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50 Shades of Gray. From Jas at www.facebook.com/JasComics/ Check out my page! "I swear to God... This joke has flown over so many heads from all my friends

From Jas at www.facebook.com/JasComics/ Check out my page!

"I swear to God... This joke has flown over so many heads from all my friends I've shown it too. It's rather disappointing, actually. And after I explain it to them, they laugh and say, "Holy crap, that's brilliant."

Although I hate, hate, hate, explaining jokes. I may have to explain this one so there's no confusion and to prevent the joke from flying over your heads.

First, she says she wants to SEE 50 Shades of GREY. And everything she see's is normal colored.

Second, EVERYTHING HE SEES is GRAY/GREY.

Third, dogs see in yellow and blue spectrum, not black and white hence why all the colors in the first panel are changed to only yellow and blue in the third panel.

That's all. If you understood it without reading then congrats. You're one of the few people whom I didn't need to explain it to and I love you for that."

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#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/21/2015) [-]

why would you want to see it anyway?

it's pure trash even from a pornographic standpoint

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#41 to #3 - infinitereaper (12/22/2015) [-]

The YA market is garbage in general, because it's populated by female readers, who, frankly don't know how to ******* read. The first Hunger Games book was alright, but the writing was garbage, then it devolved into the same ******* ugh-

the female fantasy: normal girl, fought over by two guys, bla bla bla, smouldering bad boy, conflicted, bla bla bla, same old same old. Women have terrible taste. Doesn't matter if the book or writing is absolute **** , throw in a rich guy who likes a normal girl for no reason and they went their ******* pants.

It's popular because all those women have **** taste and by extension shallow poeple.

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#9 to #3 - hymncz ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

If it gets the lady into the mood for some kinky play, I don't mind sacrificing two hour of my life for some potential sexy time.

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#10 to #9 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

But it also lets you know that your lady has awful, awful taste.

Also, "kinky." What's the kinkiest thing in that movie? A blindfold? Spanking?

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#12 to #10 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

Literally stalking someone, being manipulative and controlling, even going so far as to keep going when your partner tells you to stop with tears in her eyes? Yeah, real "kinky", folks.

And the fact that people go so far as to go "Well he was a broken man! He was abused in his past! That's why he does the things he does!" That is quite frankly the ********* excuse in the world, and he should've gone and gotten help from a therapist or some **** like that.

#14 to #12 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

Yeah, his terribly traumatic childhood, which consisted of being poor until he was four, finding his mother's dead body- which is pretty bad, granted- being in the foster system for a few months, then being adopted by a super-rich, indulgent family with siblings that he bullied. Even if they were too stupid to get him psychological help, even though he was mute for more than a year.

Also molested as a 15 year old by a "family friend" that he stayed friends with for years because she "taught him" or something. Real nice.

And he did get professional help! And when it didn't help, he continued to go to the same ineffectual therapist and continue the same ineffectual treatment for years, because EL James is a ****** , ****** writer who doesn't know how anything works.

Bonus facts! He keeps photographic evidence of what he did with the previous women he got involved with as blackmail, he conducted a full investigation about Ana literally minutes after she left his office, his older siblings were frightened of him, he "accidentally" broke the bones of a woman he was with previously, and he supposedly makes more than a hundred thousand dollars an hour.

#24 to #14 - notanotheraccount (12/22/2015) [-]

I watched this movie and I mean, I liked most of what I saw from a fetish standpoint in the sexytime scenes, but everything else was just him treating her like she wasnt **** , and controlling her entire life. It made me feel uncomfortable. If a man who I entrust with my body in that manner ever treated me like that, id feel like dirt. She was basically his puppet, and people fawn over it and want that as their life. It set a horrible standard for what is acceptable in ANY relationship, and an especially horrible one for BDSM relationships.

#40 to #9 - infinitereaper (12/22/2015) [-]

>implying a woman with such ****** taste is even worth *******
get some standards you thirsty *******

#43 to #40 - hymncz ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

>Implying watching a bad movie means you have ****** taste
It is an overly hyped movie, no harm to watching it to see what its about. I watched the first twilight movie as well for the same reason.

>>#41
True, when I was browsing some novels to read, a few top selling novel was erotic novels targeted for woman, and boy there was quiet a few of it.

Are most of those book **** , yeah pretty much. Divergent, Maze runner, Hunger games are pretty much the same thing stapled onto different setting.

But when I think about it, it is more or less the same with guys and anime. A lot of anime have lack luster character and story, and is only fueled by the cuteness and perverseness situation of the female characters, all the while pandering to the male lead. It sells not only because of people's **** taste, but because it appeals to the lowest common denominator. I can enjoy ****** anime for the ecchi parts, I can enjoy good anime for the quality as well.

#50 to #43 - infinitereaper (12/22/2015) [-]

It's highly likely I've watched waaay more anime than you and utterly disagree. There are good series out there you just miss them every season. A surprising number of good series. Sure their on tropes, but my point is that female VA is practically all the same.

I just watched a twelve episode series about a child genius who was a murderer and the long standing effects and mysteries that the subplot of forbidden love produced. It was ****** incredible as a mental treat. That was merely one season ago, and honestly I still have to catch up on all the stuff I ignored.

#47 to #9 - empithree ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

sacrifice 2 hours for 2 minutes of play?

#6 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Dogs are not colour-blind though

#45 to #6 - superhoody (12/22/2015) [-]

Op literally explains that in the content

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#7 to #6 - jaskirat [OP](12/21/2015) [-]

They can only see yellow-blue spectrum hence why the third panel is only yellow-blue

#21 to #7 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

thats some intense ass detail

#15 to #7 - thechosentroll (12/22/2015) [-]

Didn't even notice that.

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#13 - sanitarysan ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

das a carrot

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#16 - thechosentroll (12/22/2015) [-]

I will never understand why 50 Shades of "Do I Afraid You" became so popular. I mean, we live in the age of the goddamn internet. And by "goddamn", I mean forsaken by ******* god, the land of smut, where dicks grow on trees, vaginas flap around in the air and everyone knows what a horse cock looks like. A place where men are real men, women are also real men and kids are the FBI. A glorious realm, where all your obscure fetishes can be satisfied, no matter how niche or illegal they are. And this glorious kingdom of debauchery is just a couple of clicks or taps away at almost any given time. You could be on the buss and heave ready access to brazilian midget fart porn. All this easily accessible smut for free and yet people pay for some ~~B-list~~ Z-list fanfiction that's about as arousing as doing your taxes. Just............. WHY?!

#33 to #16 - lotengo ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

Women pretend that its not really porn if its in the form of a book.
That is why they think its ok to have 50 shades in on a shelf in your livingroom, but no sane person would dare to do that with a penthouse magazine.

#18 to #16 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

"where all your obscure fetishes can be satisfied" Ehh not always, I want to find genderbender porn where both the male and female switch genders and have sex with each other. I found 3 1/2 and 2 were furry.

#27 to #18 - rainbowhead (12/22/2015) [-]

There are some MLP comics if you're into that.

#28 to #27 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

Nah I want human stuff. Human mlp is fine, but pony mlp is not.

#48 to #28 - ygdosst ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

You can probably find a lot more if you read moonrunes, it's everywhere but usually in untranslated doujins.

It also helps to lower your standards to Male->Female and Female->Futa, instead of Female->Male.
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There's an example if you need to know what I'm talking about.

#49 to #48 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

NIce thank you.

#26 to #16 - rainbowhead (12/22/2015) [-]

I think the main reason women like it is because they can all collectively admit they enjoy something "weird" like this and not be judged.

#31 to #26 - thechosentroll (12/22/2015) [-]

Why is the word "weird" in quotation marks? 50 Shades of Hah GAAAAAAAAY! isn't "weird", it's weird. Straight up weird. Weirder than the "weird" **** online. I've read some extracts from that thing and, besides anatomically impossible, the acts described were weirder than actual BDSM stuff. Bondage is leather and latex and whips and stuff. 50 Shades of Earl Grey is double fisting while playing the accordion with your legs. Which would be ******* impressive, because the accordion is a very complex and under-appreciated instrument.

#32 to #31 - rainbowhead (12/22/2015) [-]

Alright, it's weird without quotation marks, my point still stands. I haven't read or watched it, but from what I heard it's a ****** up rape fantasy, and people are probably ashamed of enjoying it, so they pretend it's BDSM.

#34 to #32 - thechosentroll (12/22/2015) [-]

It's not even a rape fantasy. It's a BAD rape fantasy. The **** they do is literally impossible. It would cause massive internal bleeding in the very least. And even if it WERE possible, it'd be about as arousing as masturbating with a brick.

#1 - muffincannibal (12/21/2015) [-]

I DON'T ******* GET IT!

#2 to #1 - norkasthethird (12/21/2015) [-]

he's colourblind
so is the dog

#17 to #2 - yugiohkris

ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

>>#7,

#25 - mcmanybucks (12/22/2015) [-]

I suffered through 30 minutes of this "movie"

EVERYTHING leads to sex.

Oh, you breathed? **** ME NOW GODDAMNIT

Oh hey, you sold my car that i was very fond of? LOL IM NOT ANGRY, LETS **** !

#19 - terribletim ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

I understood the joke

#44 - hidemoto ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]

Real porn has better development than Shades.

#39 - traveltech (12/22/2015) [-]

Look, it's ok to spell it gray, and it's ok to spell it grey

I just want you to stick with one spelling rather than switch it back and forth

#35 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

I think what is confusing is that it looks as if she sees him in black and white because she's in color in the first panel and he is in b&w

#42 to #35 - shinymew (12/22/2015) [-]

I think it's because the comic shifts perception with each block, so we see what that person sees. So the first one is on the woman (color), then man (colorblind so it's black and white), dog (blue and yellow) then back to the man (black and white).