:(. All 30 here factfully.com/19/. 30 Facts That will Wow your mind!. My dad just set me down and said to me: "Get walking or get rekt fagot" Hfw funny
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#7 - fezzo (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My dad just set me down and said to me: "Get walking or get rekt fagot"   
   
Hfw
My dad just set me down and said to me: "Get walking or get rekt fagot"

Hfw
#3 - BerryLicious (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - liamdurf ONLINE (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure why but this one really hit me.
#1 - tacomanofthenorth (08/03/2014) [-]
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#9 - dcj (08/04/2014) [-]
But that's the best part. See, my mom's pretty small, but I'm a big, tall dude.   
   
I'm pretty much her chiropractor. I bear-hug her, lift in the air to dangle, and squeeze. Cracks the hell out of her back. Ever heard of the inversion table thingies, where the back is straightened because you hang upside down? I do that, but better.   
   
tldr: My mom used to pick me up. Now, I pick her up.
But that's the best part. See, my mom's pretty small, but I'm a big, tall dude.

I'm pretty much her chiropractor. I bear-hug her, lift in the air to dangle, and squeeze. Cracks the hell out of her back. Ever heard of the inversion table thingies, where the back is straightened because you hang upside down? I do that, but better.

tldr: My mom used to pick me up. Now, I pick her up.
#24 - tittylovin (08/04/2014) [-]
That's when you learn to hold yourself up.
#6 - headofaperture (08/03/2014) [-]
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#21 - honkan (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You know, it could be worse.
User avatar #10 - dehfurk (08/04/2014) [-]
"Alright, you're too fat to pick up"
#33 - potrsr (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**potrsr rolled image**

I told this to my girlfriend and didnt know why she was so upset and she was yeling at me for no reason.

It struck me few seconds later she is adpoted...
#31 - thunderpony (08/04/2014) [-]
God ******* damn it. I didn't even finish my morning coffee before these feels
#27 - lorkhan (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get carried, bruh. I am the one who ******* carries.
#19 - qmzp (08/04/2014) [-]
Mind bloooooooo-
Mind bloooooooo-
#16 - stephyteddy (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My mom picked me up just 4 days ago on a visit.
My mom picked me up just 4 days ago on a visit.
#23 - auryn (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well it would be slightly awkward if they had been holding me all this time.

Losing my virginity would've been a completely different experience.
#4 - ronrod (08/03/2014) [-]
Damn...
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