4chong. . glistening to music up my man cave sgf says she is going to the store seaside it' s time for a mp swart a few minutes after she left satrap naked beca
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4chong

glistening to music
up my man cave
sgf says she is going to the store
seaside it' s time for a mp
swart a few minutes after she left
satrap naked because that' s how I do
fer that perfect mp video
stetting close hearths door spen and shut
***** my computer down but keep fapping hoping gskill same down and finish me off
seaside I am going to surprise her and has the second she walks in (seemed better at the time)
shear sameone walking down the stairs
seaside to stand forthis
sas the door spens shoot my load all sum same dude in a ski mask
literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun
she is yelling wtf
sheld him at gunpoint until the saps same
ssup asks what is all sheathe guys shirt and pants
and give my statement
can still hearth's laughing-.
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#14 - clannadqs (03/24/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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But...why isn't kingxddd here?
User avatar #1 - savmg (03/23/2014) [-]
Decide I'm going to surprise her and jizz the second she walks in......
#8 - moonmist (03/23/2014) [-]
**moonmist rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at glocks.... ** Cops face when
User avatar #13 to #8 - choclategum (03/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #8 - wazoowonseventeen (03/24/2014) [-]
Dat roll tho
#4 - rawrursaurus (03/23/2014) [-]
" i didnt deserve this" Thief guy
#6 - include (03/23/2014) [-]
He didn't see that cumming.
He didn't see that cumming.
#22 to #6 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
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#25 to #6 - hackhazardly (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm sure he noticed when it came.
I'm sure he noticed when it came.
#23 to #6 - Seanxone (03/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - syfygeek (03/23/2014) [-]
Best pun I've seen you post in a while
User avatar #17 to #7 - createdjustnow (03/24/2014) [-]
well we don't normally Include him
User avatar #18 to #17 - syfygeek (03/24/2014) [-]
you always include him whether you like it or not.
#21 to #20 - syfygeek (03/24/2014) [-]
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#19 to #17 - include (03/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #19 - batmanbeyonddgrave (03/24/2014) [-]
i almost included you in a comp i was gonna do about the commentors that made fj the wonderful place it is, with you as the kinf commentor, but my last os post didn't go so well, so i trashed it idea
#80 to #47 - include (03/25/2014) [-]
Actually I'm just new here you should add people like ragingbrony and theannoyingfjguy.
User avatar #81 to #80 - batmanbeyonddgrave (03/25/2014) [-]
damn, you're incredible humble for someone in your position, i'm not gonna do the comp, anything i post gets lost in new content, wouldn't do justice to the amazing commentors that we have..
User avatar #82 to #81 - include (03/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #86 to #82 - batmanbeyonddgrave (03/25/2014) [-]
actually, i just got something i posted in the top 150, which has given me new faith... it should be done in under an hour, is gltch your "mascot" ?
#87 to #86 - include (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes but, I don't post her that often anymore.
User avatar #83 to #82 - batmanbeyonddgrave (03/25/2014) [-]
yes it is, so i'll be perfectly happy lurking in the corner, making snide comments
User avatar #68 - yunoknow (03/24/2014) [-]
Hand Solo shot first
#30 - itsmepapaone (03/24/2014) [-]
When you laugh so hard you have to collect your lungs from the broken window on the 12th floor of the apartment building three blocks over.
User avatar #45 to #30 - sinonyx (03/24/2014) [-]
i was still laughing while i read your comment.. i stopped laughing after, thanks
#61 to #30 - zerith (03/24/2014) [-]
Mine drifted to space...
Mine drifted to space...
User avatar #53 - mrgoodlove (03/24/2014) [-]
I guess he came at him with 2 loaded weapons
#70 - ExorArgus ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
He is living Louis CK's dream, he came.... aggressively.
#24 - ryzuro (03/24/2014) [-]
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#62 - EdwardNigma (03/24/2014) [-]
It served as a good distraction though, didn't it?
***** stopped a robber with his cum.
#69 - luckyspirit (03/24/2014) [-]
Imagine just going in and breaking into a guy's house to rob them and then bam    
   
You have cum all over you.
Imagine just going in and breaking into a guy's house to rob them and then bam

You have cum all over you.
#34 - breezykun (03/24/2014) [-]
**breezykun rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Bruce willis in the making ** gf's fw
User avatar #9 - RealRune (03/23/2014) [-]
Who masturbates when their GF is around?

If I did that, the poor thing would be sore as heeeeeeell
User avatar #15 to #9 - clannadqs (03/24/2014) [-]
HUUURRR, SEEXX XXX X XJOOKKEEE TRIPLEE XXXXX RATED!!!! XD
User avatar #16 to #15 - RealRune (03/24/2014) [-]
I wasn't joking.
User avatar #29 to #16 - bloodeyes (03/24/2014) [-]
i kno the feel bro, my wife sees me jerk, i get pinned and told to enjoy myself, and i do indeed
#41 to #29 - clannadqs (03/24/2014) [-]
>Funnyjunk
>having anything above TFW no gf

User avatar #67 to #16 - capslockrage (03/24/2014) [-]
no, you were just lying.
User avatar #33 - leonhardt (03/24/2014) [-]
Murica!
#3 - applecopy (03/23/2014) [-]
**applecopy rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at This applies to Canadians too **
**applecopy rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at This applies to Canadians too **
#71 - majorandrew (03/24/2014) [-]
Fapping saves lives children!!!
#66 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Awesome post, instafav
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