A Guide to Life Part 2. Part two of the 'A Guide to Life' series, enjoy! Find part one here www.funnyjunk.com/A+Guide+to+Life/funny-pictures/4853025. Things The a Guide to Life Part two
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A Guide to Life Part 2

A Guide to Life Part 2. Part two of the 'A Guide to Life' series, enjoy! Find part one here www.funnyjunk.com/A+Guide+to+Life/funny-pictures/4853025. Things The

Part two of the 'A Guide to Life' series, enjoy!

Find part one here www.funnyjunk.com/A+Guide+to+Life/funny-pictures/4853025

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Things They Don' t Tell You
But Should)
A Guide to Life
Early to bed and early to rise makes you
a member shim working class.
Wealthy people get to sleep in.
Tall people only date other tall people, so ifyou
tum out to be short then don' t bother looking up
Just because yours is smaller doesn' t make you
less ofa rush. Unless we' re talking about your brain.
Everyone is full of wonderful advice that they won' t heathen:
to thrust upon you at the slightest chance. Everyone is full of
something else, too, so you might want to pass on the advice.
The majority of people are borderline sociopath: who' d
stop over your corpse to get a better parking space, and
yet they won' t hesitate to pass howling judgement on you
if you screw up in even the must minute. insignificant way.
Just one more reason to not screw up. Ever.
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Submitted: 10/22/2013
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User avatar #22 - Underground (10/23/2013) [-]
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Before I get any more angry notifications, the part about being tall or short is supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek metaphor for other things such as being born into money, or good looks etc. It isn't a personal attack on tall people, that would be way too specific and silly for life advice.

If you are offended by it, your anger is recognized and noted.
User avatar #1 - talfur (10/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm gonna be that guy and just say, me being 6' 4", I actually prefer shorter people.

I like the content though.
#17 - fuckthepopo (10/23/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I'm 6"9 and I like girls who are 5"2-5"7 as a general rule.

Does this only apply to tall girls? I know tall girls generally do date guys who are equally as tall or taller as evidenced by my high school and currently ongoing college years, but my sister is 6"2 and her fiancée is a midgety-man who is like 5"5. I get the fact girls want guys who are masculine and buff, but does height matter to a lot of you FunnyJunkers? Do you care about height via dating preference, like strictly? Or do you have to have a taller/shorter/equal height person to date them? Just curious.
User avatar #30 to #23 - adu (10/24/2013) [-]
6'5" and my only girlfriend was 5'2". A part of me wonders what it would be like to flirt with a girl that can stare me down at dead eye-level. Part of me thinks it would be hot, part of me thinks it would be scary. One thing I know for a fact is that really tall girls are more likely to swoon for guys taller than them, since it's less common and seems more masculine. If you're a good 9 inches taller than your boyfriend then it probably means he has some legitimate advantages in other romantic areas.
User avatar #2 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/22/2013) [-]
the only good one was the last one
User avatar #25 - doktorpaj (10/23/2013) [-]
Have you uploaded part 3? If so, will you put a link to it in the description or in a stickied comment?
#9 - crzylion (10/23/2013) [-]
mfw im 6ft5, like petite girls but they hardly ever bother looking all the way up unless i call attention to myself.

**** your tips
User avatar #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/23/2013) [-]
this is some ****** guide...
User avatar #26 - backupclover (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm 6 foot 3 and I'm into short girls...
User avatar #24 - Pikachuuu (10/23/2013) [-]
My father wakes up at 5:30 am and isn't home till around 6 pm. Not trying to sound like a douche, but he makes a lot of money. Not all wealthy people sleep in..
User avatar #12 - gurtol (10/23/2013) [-]
Useful advice
User avatar #11 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/23/2013) [-]
tall girls go for guys taller they never downgrade
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (10/23/2013) [-]
These are **** , especially the one about height.
At least you ended on a good one, that one's true.
User avatar #7 - agrofenlas (10/23/2013) [-]
The last sentiment on this list is amazing. And its got a point, people freak over the little things, but whats it matter in the long run?
#6 - secretmouse (10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - adu (10/23/2013) [-]
This whole thing is a crock of **** and it pisses me off that people think this.
I'm a 6'5" guy waiting for the opportunity to get to know a truly sweet girl, and I don't need ******** telling people to ignore the tall ones because we're somehow stuck-up elitists because of our ******* genetics. Jesus Christ.

Only helpful advice is from #4, which I found immediately applicable.
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