A 2 year old with bigger balls than you
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organiclead (12/02/2015) [-] Which is kind of controversial right now. They're still trying to figure out just how many "brown recluse" bites are actually from spiders or good old fashioned flesh eating bacteria.
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amuzen ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
I once caught a largeish furry spider Which I later learned was either a wolf spider or a hobo spider in my house and shooed it outside, two hours later I felt a sharp prick on one of my legs, slapped it and found it to be what looked like the same spider.
by the next day I had a huge chunk of melted pussing yellow flesh on that leg about the diameter of a tooney and about a centimer deep. I don't remember what happened next very well because I got super sick and spent the next week passed out after but I remember being legitimately afraid for my life for a bit there.
by the next day I had a huge chunk of melted pussing yellow flesh on that leg about the diameter of a tooney and about a centimer deep. I don't remember what happened next very well because I got super sick and spent the next week passed out after but I remember being legitimately afraid for my life for a bit there.
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organiclead (12/02/2015) [-] Here's a few sauces on the subject:
spiders.ucr.edu/expert.html
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15311449
www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcreclusespiders.htm (this one's section is fairly small)
spiders.ucr.edu/expert.html
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15311449
www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcreclusespiders.htm (this one's section is fairly small)
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] i would make the argument that a fear of spiders is completely logical. just ask Australia.
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] some small things scare me the most
not a spider but my point is just because i am bigger than something does not mean i am not terrified of it.
not a spider but my point is just because i am bigger than something does not mean i am not terrified of it.
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dovahben (12/02/2015) [-] Okay. Well i can't sway someone from their opinions but I would like to say they aren't psycho animals. Just a creature trying to capture and eat another; it doesn't want to waste it's venom on something it can't eat. But I get it, some people are arachnophobic.
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] jellyfish don't have brains they basically float around and kill whatever is unlucky to cross it's path. either way spiders are assholes and i don't like them. some of them are alright though...
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] from monster mesume, basically the proof that scaroused happens to people, especially considering my horrible fear of all things creepy crawly.
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captchakid (12/02/2015) [-] I dont even know if you can still associate her with spiders though. If you got spooked from her then that's a next level fear, something that would warrant getting help.
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captchakid (12/02/2015) [-] Not denying that, but personally I don't like spiders, but I do like her. I don't get the 'scaroused' feeling, just arousal.
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] if i was all webbed up and **** and she had her spider bits all up in me i would be very scaroused but just looking at her makes me regular aroused
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captchakid (12/02/2015) [-] Arachne is pretty 10/10. MonMus is pretty 10/10.
I need more reaction images from it though.
I need more reaction images from it though.
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sanitarysan (12/02/2015) [-] we can't have that now...
the nurse will have to restrain you.
the nurse will have to restrain you.
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pistachioofdoom (12/02/2015) [-] **pistachioofdoom used "*roll picture*"**
**pistachioofdoom rolled image**Spiders kill mosquitoes.
Spiders are the real MVP.
**pistachioofdoom rolled image**Spiders kill mosquitoes.
Spiders are the real MVP.
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homestuckxplain ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-] He's obviously got false expectation about what happens when you deal with spiders, just look at his shirt!
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vexille (12/01/2015) [-] Or the ****** doesn't know what it is and it's child-like curiosity will get the best of it? I did the same thing with electrical outlets.
Up until the spider bites it, where the child then registers the spider as a threat and "bad touch".
Now the child has arachnophobia.
OP, you're bait is a little rusty.
Up until the spider bites it, where the child then registers the spider as a threat and "bad touch".
Now the child has arachnophobia.
OP, you're bait is a little rusty.
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spoperman (12/02/2015) [-] The real solution is to stop parents from being ******* cowards and teach them to teach their offspring that spiders aren't the killing machines everyone makes them out to be. The chance of getting bitten by a dangerous spider is so low, and even then, you might not get a reaction from it at all or it could be a "Dry bite"
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walcorn (12/02/2015) [-] I'm no Spider expert, so don't take my words for a fact, but to me that just looks like a Giant House Spider.
They aren't dangerous.
They aren't dangerous.
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nerozerohero (12/03/2015) [-] Could be a Brown Recluse, that **** causes necrosis dawg.
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
He's less evolved.
The ancestors that ****** with spiders are dead, the ones who saw them as the enemy bred and now we fear them.
Spiders are not our bros, spiders are the enemy. Bees are our bros, all hail bees!
The ancestors that ****** with spiders are dead, the ones who saw them as the enemy bred and now we fear them.
Spiders are not our bros, spiders are the enemy. Bees are our bros, all hail bees!
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lolollo (12/01/2015) [-] It doesn't take courage to be ignorant over how dangerous something can be.
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zielscheibe (12/02/2015) [-] On behalf of all the people that just want to stay the **** away from any kind of spiders - no matter if dangerous or not
Have some GradeAUnderA
Have some GradeAUnderA
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somedudewhatever (12/01/2015) [-]
He's probably too young too either know better, or to have a very developed self-preservation instinct.
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xerros ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-] That's what? wolf spider?
I got either brown recluses or wolf spiders, can't tell running around my house, I'm not touching any of those ******* just to be on the safe side, that and no medical insurance, so I can't really risk it biting me and sending me to the ER cause turns out it was a recluse.
Better safe then even more in debt.
I got either brown recluses or wolf spiders, can't tell running around my house, I'm not touching any of those ******* just to be on the safe side, that and no medical insurance, so I can't really risk it biting me and sending me to the ER cause turns out it was a recluse.
Better safe then even more in debt.
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anon (12/01/2015) [-]
wolf spiders generally tend to be a little patchy in color... variations of lighter and darker browns and greys (region dependent). recluse spiders are a medium brown, with darker markings. the best tell of a recluse (if you have the nuts to get close enough to check) is a "violin" or "fiddle" shaped marking in the middle of their back.
wolf Nope: You need to login to view this link
recluse Nope: cdn.orkin.com/images/spiders/brown-recluse-close-up-castner_488x330.jpg
wolf Nope: You need to login to view this link
recluse Nope: cdn.orkin.com/images/spiders/brown-recluse-close-up-castner_488x330.jpg
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angelious (12/02/2015) [-] kids of that age have underdeveloped brains.
that kid just simply doesnt understand any better.
that kid just simply doesnt understand any better.
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DrollHumor (12/02/2015) [-] Well when you're born, you're only inherently scared of one thing; loud noises.
Every other fear was learned, either by watching parents' reactions or having something unpleasant associated with the object of fear.
If a kid is playing with a snake, even a harmless one, and the mom freaks the **** out, the kid will think snakes = bad and will grow up with a fear of them. Same for spiders, bugs, any other thing.
There was also a study performed by John B. Watson where they'd introduce fluffy cute animals like kittens and puppies to the baby named Little Albert, then they'd make a loud noise like banging pots and pans. The baby would, of course, cry like crazy. Soon, Little Albert started crying just from the sight of anything fluffy and cute.
John B. Watson was a dick.
Every other fear was learned, either by watching parents' reactions or having something unpleasant associated with the object of fear.
If a kid is playing with a snake, even a harmless one, and the mom freaks the **** out, the kid will think snakes = bad and will grow up with a fear of them. Same for spiders, bugs, any other thing.
There was also a study performed by John B. Watson where they'd introduce fluffy cute animals like kittens and puppies to the baby named Little Albert, then they'd make a loud noise like banging pots and pans. The baby would, of course, cry like crazy. Soon, Little Albert started crying just from the sight of anything fluffy and cute.
John B. Watson was a dick.
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Maybe he's leading the spider into a false state of security so he can burn it?
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thegreatmandalore (12/02/2015) [-]
That's not balls, he's just to stupid to realize his fear.
