83 cents and a walkman. . I got mugged once, but Pm peer, so we were both disappointed. He was like, You have 33 cents and a Sony I was like, 'Tm a comedian." t
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83 cents and a walkman

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I got mugged once, but Pm
peer, so we were both
disappointed. He was like,
You have 33 cents and a Sony
I was like, 'Tm a comedian." t _ iii.
comedian. You should try
muggings' I was like, 'Thanks
for the tip, Carlos Mencius'
No, Pm kidding. Carlos Mencia
would never steal .'ii another
comedian.
Rob O' Reilly
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Submitted: 10/09/2013
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#16 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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"Carlos Mencia would never steal from another comedian"
User avatar #1 - trojandetected (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i read muggled damn you harry potter
User avatar #40 - suitandtie (10/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I just wanna say that I actually saw Carlos Mencia earlier this year. He was on stage for 2 and a half hours, and despite prior judgments I had about it, and I went to it feeling skeptical, he was hilarious. And he even acknowledged and talked about the whole joke-stealing situation. Turns out that ever since that happened, he records all of his performances and keeps them dated in some sort of online library or something(it was back in February, I don't remember it perfectly). At the very end of the night, he gave away several recordings of the show on USBs. Got to meet him after the show, as well. He was really ******* cool. I've met comedians after shows, and they always kind of rush you. Jim Jeffries didn't give a **** about anyone. Charlie Murphy didn't give a **** about anyone and charged you to say hi. Mencia stopped and said hi to everyone, had conversations with people, took several pictures to make sure people got the best picture they could, and hugged everyone as they left. Whether he stole the jokes or not, I don't know. But as of lately, he seems to be really ******* cool and just an awesome, down to Earth kind of person.
#5 - christheace ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Thats good ****
#31 - KabulMan (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
toplel
User avatar #61 - arkensas (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got mugged by a friend of mine once. When he realized it was me he tried to brush it off as a "haha you thought I was mugging you haha..." kinda thing.
#64 to #61 - bdowns (10/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Hank Hill zombie lawn service ** your face when
User avatar #74 - makkarakeiju (10/10/2013) [-]
This aint tennis!
#14 - residentblackman (10/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I don't get it
#7 - rainyeyes ONLINE (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Kim K. **

Joke within a joke.
User avatar #35 - yutdollacwwwthree (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
someone explain

I'm not getting it
User avatar #36 to #35 - bagguhsleep (10/10/2013) [-]
carlos mencia steal jokes
-8
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User avatar #86 to #82 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Dude. I love ponies. I hate you and these posts because not every situation warrants a pony and you are acting like a cancerous asshole.
User avatar #10 - fuckthepopo (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You should be thankful.

If that were Dane Cook, he would have taken the money, the walkman, your shirt and your left leg.
#78 - basham (10/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Truthers ** mfw I'm mugged
#65 - xxvampirepriestxx (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Technically it's a comedy special, but you get the general idea..
User avatar #34 - nervaaurelius (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Even if Carlos came up with all of his jokes he would still be a ****** comedian in my opinion. His entire routine is just "white people are all uptight, black are like ya dawg, asians are like awww i have such small eyes, and beaners are like orale wey". Race jokes get annoying when it's your entire routine.
#20 - kyouko (10/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #11 - winsauceiswin (10/10/2013) [-]
DAMN! that joke was ******* brilliant!
User avatar #32 - matriculator (10/10/2013) [-]
I'm laughing like a retard right now.
#6 - daggry (10/09/2013) [-]
******* brilliant
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