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#1 - chimpanal
Reply +165
(11/03/2013) [-]
He is god though. What if he just raised the ground when he was about to jump?
#36 to #1 - elmarcocfc
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(11/03/2013) [-]
I assumed that is what actually happened.
#16 to #1 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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(11/03/2013) [-]
if he was god then he wouldn't just be 76 he would be what billions of years old?
#20 to #16 - analleakage
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(11/03/2013) [-]
... Why? It's not like Gods are incapable of being younger than one billions years old
#79 to #20 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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(11/05/2013) [-]
well your age is the day you were born or in gods case id guess created or just coming to be or whatever until the present day. no matter how old he was to have made his or her body the god could not change the fact of how old they are
#28 to #20 - mitchr
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(11/03/2013) [-]
If he were a god, which we all know he is, he'd have dominion over everything, including the timeline.
He could have created the universe he was born in.
#34 to #28 - analleakage
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(11/03/2013) [-]
He COULD. Doesn't mean it's impossible for him to be 76.

Also, just because he is a God, doesn't mean he has full control over everything and everyone
#35 to #34 - mitchr
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(11/03/2013) [-]
True. But seeing as he is the Christian God, and seeing as the Christian God is meant to be omnipotent, he would, by definition, have the power to do anything.
#15 to #1 - darkbringer
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(11/03/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - anon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
raised the ground...
as he was about to jump...
bro you really need to think about what you ******* say before you say it, cause you're ********** stupid, and i genuinely hope you take these words to heart and do something about it.


( p.s. In case you still cant figure it the **** out, why would he raise the ground he is trying to jump over, and even moreso, why would he need to jump over the ground he could lower because he's god and thats what you meant to say, BECAUSE ITS ******* LOWERED) i mean jesus christ i want to smash my ******* face into the keyboard till everything goes black thats how ******* retarded your comment is like holy ******* ****.
#68 to #2 - paulthehero
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Oh God, he's serious...
Oh God, he's serious...
#63 to #2 - blackquill
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(11/03/2013) [-]
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#82 to #63 - bible
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(01/09/2015) [-]
(Liar Liar pants on fire)
#56 to #2 - fizzor
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(11/03/2013) [-]
#29 to #2 - ButtonFly
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Calm down.
Calm down.
#22 to #2 - snipys
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Dude, calm yourself.
Dude, calm yourself.
#23 to #22 - potterrr
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(11/03/2013) [-]
what anime??
#25 to #23 - windmagevaati ONLINE
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Plastic Nee-san
#14 to #2 - orrihaa
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(11/03/2013) [-]
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#71 to #14 - jacksipian
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(11/04/2013) [-]
what is that gif from? was there a live action version of far cry? i know there are movies, but i didnt see that one if thats what its from
#74 to #71 - orrihaa
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Farcry 3 advertisement
#13 to #2 - anon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Shh shhhhhh sleep. just go to sleep
#5 to #2 - ariickido
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(11/03/2013) [-]
You really ran head first into that one Mr Troll.
#3 to #2 - anon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Pssst.

That's the joooooke.
#4 to #3 - ageofthegross
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