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I got mugged once, but Pm
peer, so we were both
disappointed. He was like,
You have 33 cents and a Sony
I was like, 'Tm a comedian." t _ iii.
comedian. You should try
muggings' I was like, 'Thanks
for the tip, Carlos Mencius'
No, Pm kidding. Carlos Mencia
would never steal .'ii another
comedian.
Rob O' Reilly
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#16 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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"Carlos Mencia would never steal from another comedian"
User avatar #103 to #16 - winstonsexton
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I dont understand this gif, I dishonner myself
#70 to #16 - anon id: d4cbb217
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I don't think he's Asian I think he's just squinting his eyes!
#71 to #70 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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#100 to #71 - rickingandrolling
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Lol, I love you guys, I always find myself laughing more at comments than content.
Lol, I love you guys, I always find myself laughing more at comments than content.
User avatar #1 - trojandetected
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i read muggled damn you harry potter
User avatar #8 to #1 - detroitt
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Don't worry, I did that too x.x
#9 to #1 - foxwhiskers
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I did that too and I haven't read the books in years. >.>
#69 to #9 - anon id: d4cbb217
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works when you try enough!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #40 - suitandtie
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I just wanna say that I actually saw Carlos Mencia earlier this year. He was on stage for 2 and a half hours, and despite prior judgments I had about it, and I went to it feeling skeptical, he was hilarious. And he even acknowledged and talked about the whole joke-stealing situation. Turns out that ever since that happened, he records all of his performances and keeps them dated in some sort of online library or something(it was back in February, I don't remember it perfectly). At the very end of the night, he gave away several recordings of the show on USBs. Got to meet him after the show, as well. He was really ******* cool. I've met comedians after shows, and they always kind of rush you. Jim Jeffries didn't give a **** about anyone. Charlie Murphy didn't give a **** about anyone and charged you to say hi. Mencia stopped and said hi to everyone, had conversations with people, took several pictures to make sure people got the best picture they could, and hugged everyone as they left. Whether he stole the jokes or not, I don't know. But as of lately, he seems to be really ******* cool and just an awesome, down to Earth kind of person.
User avatar #51 to #40 - jiggerbits
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I don't know. I can't listen to Menica after the whole Joe Rogan thing. It's kind of the same thing with Dennis Leary for me. I can't listen to Leary knowing that the only reason he's even still around is because he stole everything from Bill Hicks, even his personality.
User avatar #55 to #51 - suitandtie
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Leary didn't steal everything from Bill Hicks. His "I'm An Asshole" shtick, including the song he sings about it, he stole from early Louis C.K. Apparently Louis performed at the same club as Leary frequently, and he did a routine about how he's an asshole. Leary complimented him on it, and the following week, Louis showed up to find Leary on stage, and shortly after performing his routine almost identically, word for word. That's joke stealing.

Part of my thing with Mencia is that, first of all, he never really got a chance to defend himself. Joe Rogan came up and accused him in the middle of a performance with a calculated attack. Very few people are always prepared for a suckerpunch, which is what Rogan pulled. But then he also continued to badmouth him nonstop, not really giving him a chance to speak. And part of Joe Rogan's thing, and I know I'll get **** for this, is that he's basically Bill O'Reilly; it's not about how correct he is, it's about how loud and hostile he can be. And Joe Rogan fans, for the most part, are pseudo-intellectuals who swallow his every word as gospel-fact, and decide that no more research is necessary(again, usually. Not all of them. But from what I've seen, a LOT of them). So Mencia never really had a chance. He got suckerpunched by a guy who regularly throws logic and common decency out the window in exchange for a loud voice, who's backed by fans with the same mentality. The other thing is that, sure, maybe Mencia stole from Lopez.. No one will ever know for sure, all we can do is speculate. But look at their backgrounds and upbringings. They're pretty similar, so there's a good chance they'd have similar life experiences, which will work their way into comedy. No one accuses Carlin of stealing from Hicks, or Dmitri Martin of stealing from Mitch Hedberg. They're similarities. I think the issue was just that people like to bandwagon against something popular.

Or maybe he did steal and I'm a ******* idiot. It's possible.
User avatar #75 to #55 - jiggerbits
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When I say everything it's a generic statement I guess. But, when you compare No Cure for Cancer with anything done by Bill Hicks it becomes pretty obvious where Leary got most of his ideas and concepts from. But, I didn't even know about the whole Louis CK situation. As for Rogan I can see your point. I listen to his podcast on a regular basis and yes he does have a loud voice, but that's his style I guess and a lot of other comedians seems to respect Rogan. Comedians like Gaffigan and Todd Glass praised him for doing what he did to Mencia because they were all scared of getting their material stolen and it became about money to club owners instead of the integrity of the art. I think Carlin and Hicks were a bit different in the fact that Hicks had hope for humanity and Carlin, well didn't. I haven't really seen a whole lot of Martin's comedy to make a judgement, but I don't ever recall Hedberg drawing pictures on stage or using props.
User avatar #48 to #40 - lokiwins
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Can you expect Jim Jefferies to give a **** about anything in particular?
User avatar #50 to #48 - suitandtie
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It wasn't the same level of "not giving a ****". It wasn't like what you saw on stage. It was more like a genuine contempt for his fans. In his defense, most of the people there didn't know who he was and kind of wandered in out of nowhere. They were apparently unaware of his religious stance, so when he did his impression of God showing up to a party that he wasn't invited to, which included him stomping around screaming "I ******* HATE FAGGOTS, NOW SING SONGS ABOUT ME", a lot of people left. It seemed like my dad and I were the only two people there laughing and having a good time.

So maybe he was in a ****** mood. I shouldn't judge.
User avatar #62 to #40 - murdershy
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I saw him live back in....'08 maybe? Back when he was on like season 2 or 3 of his show. He was in NYC, me my 2 sisters, 1's BF and my dad all saw him. I remember after the show we saw him and tried to just say hi. He motioned us over passed the crowd and was like "yeah, come over!" all excited but the security guard didn't allow us passed the crowd :/
#101 to #62 - rickingandrolling
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Maybe he did that knowing you wouldn't be allowed through just to laugh at you on the inside.
Maybe he did that knowing you wouldn't be allowed through just to laugh at you on the inside.
User avatar #41 to #40 - thatscrewedupkid
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id love to see carlos live
User avatar #42 to #41 - suitandtie
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Based on my one and only experience, he gives a really personal performance. Also, I should mention part of the reason he gave such a long performance was because there was no one else performing that night and he was only scheduled for that one show. The following night, he was doing two performances, about two hours apart. So clearly that wouldn't be an option. But the staff at the comedy club basically had to kick him off stage, and then almost kick him out at the end of the night. Dude just loves to talk to and meet his fans.
User avatar #44 to #42 - thatscrewedupkid
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he just seems like a cool, down to earth guy.
User avatar #67 to #40 - adu
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Seeing as how stealing jokes is essentially the equivalent of reposting, I would expect FJ to love Mencia.
User avatar #73 to #40 - guymandude
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Gabriel Iglesias is like that. Very fan-friendly. But I was too afraid of acting like an idiot in front of him so I didn't go to talk to him after the show...
User avatar #109 to #73 - suitandtie
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I've met Gabriel Iglesias as well. He did a free show in Central Park some years ago that I went to with a couple friends. We were some of the first ones there, so we were almost at the very front of the line. He occasionally came out and said hi to people and shook hands and took pictures. One of my friends, who was in love with him at the time, got to take a picture with him and damn near fainted. They caught it all on camera and aired it on Comedy Central like a month later.
#5 - christheace
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Thats good ****
#31 - KabulMan
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toplel
#45 to #31 - blacklightsun
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The Bioshock joke went twice with slight changes...
In other news I just found out I'm not USA citizen that New Orleans is an underwater city full of ****** and mexicans...
User avatar #47 to #45 - KabulMan
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The joke was that carlos mencia (mexican) stole chris rock's joke. New orleans is mostly ****** not mexicans.
User avatar #49 to #47 - blacklightsun
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So he IS Carlos Mencina...
Just knew about him because of another post
www.funnyjunk.com/83+cents+and+a+walkman/funny-pictures/4831650/
Thanks for the clarification.
So New Orleans is wet and black
No offense intended
User avatar #72 to #31 - maternation
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it's funny 'cuz Ricky was in GTA IV.
#56 to #31 - mlrajane
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oh god yes the chris rock one was glorious
User avatar #57 to #31 - lamarisagoodname
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"american sims" right on
User avatar #61 - arkensas
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I got mugged by a friend of mine once. When he realized it was me he tried to brush it off as a "haha you thought I was mugging you haha..." kinda thing.
#64 to #61 - bdowns
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**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Hank Hill zombie lawn service ** your face when
User avatar #74 - makkarakeiju
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This aint tennis!
#14 - residentblackman
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I don't get it
User avatar #17 to #14 - lexausaurusrex
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carlos mencia ... aka the comedian that steal everyone's joke and take credit for them ...
#18 to #14 - wayfaringstranger
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Carlos Mencia is a comedian who has a reputation for stealing a lot of other comedians' routines and claiming them as his own. He'll re-use jokes and ask as if they're original and he just thought of them. A reposter if you will, and a shameless one at that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - nucularwar
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I wouldn't say he steals jokes... he's a comedy cover act
#24 to #19 - wayfaringstranger
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If he doesn't say who they rightfully come from and he acts like it's his own, it's just the same as stealing. Plus, much is just what I've heard and seen from some of his routines (knowing other material from other comedians).
User avatar #26 to #24 - nucularwar
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I know, I was just making a joke. (I don't think I stole it from anybody)

#27 to #26 - wayfaringstranger
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Sorry, I didn't catch that. You get a thumb for the apparent joke, though.
#46 to #26 - blacklightsun
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It could come useful in the future.
Take it as a gift.
Have a nice day
#33 to #26 - macabrealucard
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"it's dangerous to go alone, take this"
"it's dangerous to go alone, take this"
User avatar #30 to #24 - karson
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he takes other comedians' jokes, adds some kind of Mexican overtone to it, then passes it off as his own.
#7 - rainyeyes
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**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Kim K. **

Joke within a joke.
User avatar #63 to #7 - dishesaredone
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still just one joke
User avatar #35 - yutdollacwwwthree
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someone explain

I'm not getting it
User avatar #36 to #35 - bagguhsleep
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carlos mencia steal jokes
User avatar #104 to #36 - teoferrazzi
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where were you when carlos mencia steal jokes
i was at home
the phone rang
'what's the deal with airline food'
'carlos no'
User avatar #39 to #36 - blacklightsun
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Thanks good sir!