... Anyone else act out these scenarios in their head in class?. If a gunman comes into your classroom, every single on f you needs to . Sure some of you might
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Anyone else act out these scenarios in their head in class?

If a gunman comes into
your classroom,
every single on f you
needs to .
Sure some of you might get
shot,
but if you as nothing
every single one of you
is going to be
University Police Officer
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User avatar #1 - dmirish (04/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think about these scenarios every day, but I don't own a gun.
#39 - jacklane (04/13/2014) [+] (41 replies)
I conceal carry at my college.

mfw
User avatar #19 - wellimnotsure (04/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You have 2 choices when going after a gunmen. Attempt to disarm them, or disrupt their balance, If you dont have proper training, or are alone, or both, The second option is usually better. Most people who do this kind of thing "emphasis on most" arent very skilled shooters. If you can take their legs out or force them to fire from an uncomfortable position you drastically increase everyones chance of survival.
#29 - nevolmon ONLINE (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i think that the moment they enter the room everyone should throw all of their 						****					 at them at once.
i think that the moment they enter the room everyone should throw all of their **** at them at once.
#54 - muffintime (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or you just grab your smaller classmate and use them as a meat shield...
Or you just grab your smaller classmate and use them as a meat shield...
#33 - localbees (04/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
We were doing active shooter drills for ROTC a few weeks ago.   
The guy in charge said basically the exact same thing. He used a lot more expletives though.
We were doing active shooter drills for ROTC a few weeks ago.
The guy in charge said basically the exact same thing. He used a lot more expletives though.
User avatar #28 - toxinfrog (04/13/2014) [-]
We had a high school cop tell us, in response to that stabbing in wherever it was, "Don't go out like a bitch. if someone's gonna stab you punch that ****** in the throat."
#154 - arrrbie (04/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
how i imagine taking a gunman down
how i imagine taking a gunman down
#60 - namehasntbeentaken (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
don't lie, every single one of you has gone through what you would do if a gunman came into your class
#178 - jjvoodoo (04/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
if a guy with a gun stated shooting up my classroom i would rush him, and if i lived i would also beat the 						****					 out of everyone who didn't rush, you have the right to be a coward but if your cowardice potentially causes the death of others your a piece of 						****
if a guy with a gun stated shooting up my classroom i would rush him, and if i lived i would also beat the **** out of everyone who didn't rush, you have the right to be a coward but if your cowardice potentially causes the death of others your a piece of ****
User avatar #190 to #178 - syntheticdoll (04/13/2014) [-]
So every girl who is like 50kg and perfectly knows she has no chance to take on a grown man and rushing to her death is stupid is a coward.
User avatar #142 - pointlessroller (04/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
...But what if the shooter is Robocop with a minigun? What then?
User avatar #152 to #142 - Keoul (04/13/2014) [-]
Nothing changes, you attack him.
Your blood will rust him while your organs clog his machinery. You will all die remembered as heroes and really that's what everyone wants from life right? To be remembered in a positive light.
User avatar #141 - tsoper ONLINE (04/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
or you know.. LOCK THE ******* DOOR.


jesus christ how dumbfounded are you people?
User avatar #143 to #141 - pointlessroller (04/13/2014) [-]
... I don't think 'dumbfounded' means what you think it means.
#99 - gypsydude (04/13/2014) [-]
To be honest when I was in high school for my senior year, the news was filled with school shootings every week. I did plan that if some ****** came in with a gun that tit would only be wise to bum rush that ****** (Did boxing at the time so I felt that I could some serious damage with my bare hands). Yeah I knew that a lucky shot could have killed me, but I would rather die on my feet fighting, then dying on my knees. But now while in college I don't freak out about that **** anymore. But if that day dose come I'll gladly charge in the hope of saving my fellow human beings.
User avatar #98 - tittylovin (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If your school would let you carry a knife, you'd put him down a lot faster.
#115 to #98 - dehumanizer (04/13/2014) [-]
>not carrying a knife anyways   
   
what kind of a man are ya?
>not carrying a knife anyways

what kind of a man are ya?
User avatar #158 - feelythefeel (04/13/2014) [-]
>everyone talking about beating the **** out of theoretical gunmen
>read: nobody here has seen a gun in person in their lives
#193 - robuntu (04/13/2014) [-]
Can anyone name one time when EVERYONE in the room was killed by not attacking the guy?

Just sayin.....made up advice is made up.
#240 - eating (04/13/2014) [-]
feels good living in europe where i dont have to worry about that 						****
feels good living in europe where i dont have to worry about that ****
#181 - doctordick (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I strongly advise to not do what OP says, as you are giving the shooter too many kills for his killstreak, which will then result in even more deaths.
I strongly advise to not do what OP says, as you are giving the shooter too many kills for his killstreak, which will then result in even more deaths.
#180 - laxxy (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
not if he has a machine gun with extended mags
User avatar #2 - Anonomousthirteen (04/12/2014) [+] (17 replies)
But they won't. When push comes to shove, people retreat and cower. It's quite sad, actually.
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