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A Poetic Soul

l Asa Akira 9 "
Nature' s birth control
Millions of dead babies
Swimming in my butt
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1/ 2013 20: 45
935 RETWEETS 1, 291 FAVORITES
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Millions of dead babies
Swimming in my butt
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#8 - hudis (04/01/2014) [-]
Asa Akira is best twitter
#71 to #8 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
Gee, I wonder what her profession is? Surely it must be physics? No?

inb4 she's paid to post this ****
#111 to #71 - astayal (04/01/2014) [-]
Well known porn star. Cmon man
User avatar #186 to #8 - guymandude (04/02/2014) [-]
the second one is fantastic.
#224 to #8 - iatedub (04/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #8 - superafromanxd (04/02/2014) [-]
she knows the secrets to bailey jay
#198 to #8 - yuukoku (04/02/2014) [-]
>"If I had a penis I'd just get breast implants and watch the money roll in."

It's frightening how right she is.
#28 to #8 - timmity ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
that last one
#40 to #28 - rainyeyes (04/01/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

Who hasn't?!

WHO HASN'T?!!?!
#177 to #28 - electricityexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
frankusan.
#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/01/2014) [-]
My birth control is my horrendously bad looks and retarded social skills.
User avatar #128 to #4 - mathexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
At least it is 100% effective.
#86 to #4 - narwhalguydude (04/01/2014) [-]
Nah son you gotta keep the 5-7-5 syllables going.
Swimming in Kleenex
User avatar #96 to #86 - theannoyingFJguy (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the rhythm when you read it?
#179 to #96 - skorchy (04/02/2014) [-]
First line, pause, second line, pause, third line.
#3 - roosterking (04/01/2014) [-]
Anal ?
#163 to #3 - ImTheDude (04/02/2014) [-]
**ImTheDude rolled image** anal
#194 to #3 - clannadqs (04/02/2014) [-]
**clannadqs rolled image** anal...
User avatar #196 to #194 - polkmn (04/02/2014) [-]
Looks like they both want it.
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#5 to #3 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
Anal.
#10 to #5 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
Anal!
#125 to #10 - John Cena (04/01/2014) [-]
Anal~
User avatar #33 to #10 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Anal...
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#121 to #110 - sengenjin (04/01/2014) [-]
She seems fun.
#113 to #110 - delio ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
thats...thats kinda sad if you think about it...such is life though. Of course it could be worse. She could be a syrian child who was sold to a saudi to be his wife for two weeks while he rapes her, scars her for life then proceeds to divorce her. Still sad though.
User avatar #134 to #113 - hydromatic (04/01/2014) [-]
Boy, you seem like a glass half-full kinda guy, huh?
User avatar #158 to #110 - lulzdealer (04/02/2014) [-]
The easiest way to hid pain is through humor.
User avatar #210 to #158 - alecbaldwinning (04/02/2014) [-]
Conversely: The easiest way to express happiness is through humor.
#32 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Wish i could get a girlfriend this classy
User avatar #48 to #32 - dinonator (04/01/2014) [-]
you know right? who she is
User avatar #51 to #48 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I was being sarcastic, Yea she's quite the little porn star isn't she?
User avatar #52 to #51 - dinonator (04/01/2014) [-]
i cant ******* click it
User avatar #53 to #52 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #231 to #53 - dinonator (04/07/2014) [-]
now i can
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User avatar #205 to #1 - dsendz (04/02/2014) [-]
and another one bites the dust
#206 to #1 - axtech (04/02/2014) [-]
What show is this meme from?
User avatar #156 to #1 - hektoroftroy (04/02/2014) [-]
aww this one's dead too
User avatar #148 to #1 - garymotherfingoak (04/02/2014) [-]
rip in peace
#161 to #1 - ugoboom ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
nevar forgit rahtoga   
rip in peace
nevar forgit rahtoga
rip in peace
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#82 to #1 - junahi (04/01/2014) [-]
Itsalreadypepsi.jpg
#208 - phenact (04/02/2014) [-]
**phenact rolled image** I bet anal sex is how she hones her chi
#211 to #208 - xwhitewingx (04/02/2014) [-]
the chi is strong in this roll.
#137 - uploaderdeleted (04/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #87 - mooproxy (04/01/2014) [-]
My aunt always said
"Slow and steady wins the race"
She died in a fire

#138 - dinocaster (04/02/2014) [-]
Wait Asa Akira said that? This is hilarious.
#171 to #138 - akhar (04/02/2014) [-]
First I saw this picture and I was like "Oh, hey that kinda looks like-"

And then I read the text. You just made my day.
#195 - wardenspectre (04/02/2014) [-]
JESUS CHRIST THE JOKE'S ABOUT ANAL SEX NOT HOW MANY SYLLABLES ARE IN THE SECOND LINE
JESUS CHRIST THE JOKE'S ABOUT ANAL SEX NOT HOW MANY SYLLABLES ARE IN THE SECOND LINE
#201 to #195 - playerdous (04/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry its only the first page the other two are butt jokes.
Don't worry its only the first page the other two are butt jokes.
User avatar #222 to #201 - damitfel (04/02/2014) [-]
But pointing out her illiteracy and getting into an argument with our fellow funnyjunkies is much more entertaining than the joke itself!
#167 - frky (04/02/2014) [-]
#136 - auryn (04/02/2014) [-]
Classy...
User avatar #56 - gayboard (04/01/2014) [-]
Asa Akira is my hero.
#79 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
...I like anal sometimes
...I like anal sometimes
#129 to #79 - defender (04/01/2014) [-]
i need a video for research
i need a video for research
#150 to #79 - John Cena (04/02/2014) [-]
Tits or GTFO.
#162 to #79 - ImTheDude (04/02/2014) [-]
**ImTheDude rolled image**
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User avatar #119 to #117 - evebishop (04/01/2014) [-]
Well if you want me too....I'll post a video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_hqexKkw8
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#123 to #122 - docvolto (04/01/2014) [-]
dude
stop
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#142 to #79 - hydromatic (04/02/2014) [-]
INB4 people being creep-Oh..
INB4 people being creep-Oh..
#147 to #79 - tarnis (04/02/2014) [-]
Mfw I came in a girls butthole for the first time. Made me want a shower
#67 - settantaventi (04/01/2014) [-]
**settantaventi rolled image** anal
#141 - mckinkymcormic (04/02/2014) [-]
dead baby burial site
dead baby burial site
#155 to #141 - WhitePimp (04/02/2014) [-]
best graveyard
best graveyard
#151 - Indubidubly (04/02/2014) [-]
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#146 - gtocforyou (04/02/2014) [-]
****
User avatar #175 to #146 - tiredofthis (04/02/2014) [-]
Well since you asked so nicely....
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