A Honorable Sport. Good sir! Doth thou wish to engage in a bout of Phallic Fisticuffs!?. 1. Dick Fighting To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so
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A Honorable Sport

Good sir! Doth thou wish to engage in a bout of Phallic Fisticuffs!?

1. Dick Fighting
To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When
doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian
Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a Fencing
match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use Ma
penis whipped about like one end of
Dick Fighting with an unwilling combatting is
generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Ex l) Set in a public restroom
Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of
Dick Fighting! Elli GARDE!
Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!
Ex R) Set in Wang 's bedroom
Wang: Pm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?
Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps
Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom
bruise.
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Submitted: 01/25/2014
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User avatar #1 - rollmeanddie ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
I have mastered the 'Chocolate Starfish Surprise' style, ambushing my opponent from the rear.
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