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User avatar #16 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
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oh **** here we go.

>Be me 17
>Friends birthday, turning 18, invites a bunch of people from school over as a last hoorah
>turn up to his party with booze and weed,
> end up getting extremely ********* on the weed, didnt want to drink
> go upstairs trying to find the bathroom, dont need to throw up, just wanted to sit on his toilet and reflect, (i dont ******* know why, it just felt right
>find the spare bedroom instead, ah **** it, just lay down for 10 minutes and absorb the atmosphere
> come to earth shattering realisation about life, about to achieve eternal wisdom and a heightened state of enlightenment when i hear giggling outside
>get up and try to find the light switch, the room is pretty damn big, dark as **** now, was light when i came in
> cant find the light switch, end up finding the couch to the left of the door, oh yisss, pretend i am in a psychiatrist couch for a second,
> giggling is now louder, wtf? outside the door now, irritating as ****
>door suddenly swings open, light pours in IT BURNS!! but then two people come in and fly onto bed
> door closes behind them, intense whispering about light switch, my eyes have adjusted to the dark, havent really acknowleged they were there
> lots of smoochy kissing sounds, oh **** not now, grab a blanket from the window ledge and cover myself up, they wont be able to see me
> **** gets real, can see fumbling, clothes are coming off, oh **** , not good, should not be here, make out session has escalated
> moaning and gasping, this is... dont move ever
> it gets louder, suddenly it hits me like a goddamn semi
> it's two girls.
> they dont know im here, cant let them know i'm here, too high to talk myself out of it, sober me would know what to do, sober me is such a great guy, i wish sober me was here he would save me
> pull blanket up higher, can hear the writhing, delicate whimpering, and more often, the vicious gasping getting increasingly louder and more frequent.
> but then stoner me has a GENIUS IDEA...
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User avatar #17 to #16 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
> I kick the side of the wall where the door is, it's kind of hollow sounds like a door knocking i suppose
> panicked movements from the bed, get the feeling that was a bad idea
> whispering is manic, one girl is now up and getting dressed walks towards door, oh **** dont see me, for the love of god
> door opened, looking and staring, notice eyes, drunk and stoned, completely wasted wouldnt see me even if she tried
>she backs away from door doesnt close it, heads over to bed, light is making my eyes sting, use blanket as shield
> sexing resumes, oh my god, the door is opened, sexing is resuming what the **** now?
> stoner me is on fire today, another genius plan in only 90 seconds
> belly flop to the door and pretend i just walked in? sans the belly flop maybe a crawl that is too genius to pass up
> begin my crawl, floor is not the cleanest, it will do,
> almost passed the open door, to get to doorway, floor creaks
> NO **** **** NO!!!! the sexing has stopped again.
> The trilogy, ultimate genius idea, get up and run out
> girls ******* SCREAM in panic
> i am down the hall, not quite at the stairs, hear several footsteps coming up though
>quickly get into nearby door, still not the ******* toilet, master bedroom, parents, but they have an en suite so there is that
> peak out see 8 people in hallway walking towards guest room, follow behind completely buzzing out my tits
> girls telling tales of crazy snake ghost or some **** ,
> i'm off the hook,everyone is just shrugging it off, ******* crazy bitches etc.
> people turn to look at me,
>i'm like "what?"
> look down, girls underwear stuck to my shirt button
> girl in guest room "OMG those are mine"
> never see these people again for as long as i live
#103 to #17 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
"crazy snake ghost"

Thank you for this story
#81 to #17 - weeeeeeeeeeee (03/18/2014) [-]
10/10 would party with
10/10 would party with
#65 to #17 - dedze (03/18/2014) [-]
Are you a anime character?
User avatar #67 to #65 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
I dont watch anime, why, is this common?
#104 to #67 - notstill (03/19/2014) [-]
In a lot of rom-com animes the protagonist ends up in perverted situations and handles them very poorly. For example, tripping over his own feet, knocking down a girl and ending up with one hand groping a boob and the other in her crotch.   
   
Generic anime tropes
In a lot of rom-com animes the protagonist ends up in perverted situations and handles them very poorly. For example, tripping over his own feet, knocking down a girl and ending up with one hand groping a boob and the other in her crotch.

Generic anime tropes
User avatar #72 to #67 - BrownBearninetysix (03/18/2014) [-]
Yes, all too common.
#69 to #67 - dedze (03/18/2014) [-]
Because japanese people have a weird sense of humor? I don't really have a better answer if you want to know why it's common.
#48 to #17 - jopangel (03/18/2014) [-]
That was amazing.. sorry replied to the wrong post retarded me
That was amazing.. sorry replied to the wrong post retarded me
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#44 to #17 - johndapro ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
That was a good read.
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