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4chinese. I´m not funny so i post other people´s work. spread american sonly vete republican because snessy slave misgovernment disability benefits because sf o

I´m not funny so i post other people´s work

spread american
sonly vete republican
because
snessy
slave misgovernment disability benefits because sf obesity
sbe
rumbling, haven' t eaten in 20 minutes
sshould gs to mcdonalds, just started serving lunch
strate get inte minivan with assistance lift
clift collapses due to excess weight
ifall out onto driveway
scala 911
s" siree longer have ambulances because sf obamacare. we can' t help you"
ddamn you obama
struck in driveway, cant get inte wheelchair
turn inte minutes, i' m getting hungrier and hungrier
can feel my stomach starting to digest itself
seeing mad with hunger
pull out my gun, and start firing in the wirte get attention
ssomeone hears and calls ceps
tthey arrive to my house 30 minutes later, put me back inte wheelchair
seeps mad as shit "sirree are not allowed to discharge a firearm in a residential area"
remind them that this is america and i have the freedom to fire a gun wherever and whenever i please
tthey place me under arrest because they dent know anything about my freedoms
wont fit en my wrists
scan' t fit inte police car
tthey have to call special geriatric handling police unit
tthey place en me en modified flatbed truck and bring me to police station
spat inte cell that can accomadate sameone with my needs
Mold i will be booked shortly
sne feed being brought
sat this point i' m absolutely starved, my vision is becoming blurry and my extremities are going numb
scream "THIS IS AMERICA AND I DEMAND TC) BE BROUGHT ) RIGHT NDW"
sene guard knows hew america works and asks me what i want mcdonalds
order E big macs with pickles, 3 supersize hies, A apple pies and at least 2 gallons eddied coke
squard semes back 30 minutes later
stee even scream at him forsaking SC) long
scrab bags and rifle through them frantically looking fer big macs
secund ene
Aspen it
sit has pickles en it
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