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#2 - anonasdaasdasd (10/08/2015) [-]

Could be worse.
He could have gotten an iPhone

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#21 to #2 - themanwithnoplan (10/09/2015) [-]

Except the blue text around his messages means that he and the other person already have an iPhone

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#25 to #21 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

except that that is the messaging part of the twittter app, which is the same across all sowftwares

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#31 to #21 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

Even if this was the case he could have an iphone 4 ( **** can't even get ios 8)

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#8 to #2 - darksideofthebeast (10/08/2015) [-]

Original joke 2015.

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#19 to #8 - mechgeek (10/09/2015) [-]

Found the iPhone user.

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#28 to #8 - Sevenseas (10/09/2015) [-]

**Sevenseas used "*roll picture*"**
**Sevenseas rolled image**I thought it was funny. I'm sorry 41 other people (atm) didn't.

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#45 to #8 - fyaq (10/09/2015) [-]

Who gets offended over a phone their mommy buys them? Lmao

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#86 to #45 - darksideofthebeast (10/09/2015) [-]

I have an iphone that I got for free, hell. I don't even like it, but the bandwagon is annoying as **** .
hurrrr durrr iphon ebad kekekeke

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#65 to #45 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]

Lol, when is mommy ever the bread winner?

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#47 to #8 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

It's funny and it's true.

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#63 to #8 - amuzen ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

everyones thumbing you down but you're right, this is an original joke made in the year 2015.

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#50 to #8 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

>not going anonymous when you post that kind of comment on bandwagonjunk
damn son

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#79 to #50 - jeffdabuffalo (10/09/2015) [-]

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**jeffdabuffalo rolled image** The accuracy.

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#91 to #79 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

The roll was not relevant at all but i wanted something to listen to and you gave it to me. Thumbs up

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#92 to #91 - jeffdabuffalo (10/09/2015) [-]

My thoughts exactly.

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#85 to #50 - darksideofthebeast (10/09/2015) [-]

True, but I don't give two ***** about thumbs.
I tell the truth.

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#62 to #8 - helifapter (10/09/2015) [-]

I like my iphone 4s. Bought it in 2012 and it still works, i have dropped it on floors so many times i've lost count and it has no scratches. I don't get the iphone hate, let people buy what they ****** want to buy. Or funnyjunk is just full of poor cunts and they are just butthurt about it.

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#87 to #62 - darksideofthebeast (10/09/2015) [-]

Yea, like... I have an iphone and I'm not even a fan of it. But I'm the same boat you are. Let people ******* buy what they want... This bandwagon is almost as annoying as the "anti-women" one.

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#22 to #8 - stankape (10/09/2015) [-]

i attempted to tide the red sea

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#33 to #2 - nikkadawgg (10/09/2015) [-]

I got my iPhone for a dollar. I have no real complaints. It lets me talk, text, take pictures, and browse FJ. I don't need much else.

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#70 to #2 - theannoyingFJguy (10/09/2015) [-]

oh u

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#71 to #2 - assdoreponyfucker (10/09/2015) [-]

as a person who uses both phones, theres nothing really wrong with iphones. They just adhere to different personal preferences

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#7 to #2 - reeeeeeeeeee (10/08/2015) [-]

In a month I'll be off the iPhone and onto android, I'm so ******* hyped

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#10 to #7 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]

I want to prepare you, you're about to see and experience things Apple will release in 5 years as "new and innovative"
Welcome to the future.

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#9 to #7 - marmiteistasty (10/08/2015) [-]

which one you getting?
some advice. root it as soon as you get it. saves you some headache.

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#88 to #9 - reeeeeeeeeee (10/09/2015) [-]

I really don't know yet, I've been looking through phones online but I'm going to have a look at all of them in the shop

And what's rooting? Help my simple brain

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#89 to #88 - marmiteistasty (10/09/2015) [-]

you know jailbreaking on iphones? it's like that on steroids. last time i had an iphone was a while ago, mightve gotten harder but it's also a decent bit harder to do for android phones. so look up a guide. you can brick your phone really easily

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#81 to #7 - brooklynbaby (10/09/2015) [-]

Did that one week ago. Felt better than bacon.

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#14 to #2 - navadae (10/09/2015) [-]

i mean i`ll admit, i have an iphone... why? cause it was free
would i switch to android if i could? in half a heartbeat, good gods iphones are **** , but atleast better than my old flip phone

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#23 to #14 - lwlarcopolio (10/09/2015) [-]

As someone who switched from Iphone to android, I much prefer my android. However, I loved my Iphone as well. They get hate because they're popular, and that's fine, but they're fine phones. Android is better imo, but it isn't a **** compared to a gold bar as some would say.

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#24 to #23 - navadae (10/09/2015) [-]

thing is, i`ve had nothing but problems with my iphone, granted its a 4s so its still a fair bit behind, but its maybe got 2 things better than android, the rest is worse (my friend has an android, i just want his phone)
i dont care about popularity or whatever, i just want my phone to not force-close an app every 5 minutes for no real reason, or force-close my browser.. for no reason at all
or force shutdown... for no reason, again
the **** is with apple and not giving reasons for this ****

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#26 to #24 - lwlarcopolio (10/09/2015) [-]

I had a 4s as well for a few years and had no problems with it, I actually loved the phone! Don't get me wrong, I'm loving my galaxy S5 and it makes me realize just what was wrong with my old iphone, but they get way, waaaay more **** than they deserve. If you get the chance, make the switch. But I loved my 4s and miss it occasionally.

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#27 to #26 - navadae (10/09/2015) [-]

i will if i can, but i mean... badmouthing aside, its not a terrible phone, theres just some stuff that irritates me, that aside, its still worlds better than a flip phone (LG Cosmos 2 was what i had).. just right now a lot of stuff doesnt work (understandable, its relatively dated) or just refuses to run properly even if it fits within the requirements

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#32 to #27 - bigswingingrichard (10/09/2015) [-]

I've had my 4s for about a year now and I love it. Honestly there is nothing on the other OS or hardwares that interest me so much to make the commitment. I haven't had too many problems about crashes, the only ones happen because the phone is out of date and has relatively bad specs. I hear about customization on the android being better, but I haven't customized my phone a bit. Same screensaver, keyboard, background. What are the customization options Android users talk about, I am interested?

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#12 - anonymouslycool (10/09/2015) [-]

**anonymouslycool used "*roll picture*"**
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>Hey, are you free to talk?
>Who is this, and what about?
>Anon, and the iPhone for sale, I would like to buy it.

Instead she jumps to her boyfriend as an excuse and gets hostile.
Not every person who texts you wants to **** you, you self conceited sow.

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#36 to #12 - Pompano (10/09/2015) [-]

To be fair she looks decently attractive. Girls like that get harassed damn near daily by thirsty ass dudes who don't care if she's in a relationship.
Getting defensive is probably a necessary instinct for her

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#52 to #36 - gammelmand (10/09/2015) [-]

I really wanna fuc her 2 man

She jumped to a conclusion without there being ANY indiciation of him hitting on her.

Bitch was a bitch, guy could've rephrased. Now stop trying to defend bitches. Bitch

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#39 to #36 - landcucumber (10/09/2015) [-]

Yeah, no, she is just being a bitch. IF it was someone she new she gave them her phone number. If it was from an ad then you would assume it was an unknown number. When an unknown hits you up you check as to why. Well at least normal people do. But the person making the inquiry should of started with "are you free to talk about that phone you got for sale", or something like that.

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#72 to #36 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

Only if they freely post their number around the internet, which this one obviously does.
In which case, she probably enjoys the attention when she'snot with her bf.

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#1 - pittheus (10/08/2015) [-]

While I do feel that she was a bitch, I think the original messenger started it in an odd way. He should've started with the fact that he wanted to buy the phone instead of just asking to talk, it does seem at the beginning he wants to talk about personal things.

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#69 to #1 - neokun (10/09/2015) [-]

She still jumped to a conclusion.

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#37 to #1 - ohemgeezus (10/09/2015) [-]

Except he didn't know what she was doing, she could've been in class or at work, so he wanted to ask if she was free to talk

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#42 to #37 - innocentbabies (10/09/2015) [-]

I think what he meant was that he should have said, "Are you free to talk about the iPhone that you're selling?" He probably should have, just to speed up the process, but that's pretty minor and perfectly understandable, really.

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#48 to #37 - ohemgeezus (10/09/2015) [-]

you okay there penileburglar?

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#6 to #1 - gigabowzer (10/08/2015) [-]

Or she could stop assuming that he wanted to date and talked to him like a normal human being?

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#3 to #1 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Or maybe she shouldn't be a cunt. The conversation wasn't inappropriate until she evolved into a mega bitch

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#5 to #1 - theism (10/08/2015) [-]

It's a bit conceited to assume someone is trying to date you just because they want to talk, especially if they're still talking after they know you're taken.

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#11 to #1 - lgninjaleetful (10/09/2015) [-]

meh, she still got hostile and jumped to being a bitch WAY too soon.

in conclusion, doesn't matter, shes a bitch.

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#4 to #1 - shutupsocks (10/08/2015) [-]

You're right. It's like sending an e-mail with no subject to someone you've never e-mailed before - that **** is going straight to the spam folder. But on the other hand, you shouldn't assume that every person speaking to you is trying to **** you either. How did our species come so far without learning how to communicate clearly?

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#13 to #4 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

Sometimes it's better to communicate poorly. One time in school we were playing the telephone game, but it was mixed with a play-act thing. The group is given an action to do, it runs down the line in telephone, then the person at the end carries out the action.

We started with "fight the bear" and ended with "run downstairs"

That bitch would have died if he fought the bear.

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#30 - colourandshape (10/09/2015) [-]

Being that it was a younger chicks phone and an iphone the screen has a 1000% chance of being cracked.

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#15 - catkyte (10/09/2015) [-]

to be fair he should have started off with "hey, is that iphone still for sale?"

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#16 to #15 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

perhaps, but it's still an important part of communication to make sure you understand what they want, instead of being defensive and saying she had a boyfriend, it would have been much better if she asked "about what?"

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#20 to #16 - catkyte (10/09/2015) [-]

oh im not denying that shes a total stuck up bitch, but when asking someone about something its best to be direct.

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#54 to #16 - blahblahblahblaaaa (10/09/2015) [-]

why does it take a couple minutes to ask if your phone is for sale. that's the whole ****** point of text messages, they dont have to be immediate. this dude is just back pedaling

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#35 - Pompano (10/09/2015) [-]

2 options for when a chick in a relationship receives a message.
A) Immediately rejects guy
Gets called a bitch
B)Keeps conversation going
Gets called a bitch for flirting

Let's be honest here guys, it's perfectly reasonable for this girl to assume that this guy may have been some creep. We underplay it, but most guys really don't give a **** if a girl is in a relationship, they'll still creep.

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#43 to #35 - innocentbabies (10/09/2015) [-]

I think the usual response is normally, "who is this?" though, and if anybody's upset about that they can go **** themselves for being a clingy, jealous piece of **** .

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#38 to #35 - ohemgeezus (10/09/2015) [-]

Or, ya know, reply once with a "hi" and find out what the person wants without even flirting. He could've been a creep, or someone wanting to buy her iphone

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#41 to #35 - tazze (10/09/2015) [-]

you know you can talk with people without flirting, right? you know, just talk like normal human beings

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#56 to #35 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

So you're saying conversation = flirting. Then someone in a relationship cannot talk to anybody but their significant other, and maybe their family members.

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#58 to #35 - theruinedsage (10/09/2015) [-]

>"oh my god im so sorry! Yes it's still for sale what do you want to know?"
>flirting

I'm guessing you're gonna die a virgin.

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#40 to #35 - landcucumber (10/09/2015) [-]

So best option is to not respond? It is possible to talk to someone without flirting. I do it every day. I would say i'm doing it right now but lets be honest, I want that D! So whats up?

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#46 - letting

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This **** is it with girls playing the boyfriend card so much?

Great, you're 16 and in a relationship that will last a whole 2 months. That doesn't mean you get a free pass from the rest of society, and can never speak to another male ever again. Also, how does that suddenly imply that every guy also wants to hit on you?

Bitches be crazy.

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#17 - scottishsquid (10/09/2015) [-]

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#66 - robertolee (10/09/2015) [-]

She may be a bitch but she's a loyal bitch. Got to hand that to her.

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#76 to #66 - xapplemanx (10/09/2015) [-]

she most probably doesnt have a bf

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#34 - MrMustacho (10/09/2015) [-]

why does it matter if she's a bitch, you're buying a phone

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#67 to #34 - redragond ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

if someone was a dick to you, would you want to give them your money

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#68 to #67 - MrMustacho (10/09/2015) [-]

no but i'd buy their phone if i wanted it

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#49 to #34 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

"You vote with your wallet."

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#64 to #49 - MrMustacho (10/09/2015) [-]

vote for what? her personality has no impact on the phone and you'll probably never see or hear from her again

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#55 - xxkosukexx (10/09/2015) [-]

Lol ***** sounds like a loser tho, he was tryna holla at her and failed hard af n stalked her page n made up some **** about that Iphone 6 like his ass gonna buy it when we all know he was just another beta failing hard at getting pussy.

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#60 to #55 - rustlingthejimmys (10/09/2015) [-]

So in 6 small different sentences at don't express any of that persons personality you've established he's a beta loser, righto m8y.

Assuming way to much just like that girl in the post.

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#75 to #60 - gcaboose (10/09/2015) [-]

the guys first message said nothing about buying the iPhone and did sound like he wanted to score so I think what the guy said is plausible

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#77 to #75 - rustlingthejimmys (10/09/2015) [-]

"Hello ma'am may i speak with you for a few mins?"

"Oh my god, get off my vagina ffs!"

"I just want to talk about the good lord... "

"Rape rape! his man wants me ahhhh"

Most of the time when you want to buy a product on the internet or face to face you politely break the ice with the person not blurt out product name and price.

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#78 to #77 - gcaboose (10/09/2015) [-]

I'm just saying that if it was me I would've probably said something along the lines of "Hello, I'm contacting you because of the iPhone you're selling" instead of going "Hey let's talk for a bit"
sounds sketchy as ****

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#82 to #77 - notanotheraccount (10/09/2015) [-]

I mean, if my boyfriend saw "Hey whats up with that iPhone you're selling" in my messages, he'd be fine, but if he just saw "Hey do you have a few minutes to talk?" He'd be pretty suspicious. Most people start off with why they're contacting someone, especially if its someone they've never talked to before.

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#61 to #60 - xxkosukexx (10/09/2015) [-]

Brooo i remember when girls didnt like me and **** and this reminds me too much of one of those moments. I mean i have a gf now and she gets like 400 likes on her facebook profile pictures n **** when back in the day i was lucky if some weird ass girl even liked me.

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#59 - payseht ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

Could we give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's being hit on often enough that his very vague and seemingly personal request for a conversation could have been assumed as hitting on her?
Man, no ******* punctuation up there...
Just saying that she did jump to "I have a boyfriend" way too fast, but not instantly like a bitch, and not that fast if it does happen often. His message was really sloppy, in all honesty... how would you react to a stranger asking if you have free time? There's a reason you introduce yourself first... I'm almost entirely on her side, and if getting hit on was a recurring thing for her, I'd 100% be... just like how I'm 100% against this rude asshole

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#83 to #59 - scarygingerkid (10/09/2015) [-]

honestly i dont see a reason to be rude to someone just because theyre hitting on you. i cant help the fact that 5 people have tried to talk to you about that today all i know is i like you. its a compliment. ******* take that **** . the dude did kind of sound sketchy, and ill admit i assumed this was tindr at first by the way he didnt even introduce himself and just immediately ventured into "lets talk." its one thing to say "no" its another thing to be a bitch. and with how to the point and perfect this seems to be id say its fake. even the mean girl will usually go "just chilling" if you ask her what shes doing before she flips **** at you making a move

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#90 to #83 - payseht ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

I think it's really a matter of context, which there is very little here.
All I have is a chick that snapped early, but not immediately like actual bitches, and a guy being either extremely rude or utterly unaware of social interactions... so in this case I'll side with the chick.
"Chilling with the boyfriend" kind of implies she has been hit on enough times in the past, but as I'm typing this I realize it's really pointless. Just don't jump to conclusions...

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#57 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

this is so fake everyone on funnyjunk will believe it

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#51 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

LE APPLE IS SO BAD RITE U GUISE????

GUISE??!?!?!

GIBE THUMBS PL0X!!!!!!

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#53 - blahblahblahblaaaa (10/09/2015) [-]

hey we need to talk for a couple minute about your iphone6 for sale?

calling ******** . thirsty betas gona thirst and then back pedal...just how it is...can blame this girl for calling him on his BS