.... .. My roommate never really forgave me for doing this to him in college. > Get an index card and write "Check out this giant spider" > Get a glass
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#17 - theaphasic (02/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
My roommate never really forgave me for doing this to him in college.   
> Get an index card and write "Check out this giant 						*******					 spider"   
> Get a glass cup, place it on your roommate's desk in a knocked over position   
> Put index card next to the cup
My roommate never really forgave me for doing this to him in college.
> Get an index card and write "Check out this giant ******* spider"
> Get a glass cup, place it on your roommate's desk in a knocked over position
> Put index card next to the cup
#9 - ashee (02/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
No thanks.
No thanks.
#24 - doctorprofessornv (02/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
sweet dreams...
sweet dreams...
#28 - billywonka (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#64 - Lookinatstuff (02/05/2014) [-]
Turning the lights off was not his best move...
User avatar #40 - toxickooties (02/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be about 4 years ago
>Still with ex
>staying the night at his place (lives with family friend)
>she wont let us sleep in the same bed
>I'm in the youngest sons room, since he doesn't sleep in there
>middle of the night
>wake up to something tickling my arm
>reach over to scratch arm
>hand lands on what I assume a very large cockroach.
>First reaction, grab it and throw it
>what ever it was hits the wall hard
>AND CRAWLS AWAY
>I HEARD IT CRAWL AWAY.


I got hardly any sleep for the rest of the night.
#14 - ironwaffle (02/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
try living in the middle of the woods in southern Missouri and these ******* are all over the place. They have reinforced stainless steal Armour that covers their body, making them impervious to even the strongest bullets.

****
#1 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
Even worse, it falls behind your bed.
#68 - hueman (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So I was taking a **** on school once when I felt a tingling sensation in the general vicinity of my butthole. Get up, look around, guess what? Spider in the toilet.
MFW
User avatar #74 to #68 - zeroqp (02/05/2014) [-]
What a way to die. Violently flushed down, while getting mushed into the pee and poo of the drain... but at least it got to tickle you before it went. Tiny troll face spider.
#12 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - justleaving (02/04/2014) [-]
well, only one thing left then
#34 - LordoftheBacon (02/05/2014) [-]
I lived in hawaii for a couple months. I thought it was hilarious cause I never saw spiders...weird right?...Wrong...I never saw tiny spiders when I saw my first spider in two months I realized something...the reason there werent any small spiders is cause the big ones eat them..MFW
User avatar #6 - unseelie (02/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Now imagine how I feel when my cat knocked over the container I had all the giant hissing cockroaches in (they were food for other pets)
I'm still not entirely sure where they all went.
User avatar #94 to #92 - stripey ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
such stripe
wow
#4 - include (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#19 to #4 - forett (02/05/2014) [-]
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#72 - zeroqp (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not afraid of spiders, myself. It's more like I'm glad to see them, because they eat the things I hate.

I hate anything that seeks you out and stabs you with it's little syringe needle mouth to suuuck your juciy blood out. I'm not 'scared' of it, but it makes me cringe. Especially those times when you're just minding your business, when you start to feel an itch coming on, and you look down...e You need to login to view this link

Anything like that, that bites and sucks and is gross, I hate. Ticks, fleas, mites, mosquitos, but worst of all are parasites. THOSE things make my stomach turn. Luckily I haven't seen any in real life that I'm aware of, but thanks to the internet I'm well aware of their existance.
User avatar #13 - chuca (02/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
now have one crawl on you while you're trying to sleep, ain't nothing more fund than having to live in a bug-infested apartment cause you'r neighbors are ignorant ***** who treat it like a dumpster
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