Things They Don' t Tell You
A Guide to Life
Early to bed and early to rise makes you
a member shim working class.
Wealthy people get to sleep in.
Tall people only date other tall people, so ifyou
tum out to be short then don' t bother looking up
Just because yours is smaller doesn' t make you
less ofa rush. Unless we' re talking about your brain.
Everyone is full of wonderful advice that they won' t heathen:
to thrust upon you at the slightest chance. Everyone is full of
something else, too, so you might want to pass on the advice.
The majority of people are borderline sociopath: who' d
stop over your corpse to get a better parking space, and
yet they won' t hesitate to pass howling judgement on you
if you screw up in even the must minute. insignificant way.
Just one more reason to not screw up. Ever.