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User avatar #10 - gabeinated (01/11/2016) [-]
**gabeinated used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**gabeinated rolls A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.**
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User avatar #119 to #10 - daniboyi (01/11/2016) [-]
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**daniboyi rolls Oozemaster.**
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User avatar #80 to #10 - tangedal (01/11/2016) [-]
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**tangedal rolls The Star Wars Holiday Special.**
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User avatar #85 to #80 - itsapirateslife (01/11/2016) [-]
PLEASE NO
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User avatar #86 to #85 - tangedal (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh yes! I watched it once, it was terrifying
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User avatar #87 to #86 - itsapirateslife (01/11/2016) [-]
I watched the Jontron review, that was more than enough and indeed, terrifying
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User avatar #125 to #87 - talldumbdork ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
That child wookie was hideous. I too watched the jonathan tronation show.
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User avatar #131 to #80 - mrsixinch (01/11/2016) [-]
:'(
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User avatar #146 to #10 - theaddviser (01/11/2016) [-]
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**theaddviser rolls Me time.**
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#153 to #10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolls A death ray.**
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User avatar #158 to #10 - iflirtwithanyone (01/11/2016) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Active listening.**
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User avatar #160 to #10 - muggle (01/11/2016) [-]
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**muggle rolls Man-Faye.**
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#172 to #10 - bhicks (01/11/2016) [-]
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**bhicks rolls A toxic family environment.**
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User avatar #89 to #10 - goldexperiences (01/11/2016) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls Justin Bieber.**
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User avatar #114 to #10 - wetpantslol (01/11/2016) [-]
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**wetpantslol rolls Dental dams.**
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User avatar #92 to #10 - nowthatsedgy (01/11/2016) [-]
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**nowthatsedgy rolls The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.**
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#147 to #10 - chokebee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**chokebee rolls My genitals.**
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User avatar #15 to #10 - numbmind ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**numbmind rolls The placenta.**
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User avatar #42 to #15 - maternation (01/11/2016) [-]
Hell Yeah, Eraserhead!
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#129 to #10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.**
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User avatar #101 to #10 - psychonaut (01/11/2016) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls Golden showers.**
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User avatar #109 to #101 - vigilum (01/11/2016) [-]
Then how come I didn't get the job?
:c
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User avatar #95 to #10 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Game balance.**
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#173 to #10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator.**
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#144 to #10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Sperm whales.**
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User avatar #171 to #10 - pikapoopie ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**pikapoopie rolls Fun Tyrant.**
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User avatar #133 to #10 - gaminggenus (01/11/2016) [-]
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**gaminggenus rolls Scalping.**
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#159 to #10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Clams.**
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User avatar #88 to #10 - nickelakon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**nickelakon rolls Barack Obama.**
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User avatar #155 to #10 - budbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Moeblob.**
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User avatar #177 to #10 - anormalwhale (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anormalwhale rolls A tiny horse.**
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User avatar #151 to #10 - strangesir (01/11/2016) [-]
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**strangesir rolls Extraordinary Rendition.**
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User avatar #174 to #10 - swagpony (01/11/2016) [-]
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**swagpony rolls Multiple stab wounds.**
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User avatar #126 to #10 - echsa (01/11/2016) [-]
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**echsa rolls The Hamburglar.**
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#138 to #10 - lep ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lep rolls Daniel Benoit**
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User avatar #11 to #10 - gabeinated (01/11/2016) [-]
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**gabeinated rolls Natural 20.**
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User avatar #132 to #11 - jesusisagoose (01/11/2016) [-]
poor employer
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User avatar #24 - tormain (01/11/2016) [-]
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**tormain rolls What's my secret power?**
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User avatar #157 to #24 - budbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Friends who eat all the snacks.**
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User avatar #84 to #24 - devilicious (01/11/2016) [-]
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**devilicious rolls Santa Claus.**
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#149 to #24 - chokebee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**chokebee rolls School swimsuits.**
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User avatar #162 to #24 - iflirtwithanyone (01/11/2016) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Auschwitz.**
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User avatar #81 to #24 - tangedal (01/11/2016) [-]
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**tangedal rolls My first kill.**
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User avatar #103 to #24 - psychonaut (01/11/2016) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for one.**
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User avatar #90 to #24 - goldexperiences (01/11/2016) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls ****** eurobeat music.**
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User avatar #130 to #24 - mrsixinch (01/11/2016) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls Waiting 'til marriage.**
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User avatar #97 to #24 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Fingering.**
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User avatar #25 to #24 - tormain (01/11/2016) [-]
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**tormain rolls Being awesome at sex.**
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User avatar #26 to #25 - boomerpyro (01/11/2016) [-]
you can't fool a fellow FJ user
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#54 to #25 - adhdtookmyaccount (01/11/2016) [-]
Too bad you'll never use it
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#73 to #25 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Wont be hard to hide will it?
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User avatar #29 - paddypancake (01/11/2016) [-]
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**paddypancake rolls _ is a slippery slope that leads to _.**
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User avatar #163 to #29 - iflirtwithanyone (01/11/2016) [-]
**iflirtwithanyone used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**iflirtwithanyone rolls The human body.**
**iflirtwithanyone rolls Natalie Portman.**
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User avatar #30 to #29 - paddypancake (01/11/2016) [-]
**paddypancake used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**paddypancake rolls Futanari.**
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User avatar #98 to #29 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls The economy.**
**lifewaster rolls Poor life choices.**
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User avatar #31 to #29 - paddypancake (01/11/2016) [-]
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**paddypancake rolls Famine.**
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User avatar #72 to #31 - rejakted (01/11/2016) [-]
Beautiful metaphor for VR ******* .
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User avatar #1 - evilhomer (01/10/2016) [-]
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**evilhomer rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
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User avatar #120 to #1 - daniboyi (01/11/2016) [-]
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**daniboyi rolls A mime having a stroke.**
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User avatar #161 to #1 - iflirtwithanyone (01/11/2016) [-]
**iflirtwithanyone used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**iflirtwithanyone rolls My collection of high-tech sex toys.**
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User avatar #156 to #1 - budbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Upskirts.**
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User avatar #96 to #1 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls George Clooney's musk.**
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User avatar #91 to #1 - goldexperiences (01/11/2016) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls Self-flagellation.**
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User avatar #102 to #1 - psychonaut (01/11/2016) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls Cards Against Humanity.**
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User avatar #2 to #1 - evilhomer (01/10/2016) [-]
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**evilhomer rolls Catching 'em all.**
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lathyrusvii (01/11/2016) [-]
stds?
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User avatar #33 to #1 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
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**indonesia rolls Projectile vomiting.**
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User avatar #18 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
But, the Dragon Age was called the Dragon Age because dragons returned.
Are you saying they all got killed within 100 years?
******* Nevarra.
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#20 to #18 - pentol (01/11/2016) [-]
i remember it differently, some people THOUGHT that dragons would be a significant factor in the next age, but so far there have ben disapointingly few dragons.
Then again, i'm certain they retconed that too after origins.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The way i remember it ( I could look it up if I really wanted to, but meh)
It was suppose to be called the Sun Age, but then dragons showed up and the divine was all "Yo, that must be a sign that dragons are gonna be relevant" and decided to call it that instead.
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User avatar #57 to #21 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
Now no one sai the Divine was smart. After all, they do not follow the Qun.
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User avatar #59 to #57 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh great, one of those people.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't want to follow glorious Arishok?
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User avatar #61 to #60 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The Arishok only leads the Qun's armies though, I don't consider myself much of a soldier, so even if I was following the Qun I wouldn't be following the Arishok.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah but without glorious Arishok, the QUnari would be without protection from the filthy Vashoth.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The Qun has bigger problem than Tal-Vashoth, considering their at war with Tevinter and all.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
Well if they'd stop taking us as slaves and poisoning children we wouldn't have this problem. Besides, we won Seheron fair and square. Okay well maybe not fair.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Seheron is in a three-way war currently though, between the Fog Warriors, Tevinter and the Qunari.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
The warriors are a small nuisance, Tevinter is just trying to flaunt their wealth by sending wave after wave. I have more respect for the Fog Warriors than I do Tevinter. ******* Magisters.
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User avatar #70 to #65 - funpunk (01/11/2016) [-]
I only played Origins and Inquisition, never heard of Seheron or the Fog Warriors.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I think they only concretely talk about Seheron and the Fog Warriors in Inquisition though.
Iron Bull tells you about it if you ask him about Qunari stuff.
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User avatar #111 to #71 - vigilum (01/11/2016) [-]
Fenris talks about Fog Warriors a bit in 2, I think.
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User avatar #112 to #111 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's possible.
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#110 to #20 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Dragons were making a comeback after the "extinction" thing.
Therefore the Dragon Age.
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User avatar #79 to #18 - theshadowed (01/11/2016) [-]
I mean **** , when the Inquisitor can personally kill like 15 High Dragons, no wonder Nevarra hunted the little pussies to extinction
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User avatar #4 - luciuseternal ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
**luciuseternal used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**luciuseternal rolls In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.**
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User avatar #99 to #4 - lifewaster (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Handcuffs, without the key.**
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User avatar #165 to #4 - aserrinog (01/11/2016) [-]
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**aserrinog rolls Free samples.**
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User avatar #164 to #4 - iflirtwithanyone (01/11/2016) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Child abuse.**
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User avatar #5 to #4 - luciuseternal ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**luciuseternal rolls George Clooney's musk.**
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User avatar #58 to #4 - dajewishmankey (01/11/2016) [-]
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**dajewishmankey rolls Attitude.**
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User avatar #121 to #4 - vpiii (01/11/2016) [-]
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**vpiii rolls Projectile vomiting.**
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User avatar #17 to #4 - numbmind ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**numbmind rolls The entire rest of eternity, spent in ******* Bruges.**
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User avatar #27 - porkchips (01/11/2016) [-]
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**porkchips rolls Why am I sticky?**
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User avatar #28 to #27 - porkchips (01/11/2016) [-]
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**porkchips rolls Zangief's chest hair.**
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User avatar #166 to #27 - aserrinog (01/11/2016) [-]
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**aserrinog rolls The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.**
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User avatar #38 to #27 - candypoops (01/11/2016) [-]
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**candypoops rolls Prison rape.**
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User avatar #12 - leonhardt (01/11/2016) [-]
"One of the best plays of the night"

More like

"most silly thing I could dig out of the deck and put together by myself"
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User avatar #134 - danrmanalt ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**danrmanalt rolls This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with _.**
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User avatar #135 to #134 - danrmanalt ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**danrmanalt rolls Seppuku.**
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#167 to #135 - brothergrimm (01/11/2016) [-]
Not bad at all
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#113 - severepwner (01/11/2016) [-]
*Then the judge just selects the most absurdly sexual card instead*
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User avatar #116 to #113 - krobeles (01/11/2016) [-]
Honestly, I just mostly pick whatever is the most offensive. Especially since I usually play this game with some borderline SJWs, so that makes it all the funnier.
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User avatar #145 to #116 - anotherponyaccount (01/11/2016) [-]
How does that work?
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User avatar #170 to #145 - krobeles (01/11/2016) [-]
What do you mean? How do I avoid pissing them off, to the point that they dont wanna speak with me, you mean?
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User avatar #184 to #170 - anotherponyaccount (01/12/2016) [-]
How can you play CaH when worried about offending people
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User avatar #185 to #184 - krobeles (22 hours ago) [-]
Well, I'm not. As I said, I deliberately try to offend people. Its not that hard to play CaH without being over-the-top offensive, which is what my SJW-ey friends are doing.
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User avatar #186 to #185 - anotherponyaccount (21 hours ago) [-]
I think I get it, I always try the darkest combinations I can, so it's kinda difficult to imagine an SJW answer
What's the Smell? Auschwitz
How did I lose my virginity? Police brutality
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User avatar #187 to #186 - krobeles (18 hours ago) [-]
Its actually a lot of fun. I find, that offensive jokes becomes a bit funnier, if somebody recognises how offensive they are.
My friends are enough into social justice, that they sorta hold a bunch of the beliefs, but aren't really all that rightous about it, especially towards me, since I've known them for several years. They get this look on their faces of contradicting emotional states, where they know they should be offended due to their faith, but cant really bring themselves to get into a hissy fit at a friend, especially not when its just a game. Its a blast.
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User avatar #154 to #145 - theugandanhero (01/11/2016) [-]
No one looks at their cards
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User avatar #75 - benadryl (01/11/2016) [-]
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**benadryl rolls I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over _.**
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User avatar #115 to #75 - kyouko (01/11/2016) [-]
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**kyouko rolls Porn Stars.**
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User avatar #76 to #75 - benadryl (01/11/2016) [-]
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**benadryl rolls Clubbin seals**
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#142 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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User avatar #127 - mrsixinch (01/11/2016) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
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User avatar #128 to #127 - mrsixinch (01/11/2016) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls Friends who eat all the snacks.**
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User avatar #107 - brandonsharklow (01/11/2016) [-]
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**brandonsharklow rolls Your drill can pierce _!**
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User avatar #108 to #107 - brandonsharklow (01/11/2016) [-]
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**brandonsharklow rolls A whale's blowhole**
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#45 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#46 to #45 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**anonymous rolls A _ a day keeps the _ away.**
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#47 to #46 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Nicolas Cage.**
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#48 to #47 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**A Nicholas a day keeps the Cage away?
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User avatar #77 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/11/2016) [-]
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**rubiksdodecahedron rolls Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.**
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User avatar #78 to #77 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/11/2016) [-]
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**rubiksdodecahedron rolls Finding a skeleton.**
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User avatar #176 - Tyranitar (01/11/2016) [-]
Favorite play I ever did: (don't remember the exact wording of the black card)

"A man who worked his whole life to achieve a world without boxes had his dreams crushed on his deathbed as the nurse brought in a box"
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#100 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Khans of Tarkir in a nutshell.
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User avatar #56 - holycrapimacupcake (01/11/2016) [-]
If SKyrim is anything to go by they have good reasons to be suspicious.
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User avatar #22 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**lapsushominum rolls What ended my last relationship?**
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User avatar #23 to #22 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
**lapsushominum used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**lapsushominum rolls Free samples.**
Trick question
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