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I Anonymous (ID: ') (/ 14( Sun) 1 No. 555062103 [Reply] F
ahad to go to Colombia for work
iwork for two weeks slave style
iwork is overeat my payment, cash
xi have om day mora until my fly
suecide to go out
xi was only carrying
mat into a VIP bar and drink premium spirits
mat drunk as ****
Make a taxi
aask to the driver to get me soma coke
pstart snorting top quality cocaine with the taxi driver
we horny as ****
Hall the driver to get me a young whore
we makes a couple offal's
wwe go to the other part ofthe city
ea latin lolita IO/ IO was waiting in a corner
constant boner
bbuy mora coke and start doing lines with her
ego to a terrible 1 star hotel
bbro was waiting outside doing cocaine and watching my ass
caribe the security's lat me in with the lolita to a room
***** darfor about 4 hours, it was crazy, so much power and pleasure in my Illa
breburn to my 5 stars executive hotel
was my wallet and i still have 50 dollars
that night only costed me 250 dollars and doing the same in NY would cost me at least EDGE! and probably end up entail
wwant to move to Colombia
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#99 - fagmunch (07/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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Wow guys, thanks a ton for frontpage!   
It's pretty funny how my first post ever made it, but again, you guys are the best!
Wow guys, thanks a ton for frontpage!
It's pretty funny how my first post ever made it, but again, you guys are the best!
User avatar #3 - eddio (07/07/2014) [+] (29 replies)
Wait a sec, how the **** do you earn 8000 USD for 2 weeks of work?
User avatar #4 to #3 - HenrikVIII (07/07/2014) [-]
Oil or mining. They send you away for two weeks to a remote facility and you have to be accesible 24/7. It's a bit like high end slavery, but you get paid.
#24 - anangrytaco (07/07/2014) [+] (23 replies)
....That's my country for you. Careful though, one night you'll wake up missing a kidney thanks to taxibro.
....That's my country for you. Careful though, one night you'll wake up missing a kidney thanks to taxibro.
#35 - hitbyadriveby (07/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Colombia mentioned
swell with tears
#2 - mariothecommunist (07/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why try Columbia when you can work in a glorious Soviet camp?
#46 - fourchinsbrah (07/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
description
#30 - IamPinhead (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
OP probably has a sentient form of syphilis and the cocaine was 95% baking soda.
#20 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Instant boner with the lolita part. They seriously need to lower the age of consent...
#32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So op is a pedophile?
So op is a pedophile?
User avatar #22 - foelkera (07/07/2014) [-]
goddamn son, don't care how they treat me if they're paying me $8000 for two weeks of work
User avatar #10 - wersand (07/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>Work like slave.
>Get paid.
User avatar #18 to #10 - zerodim ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
like =/= as
#106 - sjrigney (07/07/2014) [-]
Getting into VIP bar: $30

Drinks: $40

Taxi: $90

Hooker: $100

Getting home to realize you've contracted an STD: Priceless.
User avatar #102 - bothemastaofall (07/07/2014) [-]
"I'm going to put myself in an inebriated state in Colombia"
-Dead people
#11 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
what that ******* retard doesnt know is that if it werent for that taxi driver that watched his ass he would have:
1 gotten robbed
2 raped
3 organs cut out of him in the shady part of town
4 taxi driver would have taken him to the worst part of town, told him to give him all the money or he will sell him to be a sex slave.

he was a lucky ************ not to get seriously hurt in that ******* place
User avatar #25 to #11 - bitchplzzz (07/07/2014) [-]
Mmmmmaaybe its a way blown out of proportion story thats meant to be a gross overestimation of Colombian nightlife?
User avatar #1 - jackmanagan ONLINE (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Great story

Although your description will bring more attention than anything

srsly ∆
∆ ∆

bring almost as much attention and the mention of dickbutt
User avatar #68 - mrgoodlove (07/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**** son. Girl in the picture has a great butt
#118 - Kabutops (07/07/2014) [-]
you probably caught something there. and it wasnt a pokemon
#73 - finalfantasymaster (07/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
300 dollars would be around 600.000 pesos which aint worth **** unless you are in a bad neighborhood like the bronx (yes we also have a bronx) or the **** parts of Suba at night, even then you wouldnt be able to do all this guy said
User avatar #91 to #85 - finalfantasymaster (07/07/2014) [-]
i live in Colombia, here you go:
get into VIP bar: 60 dollars or more
drinks: 10 to 20 dollars each
taxi: depends on where you want to go but 1.50 to 30 dollars
hooker: with STD's 50 dollars, without STD's 200 dollars or more
User avatar #59 - zombifier (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
do the same **** in the Philippines and only spend about $50-$100 a weekend and the bar girl will stay with you til she has to go back to work if you're good
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