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User avatar #10 - gabeinated ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
**gabeinated used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**gabeinated rolls A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.**
User avatar #119 to #10 - daniboyi (9 hours ago) [-]
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**daniboyi rolls Oozemaster.**
User avatar #80 to #10 - tangedal ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
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**tangedal rolls The Star Wars Holiday Special.**
User avatar #85 to #80 - itsapirateslife (11 hours ago) [-]
PLEASE NO
User avatar #86 to #85 - tangedal ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh yes! I watched it once, it was terrifying
User avatar #87 to #86 - itsapirateslife (11 hours ago) [-]
I watched the Jontron review, that was more than enough and indeed, terrifying
User avatar #125 to #87 - talldumbdork (9 hours ago) [-]
That child wookie was hideous. I too watched the jonathan tronation show.
User avatar #131 to #80 - mrsixinch (9 hours ago) [-]
:'(
User avatar #146 to #10 - theaddviser ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
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**theaddviser rolls Me time.**
#153 to #10 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls A death ray.**
User avatar #158 to #10 - iflirtwithanyone (7 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Active listening.**
User avatar #160 to #10 - muggle (7 hours ago) [-]
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**muggle rolls Man-Faye.**
#172 to #10 - bhicks (7 hours ago) [-]
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**bhicks rolls A toxic family environment.**
User avatar #89 to #10 - goldexperiences (10 hours ago) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls Justin Bieber.**
User avatar #114 to #10 - wetpantslol (10 hours ago) [-]
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**wetpantslol rolls Dental dams.**
User avatar #92 to #10 - nowthatsedgy (10 hours ago) [-]
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**nowthatsedgy rolls The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.**
#147 to #10 - chokebee (8 hours ago) [-]
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**chokebee rolls My genitals.**
User avatar #15 to #10 - numbmind (21 hours ago) [-]
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**numbmind rolls The placenta.**
User avatar #42 to #15 - maternation (14 hours ago) [-]
Hell Yeah, Eraserhead!
#129 to #10 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.**
User avatar #101 to #10 - psychonaut (10 hours ago) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls Golden showers.**
User avatar #109 to #101 - vigilum (10 hours ago) [-]
Then how come I didn't get the job?
:c
User avatar #95 to #10 - lifewaster ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Game balance.**
#173 to #10 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator.**
#144 to #10 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Sperm whales.**
#171 to #10 - pikapoopie (7 hours ago) [-]
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**pikapoopie rolls Fun Tyrant.**
User avatar #133 to #10 - gaminggenus ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
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**gaminggenus rolls Scalping.**
#159 to #10 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls Clams.**
User avatar #88 to #10 - nickelakon ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
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**nickelakon rolls Barack Obama.**
User avatar #155 to #10 - budbrown (8 hours ago) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Moeblob.**
User avatar #177 to #10 - anormalwhale (6 hours ago) [-]
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**anormalwhale rolls A tiny horse.**
User avatar #151 to #10 - strangesir ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
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**strangesir rolls Extraordinary Rendition.**
User avatar #174 to #10 - swagpony (7 hours ago) [-]
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**swagpony rolls Multiple stab wounds.**
User avatar #126 to #10 - echsa (9 hours ago) [-]
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**echsa rolls The Hamburglar.**
#138 to #10 - lep (8 hours ago) [-]
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**lep rolls Daniel Benoit**
User avatar #11 to #10 - gabeinated ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
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**gabeinated rolls Natural 20.**
#43 to #11 - thepizzadevourer (14 hours ago) [-]
Flawless.
User avatar #132 to #11 - jesusisagoose (9 hours ago) [-]
poor employer
User avatar #24 - tormain (18 hours ago) [-]
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**tormain rolls What's my secret power?**
User avatar #157 to #24 - budbrown (7 hours ago) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Friends who eat all the snacks.**
User avatar #84 to #24 - devilicious (11 hours ago) [-]
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**devilicious rolls Santa Claus.**
#149 to #24 - chokebee (8 hours ago) [-]
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**chokebee rolls School swimsuits.**
User avatar #162 to #24 - iflirtwithanyone (7 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Auschwitz.**
User avatar #81 to #24 - tangedal ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
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**tangedal rolls My first kill.**
User avatar #103 to #24 - psychonaut (10 hours ago) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for one.**
User avatar #90 to #24 - goldexperiences (10 hours ago) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls ****** eurobeat music.**
User avatar #130 to #24 - mrsixinch (9 hours ago) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls Waiting 'til marriage.**
User avatar #97 to #24 - lifewaster ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Fingering.**
User avatar #25 to #24 - tormain (18 hours ago) [-]
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**tormain rolls Being awesome at sex.**
User avatar #26 to #25 - boomerpyro (18 hours ago) [-]
you can't fool a fellow FJ user
#73 to #25 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
Wont be hard to hide will it?
#54 to #25 - adhdtookmyaccount ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Too bad you'll never use it
User avatar #29 - paddypancake (17 hours ago) [-]
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**paddypancake rolls _ is a slippery slope that leads to _.**
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User avatar #163 to #29 - iflirtwithanyone (7 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls The human body.**
**iflirtwithanyone rolls Natalie Portman.**
User avatar #30 to #29 - paddypancake (17 hours ago) [-]
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**paddypancake rolls Futanari.**
User avatar #98 to #29 - lifewaster ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls The economy.**
**lifewaster rolls Poor life choices.**
User avatar #31 to #29 - paddypancake (17 hours ago) [-]
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**paddypancake rolls Famine.**
User avatar #72 to #31 - rejakted (11 hours ago) [-]
Beautiful metaphor for VR ******* .
User avatar #1 - evilhomer (01/10/2016) [-]
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**evilhomer rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
User avatar #120 to #1 - daniboyi (9 hours ago) [-]
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**daniboyi rolls A mime having a stroke.**
User avatar #161 to #1 - iflirtwithanyone (7 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls My collection of high-tech sex toys.**
User avatar #156 to #1 - budbrown (8 hours ago) [-]
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**budbrown rolls Upskirts.**
User avatar #96 to #1 - lifewaster ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls George Clooney's musk.**
User avatar #91 to #1 - goldexperiences (10 hours ago) [-]
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**goldexperiences rolls Self-flagellation.**
User avatar #102 to #1 - psychonaut (10 hours ago) [-]
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**psychonaut rolls Cards Against Humanity.**
User avatar #2 to #1 - evilhomer (01/10/2016) [-]
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**evilhomer rolls Catching 'em all.**
User avatar #3 to #2 - lathyrusvii (01/11/2016) [-]
stds?
User avatar #33 to #1 - indonesia (16 hours ago) [-]
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**indonesia rolls Projectile vomiting.**
User avatar #18 - sexyhimself (20 hours ago) [-]
But, the Dragon Age was called the Dragon Age because dragons returned.
Are you saying they all got killed within 100 years?
******* Nevarra.
#20 to #18 - pentol (19 hours ago) [-]
i remember it differently, some people THOUGHT that dragons would be a significant factor in the next age, but so far there have ben disapointingly few dragons.
Then again, i'm certain they retconed that too after origins.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sexyhimself (19 hours ago) [-]
The way i remember it ( I could look it up if I really wanted to, but meh)
It was suppose to be called the Sun Age, but then dragons showed up and the divine was all "Yo, that must be a sign that dragons are gonna be relevant" and decided to call it that instead.
User avatar #57 to #21 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
Now no one sai the Divine was smart. After all, they do not follow the Qun.
User avatar #59 to #57 - sexyhimself (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh great, one of those people.
User avatar #60 to #59 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
Don't want to follow glorious Arishok?
User avatar #61 to #60 - sexyhimself (13 hours ago) [-]
The Arishok only leads the Qun's armies though, I don't consider myself much of a soldier, so even if I was following the Qun I wouldn't be following the Arishok.
User avatar #62 to #61 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
Ah but without glorious Arishok, the QUnari would be without protection from the filthy Vashoth.
User avatar #63 to #62 - sexyhimself (12 hours ago) [-]
The Qun has bigger problem than Tal-Vashoth, considering their at war with Tevinter and all.
User avatar #64 to #63 - holycrapimacupcake (12 hours ago) [-]
Well if they'd stop taking us as slaves and poisoning children we wouldn't have this problem. Besides, we won Seheron fair and square. Okay well maybe not fair.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sexyhimself (12 hours ago) [-]
Seheron is in a three-way war currently though, between the Fog Warriors, Tevinter and the Qunari.
User avatar #66 to #65 - holycrapimacupcake (12 hours ago) [-]
The warriors are a small nuisance, Tevinter is just trying to flaunt their wealth by sending wave after wave. I have more respect for the Fog Warriors than I do Tevinter. ******* Magisters.
User avatar #70 to #65 - funpunk (12 hours ago) [-]
I only played Origins and Inquisition, never heard of Seheron or the Fog Warriors.
User avatar #71 to #70 - sexyhimself (12 hours ago) [-]
I think they only concretely talk about Seheron and the Fog Warriors in Inquisition though.
Iron Bull tells you about it if you ask him about Qunari stuff.
User avatar #111 to #71 - vigilum (10 hours ago) [-]
Fenris talks about Fog Warriors a bit in 2, I think.
User avatar #112 to #111 - sexyhimself (10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's possible.
#110 to #20 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Dragons were making a comeback after the "extinction" thing.
Therefore the Dragon Age.
User avatar #79 to #18 - theshadowed (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean **** , when the Inquisitor can personally kill like 15 High Dragons, no wonder Nevarra hunted the little pussies to extinction
User avatar #4 - luciuseternal ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**luciuseternal rolls In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.**
User avatar #99 to #4 - lifewaster ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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**lifewaster rolls Handcuffs, without the key.**
User avatar #165 to #4 - aserrinog (7 hours ago) [-]
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**aserrinog rolls Free samples.**
User avatar #164 to #4 - iflirtwithanyone (7 hours ago) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolls Child abuse.**
User avatar #5 to #4 - luciuseternal ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
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**luciuseternal rolls George Clooney's musk.**
User avatar #58 to #4 - dajewishmankey ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
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**dajewishmankey rolls Attitude.**
User avatar #121 to #4 - vpiii (9 hours ago) [-]
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**vpiii rolls Projectile vomiting.**
User avatar #17 to #4 - numbmind (21 hours ago) [-]
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**numbmind rolls The entire rest of eternity, spent in ******* Bruges.**
User avatar #27 - porkchips (17 hours ago) [-]
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**porkchips rolls Why am I sticky?**
User avatar #28 to #27 - porkchips (17 hours ago) [-]
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**porkchips rolls Zangief's chest hair.**
User avatar #166 to #27 - aserrinog (7 hours ago) [-]
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**aserrinog rolls The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.**
User avatar #38 to #27 - candypoops (16 hours ago) [-]
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**candypoops rolls Prison rape.**
User avatar #12 - leonhardt (21 hours ago) [-]
"One of the best plays of the night"

More like

"most silly thing I could dig out of the deck and put together by myself"
User avatar #134 - danrmanalt ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
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**danrmanalt rolls This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with _.**
User avatar #135 to #134 - danrmanalt ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
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**danrmanalt rolls Seppuku.**
#167 to #135 - brothergrimm ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Not bad at all
User avatar #75 - benadryl (11 hours ago) [-]
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**benadryl rolls I got fired because of my not-so-secret obsession over _.**
User avatar #115 to #75 - kyouko (10 hours ago) [-]
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**kyouko rolls Porn Stars.**
User avatar #76 to #75 - benadryl (11 hours ago) [-]
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**benadryl rolls Clubbin seals**
#113 - severepwner ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
*Then the judge just selects the most absurdly sexual card instead*
User avatar #116 to #113 - krobeles (10 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, I just mostly pick whatever is the most offensive. Especially since I usually play this game with some borderline SJWs, so that makes it all the funnier.
User avatar #145 to #116 - anotherponyaccount (8 hours ago) [-]
How does that work?
User avatar #170 to #145 - krobeles (7 hours ago) [-]
What do you mean? How do I avoid pissing them off, to the point that they dont wanna speak with me, you mean?
User avatar #184 to #170 - anotherponyaccount (1 hour ago) [-]
How can you play CaH when worried about offending people
User avatar #154 to #145 - theugandanhero (8 hours ago) [-]
No one looks at their cards
#142 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #127 - mrsixinch (9 hours ago) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
User avatar #128 to #127 - mrsixinch (9 hours ago) [-]
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**mrsixinch rolls Friends who eat all the snacks.**
User avatar #107 - brandonsharklow (10 hours ago) [-]
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**brandonsharklow rolls Your drill can pierce _!**
User avatar #108 to #107 - brandonsharklow (10 hours ago) [-]
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**brandonsharklow rolls A whale's blowhole**
#45 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**
#46 to #45 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolls A _ a day keeps the _ away.**
#47 to #46 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Nicolas Cage.**
#48 to #47 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**A Nicholas a day keeps the Cage away?
User avatar #77 - rubiksdodecahedron (11 hours ago) [-]
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**rubiksdodecahedron rolls Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.**
User avatar #78 to #77 - rubiksdodecahedron (11 hours ago) [-]
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**rubiksdodecahedron rolls Finding a skeleton.**
User avatar #176 - Tyranitar (6 hours ago) [-]
Favorite play I ever did: (don't remember the exact wording of the black card)

"A man who worked his whole life to achieve a world without boxes had his dreams crushed on his deathbed as the nurse brought in a box"
#100 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Khans of Tarkir in a nutshell.
User avatar #56 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
If SKyrim is anything to go by they have good reasons to be suspicious.
User avatar #22 - lapsushominum ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
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**lapsushominum rolls What ended my last relationship?**
User avatar #23 to #22 - lapsushominum ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
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**lapsushominum rolls Free samples.**
Trick question
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