hold your ******* hand and walk you through the
process of rejection. Most people, thinking logically, would
assume being ignored represented a lack of interest, but you
apparently can' t take a hint unless some poor girl has
deleted her entire Facebook account to get away from you.
You know why I hadn' t replied to you? Because I just moved,
and I don' t have internet in my house yet. But seeing the
Mod of **** you' sent my way, I' m glad. Because being
told by, I stress again, an /absolute stranger/ that they would
worship me is easily the creepiest thing to hit my new year
so far.
And one last thing to leave you with, bucko. If you have to
tell somebody you' re a nice guy, you' re doing something
wrong. or you' re not actually a nice guy, you' re a pushy
******* creep living in a fantasy world where girls fit
whatever cute little mold you decide they should.
You ever want to buy your collectibles in my store again, deal
with another associate or Md it within yourself to treat me
with the respect and distance you' d afford to a stranger
whose pants you DONT wanna get into. Creep.
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User avatar #5 - matamune (02/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
After I read the word fedora, I knew he was doomed
#33 - spaceking (02/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That 			*******		 essay of destruction was beautiful.
That ******* essay of destruction was beautiful.
#1 - itsthetie ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this almost hurt me physically to read all the way through
this almost hurt me physically to read all the way through
User avatar #29 - catpower (02/25/2014) [+] (32 replies)
I follow this girl on tumblr, there's more to the story.
Here's a more detailed explanation she posted:

There’s a definite difference between being socially awkward or anxious, and pushing someone over a week-long period. He was being creepy. I tried to explain what was upsetting rather than just saying ‘ **** you, go away’, but ultimately it’s not my job to teach him how to be a respectful human being.
See, originally, this guy had given me his phone number as I was handing him his purchase and leaving. He slipped it across the counter to me and said, ‘Let’s talk comics sometime,’ then turned and walked away. It’s not the first time somebody’s done that to me at work, and personally I’ve always thought it’s the respectful way to give someone your number, because it takes the pressure off of them. They have your number if they want it, and you’re not standing there asking them ‘will you go out with me’ and making them uncomfortable if they aren’t interested.

Had he left it at that, I wouldn’t have any problem with him at all, and I would have been happy to see him in my store again.

But he didn’t leave it at that. He tracked me down, he dug up information about me I had not made available to him, he made judgement calls about my character and assumptions about me, he pushed and pushed and pushed and was really really creepy towards me. I’m not comfortable with that, and I told him so.

I may have come off as rude to him, and maybe he won’t learn anything. Maybe he’ll just go back to 4-chan and write a post about what an ungrateful bitch I am. But honestly, that doesn’t really concern me. All I wanted was to make it clear to him that his advances were unwelcome and why, and I feel like I did that.
#69 - robdabob ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#60 - bananamilkshake (02/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
when seeing the mere length of her last message
when seeing the mere length of her last message
#22 - jaked (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I knew as soon as I saw "Trenchcoat, fedora" that this was going to be good.
#81 - pappathethird (02/25/2014) [-]
hf afterwards
#16 - nazo (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Im a nice guy"   
I cant believe this pal
"Im a nice guy"

I cant believe this pal
User avatar #18 - luidias (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like her response at the end, however harsh, was probably the best thing she could have done for him. Maybe being slapped in the face by reality knocked some sense into the guy.
#4 - meatygoodness ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My god the 			*******		 decimation at the end
My god the ******* decimation at the end
User avatar #46 - The Captain (02/25/2014) [-]
So just to clarifiy thats a no then?
#73 - mightypoggers (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
loled so hard at "Trenchcoat, fedora"
loled so hard at "Trenchcoat, fedora"
#31 - iLime (02/25/2014) [-]
Had me at "trenchcoat, fedora..."
#68 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Her last comment.
#11 - bludead (02/25/2014) [-]
That roast at the end
That roast at the end
#107 - spakpak (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>hot topic

surely this can't be real
#2 - brewswillis (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
there was an attempt.   
 but the virginity is too strong in this one.
there was an attempt.
but the virginity is too strong in this one.
User avatar #237 - letting (02/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
He definitely deserved it, you don't tell somebody that you will worship them, or compare them to unreal characters, or ******* message them a hundred times like that.

The problem here is that these fedora wearing neckbeards aren't socially awkward, or even shy, they're ******* bold as hell trying to hide behind a veil that they've created for themselves of being such a nice guy, how he knows how to treat women right, how he would "worship them".

There's almost a cultural thing going on here, know one fedora-wearing trenchcoat neckbeard anime douchebag, and you know them all. It's amazing, it's actually interesting how these people have created their own little world, and yet they still can't take a ******* hint.

I'm so shy I don't even add girls or ask for their number, just that would probably trigger the creepy vibe which I try so desperately to not give off. But ya know what, at least I've accpted it, I'm a ******* ugly-ass weirdo, but at least I know what I am and why women don't like me, and I can respect that, if I were a female I would look for something better anyway.

All of this really makes me wonder, the **** is with the sense of entitlement these people have? What makes you so special? Because you're nice? True, girls do tend to date confident douchebags, but being "nice" is common curtesy and human nature, it doesn't make you a ******* god, it's expected.

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#74 - grimsho (02/25/2014) [-]
Friendzoned again.
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