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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - kingpinkie
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Don't women exist already though?
User avatar #47 to #1 - defeats
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Isn't it illegal to buy and sell women now though?
If what you're telling me is no, then I'll head down to my local pet shop right now.
#66 to #1 - girlcock
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Not a feminist
**** gets annoying after a few years though, loses its edginess
User avatar #85 to #66 - kingpinkie
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Damn right imma comedy genius
Look at dem thumbs
Lolggnore
#76 to #66 - anon id: ee312e3f
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User avatar #3 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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inb4*************
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingpinkie
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Oh noooooo
I would never want to cause something like that
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2014) [-]
shhhh don't lie everyone loves a good **** storm now and then
#14 to #5 - infraredanus
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Ain't that the truth. (surprised I didn't really need to seriously post this .gif...)
Ain't that the truth. (surprised I didn't really need to seriously post this .gif...)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2014) [-]
thumb for you. I like that fig.
#16 to #15 - infraredanus
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(04/25/2014) [-]
thumb for you, I like you <3
#17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#18 to #17 - infraredanus
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A fox loves me, mission accomplished folks.
#19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo
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foxes love veryone one
foxes love veryone one
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingpinkie
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But....this isn't tumblr
No femanist to get booty tickled
whatdo
User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2014) [-]
tickle someone else booty I guess??
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingpinkie
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But...das ghey doh
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2014) [-]
just gotta say no homo and your all good.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kingpinkie
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Mah *****
Let's tickle some booty den
Do we call them Samantha?
#11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2014) [-]
If you want. Hell call em what ever you want.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kingpinkie
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And so the quest for booty starts anew
May we meet again, my fellow booty ticklist
User avatar #13 to #12 - sparkyoneonetwo
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God Speed fellow booty ticklist
#20 to #6 - biscuitsunited
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(04/25/2014) [-]
You sure?
User avatar #21 to #20 - biscuitsunited
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I am joking, gonna make that clear
User avatar #22 to #21 - kingpinkie
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User avatar #25 to #1 - majestispaceduck
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What the **** did you ******* say about her, you masculinist pig? I'll have you know that I came top of my class in feminist literature, and have lead over 300 protests. these were against a range of social injustices from feminism, to white privilege and the objectification of women in media. And YOU, have the guts to tell ME that this bimbo skank-slave to the patriarchy is curvy? YOU LITTLE ******* ****! THAT IS NOT CURVY! A REAL WOMEN HAS MEAT ON HER!!! NOT LIKE THIS SEX OBJECT TRAITOR!!! You have no idea what the **** you just messed with, right this second I have a team of the best trans-gendered rape victims from all corners of Tumblr and Pinterest tracking your address, and we are going to rain fiery **** destruction all over you!! Get ready for the worst social media backlash your tiny masculinist mind has ever experienced!!! If only you knew what your male-pig testosterone fuelled social oppression was going to get you, but you didn't, and now you're gunna feel the full wrath of every oppressed rape victim and minority! check your privilege, CIS scum!!
User avatar #26 to #25 - kingpinkie
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I....you....
You
Iluvu
User avatar #27 to #26 - majestispaceduck
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I tried my best to steal thumbs from the guy who came up with this.
User avatar #28 to #27 - kingpinkie
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Wat
I hope you are showered by thumbs my good sir
User avatar #88 to #25 - majestispaceduck
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#50 - traveltech
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Have we learned nothing from Jimmy Neutron?
User avatar #73 to #50 - datsheriff
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We've learned that the pizza is aggressive.
#24 - thekitesurfer
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i work a a laundry technician and i can tell you this machine does exist its just far too large and expensive to put in your house, and there are even machines that can fold those elastic sheets
User avatar #35 to #24 - sursum
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God damn those elastic sheets, just end up balling them up...
#59 to #24 - anon id: 719f9b0a
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i work as a pharmacy technician and i can tell you that of all technician jobs im sure as **** glad im not a laundry tech rofl. what a silly title
User avatar #31 to #24 - ssjcarbon
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I bet you say that to all the ladies.
#63 to #24 - cannibalvegan
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Then hurry up and design a consumer version because I can't be standing here without clean shirts forever, you know.
Then hurry up and design a consumer version because I can't be standing here without clean shirts forever, you know.
User avatar #30 to #24 - klick
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That's so hot, knowing you have access
#40 - anon id: 51fe0f0f
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and then you'd want a machine that dresses you and feed you right?
#56 to #40 - Spikeydeath
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and gives me handjobs
User avatar #44 to #40 - catburglarpenis
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Y...Yes?
#32 - oubliette
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mutha ****** flip-n-fold *****
#57 to #32 - Spikeydeath
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does that work with pants?
User avatar #60 to #57 - thefates
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Yes. I always put it in the center of the intersection of 3 plates. Folds it half-way so it's one leg length and in half so it's shorter. You can also just use it to fold it in half.
#61 to #60 - Spikeydeath
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Thats insane. I need me one of these, partially because I HATE folding
User avatar #62 to #61 - thefates
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Yeah, they're pretty nifty. I don't use it much though anymore because I've gotten pretty good at folding.
#34 - hellboundstrength
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we already do they're called mexicans
we already do they're called mexicans
#41 to #34 - luderudecrude
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you misspelled Asians
#36 to #34 - chris chris
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you misspelled *mothers
#43 to #36 - ilbacondeity
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Moved out 3 years ago. :I
Moved out 3 years ago. :I
User avatar #2 - shadowm
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Honestly the person who can invent instant particle teleportation and have it work safely and effective will...well they would be the richest person in the world but they would likely end up missing. That's how our world works, but think about it, no more cars, airplanes, gas. All the income of all those aspects into one person.
User avatar #45 to #2 - catburglarpenis
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They've already done that. It was in one of the "this week in science" compilations.
User avatar #48 to #45 - shadowm
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They can "teleport" single atoms, and it's not really teleportation it's more like, copy and delete. We're still a long long way from mass object teleportation, never mind biological teleportation.
User avatar #49 to #48 - catburglarpenis
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I won't say "a long way". The Wright Brothers could've been around for the moon landing if they lived long enough. We landed a spacecraft on Mars, I think we're really not that far away from teleportation.
User avatar #51 to #49 - shadowm
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We can move single atoms, and it's actually more like long distance copying, we still would have to find out how to transport the memory and the consciousness of a person along with that and there are arguments on what that actually entails. For example if you completely switch brains with someone do you keep all your memories and such just in a different body, or is there more to it than that. Not to mention the original version of you, at least with the type of teleportation we have now, would be completely destroyed. I realize they could have been around for the moon landing, but flight is flight, all we had to do once we learned how to fly was learn how to do it fast enough and with enough fuel. Concepts that at that time were somewhat understood. We already knew at that point that combustion can drive an engine and the bigger the boom the faster. We just needed better fuel and a bigger explosion. In terms of teleportation we have almost no idea what we're doing in that area. Just that we can be like. Hey look I can take that atom there and make a copy of it a certain distance away. Granted a "long ways away" is all a matter of perception. In the scheme of the world, sure it may be soon, but you and I will never see it.
User avatar #29 to #2 - DrollHumor
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Kinda like how other businesses spread propaganda about the railroads being unsafe because people travelling on them meant that they were losing money.
#79 - unlikely
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Why have a machine when you can show off this awesome technique!
Why have a machine when you can show off this awesome technique!
#80 to #79 - anon id: 446f2d1f
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this doesn't work with trousers
User avatar #38 - myaccountisnew
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If you think about it, that wouldn't be too complicated, the main problem I can see is that it'd have to be loaded one at a time.
User avatar #82 - littlebatty
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www.foldimate.com/ they made one
User avatar #87 to #82 - breaken
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Oh snap, I need to get one for my store.