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#9 - comehonorfacetwice
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Followers faces when
#22 to #9 - anon id: a917f524
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******* lost it. Thanks a lot, i'm in class n got weird looks.
#28 to #9 - godofcorndog
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#30 to #9 - Kairyuka
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User avatar #18 - anonemous
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so it was pastorized milk.......
#23 to #18 - anon id: a917f524
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#34 to #18 - prohibullion
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#15 - twofreegerbils
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Stuff like this always makes me wonder two things:

1. Are some people this blindly religious? inb4 fedora

2. Did the pastor just say to himself, "I think I'll tell them my cum is holy milk today, and see if they believe it."?
#17 to #15 - senorfrog
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Yes and Sort of yes it was his plan from the beginning . Religion is a strong thing, if your words effect someone enough to where they have a good day or happen right when something good happens, they will follow and some would do anything for more.

Pretty much religion is like a drug and some people are too addicted to care about how they get it.
#26 to #17 - anon id: eebd0245
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Religion is like a drug. This actually kinda makes sense and would explain weird cult ****.
User avatar #16 - vladhellsing
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Previously, he had the congregation believe his arse contained holy ****.
#24 - qballextraction
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User avatar #29 to #24 - kandazz
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I remember watching that cartoon when I was younger and thinking, 'Oh neat, can I have a suit made of frosting? That'd be sweet.' I wasn't aware of puns back then.

Now though. Now though. . .
#14 - skiskate
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Brazil mentioned.

Swell with hue.

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#31 - mithrin
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#37 to #31 - lecorbi
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dude
#33 - Minnesota
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#36 to #33 - riayl
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#27 - bocatadesesos
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#10 - anon id: 72b313c9
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Unless the court can actually prove that his penis doesn't contain holy milk, then they've got NOTHING on him.
User avatar #12 to #10 - gurubear
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What is the definition of holy milk? i mean he could just say that his jizz is actually holy milk according to his brand of religion
User avatar #11 to #10 - demandsgayversion
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If they find him guilty without testing his semen, that could be grounds for a mistrial.