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User avatar #141 - ghostyogurt (07/06/2014) [-]
I once cock blocked a best bro of mine hard with these oh gosh the regret I had. I had about 800 of these and I thought i'd scare the **** out of my bro so i walk down to his house and evenly place about 200 hundred behind his tires where he wouldn't see them. I waited for about 40 minutes snickering like the little asshole I was. When finally he emerges out of his house and unbeknownst to me with his current GF at the time. FULL ASSHOLE MODE ENGAGED My only thought was more fuel for the fire I want them to scream in terror. POPS FOR THE SNAP GOD. I see him there opening the door for her he sets one off with his foot he looks around but is none the wiser. His doom and my finest moment as the asshole friend are well underway. When than god gifts me with his presence and bestows upon me holy glory as my friend rolls his tinted windows down I will now be able to see the horror in his face as him and his passenger experience true terror. I bite my lip and stare at him hidden from view on my porch for a solid ten minutes when finally I hear his old piece of **** car rev up in a struggle for life and death. THIS IS MY TIME. THIS IS WHAT WILL IMMORTALIZE ME. FRIENDS BACKS UP AND HELL IS UNLEASHED. Half was 2 mini nukes going off the other was the sound of gun fire exploding in the back ground he swerves out of his driveway his face of terror only fuels my erection as his ex clings on to the car for dear life. He drives up the street and flicks me off the entire way up as my eat **** and die smile was now ear to ear. TLDR I scared the **** out of my friend and his ex and apparently she was too shooken up to do anything naughty later
User avatar #145 to #141 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/06/2014) [-]
hope you burn in hell
User avatar #148 to #145 - ghostyogurt (07/06/2014) [-]
Well if I do end up there i'd hope so to cause if not I will have been extremely misinformed
#151 to #148 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/06/2014) [-]
that was hard to read
#153 to #151 - ghostyogurt (07/06/2014) [-]
Really? That's funny cause I was extremely hard while typing it
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