sat Impr group yesterday
wee I play Earp. My Earp name is ofthe neckbeard clan
jiust got done with a battlemage
Hitting at the table
Home girl sitting next to me
stalking about random shit that I don' t care about
sshe says the word shit
Hoops. I swear I' m losing my filter every day"
Mold her I lost all censorship and morality when I started browsing than
sshe asks me a terrible qeustion
you are one ofthose guys who is invading tumblr are you?"
yher exact words
suecide to play it dumb
Luchan is raiding tumblr?" I inquire
yeah a bunch of guys are trying to get people to kill themselves on tumblrfag no reason"
wwant to slap her bitch face back onto a dick where she belongs
sshe proceeds to talk on about feminism
34 speak alter a while
my a real feminist that fought for equal rights when women had none. All you do is sit youwhat lazy ass on a computer and bitch about how men disrespect you"
constantly realize what I have said
that I forgot to put my privilege checker on before I left my house
sshe turns to me
tthe words "cis scum" echo through my brain
sshe speaks louder
sshe falls to the ground
Hood speaking must be one of nerdruggers
4 pull out my phone
hello 911? Some women just collapsed from a trigger overdose"
tthe Ambulance arrives
ttwo physically fit white heterosexual males exit the Ambulance
sshe begins to have a seizure
mmore triggers are being pull than at columbine
Neither one ofthe rapid response units have their privilege checkers on
tell forthat everything will be okay
ttwo fat female police officers instantly arrest me for rape
tthey are communicating through Landwhale sonar. so I cannot understand
ssomeone at the table drops cake
moth ofthe officers begin to convulse violently
stropped cake is one
mmfw everyone at the park was arrested for rape the next day